Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I thought this was just a typo. What does it mean?

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Abbreviation of French Messieurs or English messieurs.

A way to refer to multiple gentlemen in a formal way.

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[SCV]

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Abbreviation of French Messieurs or English messieurs.

A way to refer to multiple gentlemen in a formal way.

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This isn't your average everyday autism. This is... advanced autism.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Fuck, even Rackets couldn’t pull this one off. Actually having your witnesses die so you can get another delay is diabolical.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

He stopped returning Greer’s calls and e-mails (due to dead), and Greer interpreted that as them having a falling out.

Greer is so repugnant, I prefer to think they had a very verbal and explosive falling out before he died, but Russ, not knowing he was already dead, claimed to be calling him as a witness to get the case sent back to Utah (or Nevada as he preferred) hoping Utah wouldn't see that and Hardin would forget, or if not he could use the falling out as an excuse, fudging the specific timing of it (again, not knowing he was already dead)

Honestly, it's still sad Russell lost one of the few people he was on amicable terms with, whether to falling out or death or both

 

[Kosher Dill]

Your Honor, I motion for an exception to the hearsay rules to admit Steve "Steeve" Taylor's dying declaration as evidence.
"Kiwi... Farms.... harassed... Russell..."

 

[Friedchickenfan]

He was hunted down by a bitcoin assassin RIP.

 

[moorhen]

3. Greer murdered him after the falling out and is lying to the court to cover it up.

4. Tried to give him a handy j in exchange for witness testimony and he killed himself at the thought.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Your Honor, I motion for an exception to the hearsay rules to admit Steve "Steeve" Taylor's dying declaration as evidence.
"Kiwi... Farms.... harassed... Russell..."

Judge's response:

 

[Probably An Autist]

I really hope he didn't know he was dead,that's hilarious. Even amongst his many fuck ups this is particularly egregious.

However I would not count out him being a malicious little goblin and doing it knowingly.

 

[CEO of Gay]

However I would not count out him being a malicious little goblin and doing it knowingly.

If he did, I do hope he's been sloppy enough that it is provable that he knew. "Oh, I'm so sorry your honor, I didn't know my witness was dead," looks retarded enough, but might be forgivable. Provably intentionally deceiving the court is another matter.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Well shit, since we tracked down Steve, we might have shot ourselves in the foot- we'll never get the disposition video of Steve where he walks in and it's just Russell in Groucho glasses. As Russ might say, when one door opens, the slamming of the closing door causes two birds to fly out of the bush.

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

I feel like the pro hac vice status threats are among the most stupid things he's done. A lot of the other stuff he can retard shield away, "I didn't know he could do that yer honor", and given history it might even work.

But the courts deciding an attorney with excellent standing is allowed to practice on this case is not any of Russell's business. He's not bitching at Hardin he's bitching at the court, his only ally.

 

[Schizo Carmen Sandiego]

I only see two possibilities of what happened here.

1. Greer didn't want to call Steve as a witness because of the falling out they had. But since that only could have happened before Russ claimed he was a witness, he never would have wanted to call him as a witness in the first place. So he lied about wanting to call Steve as a witness from the get go.

2. He knew he was dead and the ratfuck was just hoping to never get caught.

 

[Vect]

I actually love and appreciate your consistently correct usage of the word "hoist" in this context.

Nevertheless, I humbly offer the suggestion that "hoist with his own retard" fits our boy more fully.

...but letting Russel hoist himself by his own retard might be the best way to lay the grounds for him being sanctioned from future lolsuits.

...I may as well not bother.

 

[A Pleasant Disposition]

Holy shit, Kiwifarms killed Steve! Add another one to the kill count, is that 5 now? I can't keep track.

You embarrassing lot of pathetic, presumptuous arm-chair lawyers. You absolute NIGGER-HITLERS—Listen up! in your endless legal acumen, you have overlooked the most obvious, blatant, and undeniable conclusion of why Mr. Greer so quickly let Mr. Taylor's name vanish from the case!

When A WEBSITE fails in its modus operandi of unabated attempts to BULLY a poor, noble, disabled soul into an untimely suicide, it OBVIOUSLY will resort to the next step, a HIRED HIT! And that's what Mr. Taylor is so clearly a victim of. Oh, that didn’t cross your mind?

When Nilly-Nancy-NULL and SOFTIN-the-pants-HARDIN trembled before this dauntingly masculine and IRON-CLAD case, which Mr. Greer conjured with a mere flick of his wrist, done so as easily as summoning a respectable courtesan to his side, they both knew: THERE WILL BE THEIR BLOOD WILL BE IN THE BALLCOURT NOW.

So what did they do? I think even the lowest intelligence members of this community can draw conclusions as to what happened, because as you measly CLERKS may have learned, a picture is a thousand words.

And you know what Mr. Greer is going to do? He's going all the way, baby. He's going to help the honorable Judge Bennet see the light at the end of the tunnel is a TRAIN. OF JUDGMENT. Eye for an EYE, Mr. Hardin, so stick that in your pipe and SANCTION it.

Then after Mr. Greer walks away victorious, yeah? You know what's going to happen next? After Mr. Greers wipes your clocks on the floor in the ballcourtroom, he's going to cameo in Ms. Swift's half time performance. And when Mr. Kelce passes her the pigskin ball to make a pathetic and unchivalrous gesture of love, Mr. Greer is going to intercept it with one hand, slam a red rose between his teeth, draped tenderly by his lips like the ample, flaccid jowls of a loyal bloodhound clenching a delicious bone, and announce to her with a twinkle in his eye, "I dance to my own drum." My God, the bravado, the showmanship! Ms. Taylor will propose to HIM on the spot. Take that and SLAMDUNK it through the uprights, Mr. Kelce.

Amidst voluminous applaud, Mr. Greer will turn to the camera, winks, whips out his brand new iPhone, and gestures with the admiration, validation, and most beautiful woman that he and everyone else knew he always deserved—the shot pushes back to an image of a headstone, reading "Joshua 'NULLIFIED' Moon, Messed with the Best, Died to Rest in Pieces, 1992-RICHARD GREER."

As for you so called "farmers," the only useful mistake that your parents ever made was your father copulating with your mother, rather than bolstering the burgeoning brothel business in the great state of Nevada, thus building up the audience for Mr. Greer to eventually teach a lesson to in one fell swoop of legal prowess that will re-write every law book IN EXISTENCE.

So TAKE THAT you crazy fucking black kettles.

 

[ScooterL]

If he did, I do hope he's been sloppy enough that it is provable that he knew. "Oh, I'm so sorry your honor, I didn't know my witness was dead," looks retarded enough, but might be forgivable. Provably intentionally deceiving the court is another matter.

He claims to have "had a falling out with" Steve Taylor between May and the fall, at which time this Steve Taylor was dead.

He also says Steve Taylor was "eager", while being dead.

He's telling lies to drag out this ridiculous case and burn Null's money.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So if this really is Steve, we have two possibilities:

1. Greer knew he was dead and lied to the court.
2. Greer didn't know he was dead, and was never close enough with him to begin with that someone would bother informing him that he died. This makes Steve an even more useless witness than his father and brother.

Hey now, we can do better. When Greer found that his planned key Witness Steve was unwilling to say what Greer wanted in Court. And the damned Kiwi's and the Plight that was Hardin were getting to close the the traitorous witness. Something had to be done. Steve was found seemingly drowned to death in his own bed. Located in the deep desert.

 

[SargonF00t]

As has been mentioned before, Russ has such antiquated vocabulary and odd turns of phrase.

This is the proof that Russ tells to all the girls, he is not like other guys.

 

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If I'm not mistaken, Steve Taylor was also the guy that Greer gave a handjob to for a ride to the whore house.

I want to see ol' Rusty dig this poor guy up and haul a rotting corpse into court saying "See! He's real! and he's ready to testify!!" right as the corpse's head snaps off and rolls across the room.

It's not, according to russloremaster @StinkySnack, it was some democrat chairman.

No, we uncovered that guy in the main thread a few years ago.

It was some young local Democrat chairman. You know, the kind of person you’d never imagine would be a total and utter degenerate.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The Steve business is imo the same deal as later when Russ added his brother and father as witnesses. Remember how he added them without telling them, and they were surprised when Hardin reached out, which led to Greer panicking and witness tampering? I think he added Steve as a witness without reaching out or even checking if Steve was alive first, not realizing (or not caring) that you need a witnesses' consent first. Russ hadn't talked to Steve in so long he had no idea Steve was dead, and when he tried to reach out after adding him as a witness, the lack of response from a dead man led Russell to assume they had a falling out.

I want that last point to sink in. Russ has had this happen so many times before that when someone didn't respond to them he just assumed they hated him now and weren't speaking with him anymore.