Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Swapping the end links without changing the swaybars bushings isn't going to do anything and likely will just cause the sway bar bushings to fail.

Over a decade of being exposed to the elements and road salt must've mean the underbody of Susan is completly rotten through. I wonder how long before Rick has to shell out a nice wad of cash to keep Susan in a driveable state. Otherwise he's going to enjoy prison driving a 2004 Toyota Camry.

 

[RollingRock2]

He had to replace the mufflers a couple years ago because they rusted out. But he rarely drives farther than the nearest bar and might well wash his car frequently in the winter. He once posted that he was stuck in an automatic car wash in the winter.

 

[A.P. Hill]

'penos' is now my favorite Fatrickism.

my sides. I pulled a trapezoid at work - but the 'penos' is worth the pain.
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"The police officers did not see my rage erected penos, stalker"

 

[John_Smith]

Piggy is going to get a nice fat judgement against the city and the Em-pee-dee. Susan is going to go to the great scrapyard in the sky and Piggy is going to treat himself to a brand new Mustang GTD. If he has any cash left over he might put up a fence, and even finally get around to rebuilding that garage. More likely, he and Nikki pack up the assorted detritus that they have accumulated together and move to a McMansion in the 'burbs. His fights with the HOA will become the stuff of lolcow legend. He and his slattern will burn through the money in less than 2 years, tops.

Yeah, I think I want Piggy to get a big chunk of cash. Rich Pigs can get up to so much more stupidity. Thing is, I reckon any settlement with the city will require Piggy to drop the police officers from the lolsuit, so only the city and MPD are named defendants. Given Piggy's intransigence, evinced by his refusal to remove Quasi from the subpoena so that it would not be quashed, will he accept that or will he demand the police officers pay their debt to him for not treating him like Ma Raven's Special Boy deserves and queer the deal?

 

[The Big A]

Who's to say Patrick doesn't take the winnings and apply Bossmanjack logic, and use the money to open up a new round of lawsuits against his trolls, hoping to further his fortune by winning even more settlements/judgments?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Who's to say Patrick doesn't take the winnings and apply Bossmanjack logic, and use the money to open up a new round of lawsuits against his trolls, hoping to further his fortune by winning even more settlements/judgments?

outside of going after Josh (which will 100%, totally, absolutely end well for him) who is he going to sue? he has no names and no identities and no way to confirm addresses and existences of people he wants to sue - the stalker children on the Internet. he has no case, against anyone, because he doesn't even know anyone.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

because he doesn't even know anyone.

This is where you are wrong, child. He knows and will sue Robert Gayporn. Enjoy lawsuit.

 

[AprilRains]

outside of going after Josh (which will 100%, totally, absolutely end well for him) who is he going to sue? he has no names and no identities and no way to confirm addresses and existences of people he wants to sue - the stalker children on the Internet. he has no case, against anyone, because he doesn't even know anyone.

Might not stop him from burning up money trying. If he does, I expect him to harass whoever he (mis)identifies; depending on how far he goes, that itself may burn up the rest of the money and end up with him in prison. The irony would be sweet.

Personally, I don't see it. Even if I adopt an interpretation of the facts most favorable to Fatrick's claims, I don't think he gets past the fact that he's threatened a partner in the past. The cops were well justified in doubting him, and his violent behavior in at least one of those incidents would justify much worse treatment than what he got.

I may be wrong, but I don't see Patrick getting a braggable sum from this.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What exactly is his point here?
Even in the movie and graphic novel the Spartans had allies from other city states.
Nobody is claiming that Thermopylae was a Greek victory. It is followed by two decisive Greek victories though, Salamis and Plataea.

The point of the story and why it resonates is the willing sacrifice of the Spartans after a hopeless battle, choosing death over surrender.

What strawman is he fatly flailing against in his battle against Twitter fascism?

His 1.2 GPA shining through again. Most kids around the world (or at least the Western world) learn about Thermopylae in primary school history class and they of course learn that the Greeks lost, which led to Persians conquering Greek territory, the Greeks then won at Salamis and launched a counterattack to reconquer parts of Greece that were conquered after Thermopylae. The three big battles that are focused on in the Greco-Persian wars are Marathon, Thermopylae and Salamis.

Because Patty Cheesesteak barely passed history and because he's a narcissist, he projects his ignorance about the Greco-Persian wars onto everyone else despite the fact that he'd get schooled on it by any 5th grader around the world.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Can you name any book Patrick has read and understood, including his own works? I'm happy to be corrected on this point, but I don't think there is any such book.

I mean, yeah, did you miss him saying his friend was 'well read', implying that he isn't? lol

 

[Something Awful]

"Time not writing is spent training for triathlons, maintaining a stable of Ford Mustangs, and snuggling with his unnaturally supportive wife."

hahahahaha

Patrick's history is a bottomless goldmine.

Updated version:

"Time not eating is spent prisoning stalkers, poorly maintaining a Rustang, and cohabiting with a frumpy lesbian."

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

outside of going after Josh (which will 100%, totally, absolutely end well for him) who is he going to sue? he has no names and no identities and no way to confirm addresses and existences of people he wants to sue - the stalker children on the Internet. he has no case, against anyone, because he doesn't even know anyone.

Are you sure about that, stalkster?

 

[Maude Snew]

only learned about the battle of Thermopylae from skimming the Wikipedia article after seeing 300 on DVD.

300 is probably a bit too complicated for Rick, it's much more likely he watched "Meet the Spartans" instead, his eyes unfocused, giggling and drooling.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Patrick has the "treacherous and cowardly courtier" phenotype, so his "they lost teehee" remarks shouldn't be surprising. 2000 years ago he'd be conspiring with the Persians in exchange for a steady supply of brown people for his harem/larder.

 

[Divine right to rule]

His 1.2 GPA shining through again. Most kids around the world (or at least the Western world) learn about Thermopylae in primary school history class and they of course learn that the Greeks lost, which led to Persians conquering Greek territory, the Greeks then won at Salamis and launched a counterattack to reconquer parts of Greece that were conquered after Thermopylae. The three big battles that are focused on in the Greco-Persian wars are Marathon, Thermopylae and Salamis.

Because Patty Cheesesteak barely passed history and because he's a narcissist, he projects his ignorance about the Greco-Persian wars onto everyone else despite the fact that he'd get schooled on it by any 5th grader around the world.

Funnily enough, we didn't really learn anything about Thermopylae in 5th grade history, we only learned about Salamis, Plataea and Marathon, the decisive Greek victories.

We DID however, discuss it at length in German, because there is a lot of 19th century literature about the topic. In the age of nationalist revolution it was a very universal story used for many patriotic struggles.
Firstly to support German unification and secondly to support the Greek struggle for national independence.

Hell, the most used translation of the antique text at the Thermopylae memorial monument was done by Friedrich Schiller, classicist poet-prince and colleague of Goethe.

 

[Judge Holden]

*pulls out old timey fobwatch from my bitchtit cleavage*


I sure do hope pig man did not wake up at five in the fucking morning just to spam empty threats, rage oinks, and promises of prison at people today...

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

there is a very small part of me that wishes the only conflict in my life was waking up at six in the morning to fearpaste at anonymous trolls on twitter.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can you name any book Patrick has read and understood, including his own works? I'm happy to be corrected on this point, but I don't think there is any such book.

Maybe not a book but Fatrick can certainly read.

The Ultimate Homemade Pepperoni Pizza Recipe for Beginners

Dough Ingredients

• 2 1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast
• 1 1/2 cups warm water (110°F/45°C)
• 10 tablespoon sugar because you're fat
• 2 tablespoons olive oil
• 3 1/2 to 4 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon salt

Sauce Ingredients

• 1 cup tomato sauce
• 1 teaspoon dried oregano
• 1 teaspoon dried basil
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
• 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
• Salt and pepper to taste

Topping Ingredients

• 20 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
• 10 cups of sliced pepperoni
• Olive oil

 

[whore loving dragon]

- 10 tablespoon sugar because you're fat

Ackyually he would add the sugar to the sauce, not the dough.
Can't let the stalkerchild yeasts eat all the sugar

 

[Maude Snew]

Patrick has the "treacherous and cowardly courtier" phenotype, so his "they lost teehee" remarks shouldn't be surprising. 2000 years ago he'd be conspiring with the Persians in exchange for a steady supply of brown people for his harem/larder.

Noooo, Leochildas, I have ready access to my wife's hot gate, and Xerxes did not fart in there. Enjoy defeat.

I suppose the ancient texts did not properly bring across just how disfigured he was.

Disgusting.