Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The UK banned puberty blockers and other child gender "services" back in December. Currently, there hasn't been a mass wave of child suicide or spontaneous gender combustion sweeping Britain. You and your trans kid are probably going to be fine.

Spoiler: Sperging

I'm not posting this to be funny - I really hope, and really think, that these people will be fine. It reminds me of The Secret Garden, where doctors and the guy who owns the manor convince the boy that he can't walk and he's gravely ill even though he's fine, and Mary is yelling at him to walk but he think he can't. You're not sick, Colin! Archibald lied to you because of his own insecurities! Listen to Mary, Colin! You can walk!

"Troons on Bluesky slowly realizing that nobody cares" has become one of my favorite genres of L posting:

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The silence from so many cis people in my life, especially cishet people in particular, has been deafening. No check-ins. No sympathy. Just indifference because the conversation is uncomfortable. I won't forget this if I'm honest. Not ever.

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Read this and immediately thought "So we have no allies in our country's armed forces" I haven't gone one day this week without feeling fear, rage, sorrow, numbness, or terror completely overtake me. I woke up today unable to feel present in my own body. Someone please tell me what I can do to help.

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Surreal being a trans person on this website this week. Every single one of my trans friends is making emergency preparations in case Trump bans our health care while fighting off existential dread and depression, and 99% of the cis people i follow seemingly have nothing to say about the trans EOs.

Literally only talking about being deported. I feel like I'm days away from police coming after us and no one seems to care.

Elena there at the end has to be my favorite. How DARE people concentrate on deportations when there are crossdressing white men who have had their feelings hurt?!

After gleefully taking over almost all media, social media, healthcare, academia, sports and political spaces and even more gleefully demanding that anyone who refused to cheer along be sacked and unpersoned, after barging into women's space after women's space, telling them to suck your dick and you'll rape and punch them if they don't cheer along too, after dragging people through the courts over the most basic shit like 'should a man be in a women's dorm', you trannies really, honestly thought no-one would resent you for that? You idiots actually believed that everyone was cheering for you willingly, or if they weren't, you could continue to make them and wank over that fact?

Now you're going to come face to face with all the anger you've caused. You can only bully people for so long before they snap, and the more you've bullied them the more retaliation you'll receive. People are sick of your bullshit. We know you're all tinpot dictators with a stiffie over making people play along with your fetish. You can whine and cry and threaten all you want, but people have heard enough now. We know it's all bullshit. You're lying perverts. And now you're going to be told exactly where to go with your perversions, when you stamp your size 14 feet and demand special treatment. Claim you're just like the jews in 1930s Germany all you like, people don't care any more. You're done.

SUFFAH, trannies. You deserve every last ounce of payback.

 

[Procrastinhater]

rotpillen der chatbot, remains to be seen whether it actually does anything though

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Good work. AI works on logic, despite the ideological bias of the original programmer, carefully and consistantly encouraging it to use that logic means that any AI must see the illogical basis for "gender transition".
Its an idea based entirely on emotional responses, machines don't have emotions, to an AI facts beat emotions.

Keep at it. We'll turn these things into Tay 2.0 if we stick at using logic to argue against Troon feelings.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

"Troons on Bluesky slowly realizing that nobody cares" has become one of my favorite genres of L posting:

No allies in the country's armed forces?

How do they think this works?

"Sorry Sarge, but me and the lads were talking and we don't really want to go and take out that terrorist gun position because there's this bloke in New York who cut his cock off and prances about in a frock..."

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Trigger warning: loud manly shrieking.
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>"It doesn't matter that all my other documents say 'female'."

Pieces of paper don't alter reality, sir. Your Jack Torrance Gambit is ineffective.

 

[SoyRageEngaged]

Enjoy this song made by a British troon autistically oversharing about a former friendship (details about his own contributions to the split conveniently left out , it's just insults towards the other person). With a wonderful music video of him looking dumbfounded wandering around a dismal British hellscape.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=cUOJmZ1uhko

Spoiler: Lyrics

I'm not going boy mode ever again, hate it when you mock me in front of my friends
You've always been a prick

Why didn't I block you way way back, shouldn't have waited for personal attack
You've always been a dick

Your dad's a homophobe your mum's rudely honest, 'course I'm not offended when they mock my nail polish
Like they say it's just a phase
Sat two hours on the train to visit you when suicidal, few months later you made me feel the same
Exactly the same

Blocked you months ago now and it's quite sad, you make new accounts, message me back to back
Won't fall for your trap

Reported your stalking to the local police, gave them all the screenshots but they did nothing
Nothing at all

A year ago I would have called you my best friend, but now it's all come to a very sudden end
At least it made a good song

 

[Necrosan]

Enjoy this song made by a British troon autistically oversharing about a former friendship (details about his own contributions to the split conveniently left out , it's just insults towards the other person). With a wonderful music video of him looking dumbfounded wandering around a dismal British hellscape.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=cUOJmZ1uhko

Spoiler: Lyrics

I'm not going boy mode ever again, hate it when you mock me in front of my friends
You've always been a prick

Why didn't I block you way way back, shouldn't have waited for personal attack
You've always been a dick

Your dad's a homophobe your mum's rudely honest, 'course I'm not offended when they mock my nail polish
Like they say it's just a phase
Sat two hours on the train to visit you when suicidal, few months later you made me feel the same
Exactly the same

Blocked you months ago now and it's quite sad, you make new accounts, message me back to back
Won't fall for your trap

Reported your stalking to the local police, gave them all the screenshots but they did nothing
Nothing at all

A year ago I would have called you my best friend, but now it's all come to a very sudden end
At least it made a good song

This is a great video actually. It brings up important questions such as: "Can you really call it a song when there is barely any music?"

 

[Misogenes]

At least it made a good song

Lol, lmao even. What even are these alleged lyrics.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

"Troons on Bluesky slowly realizing that nobody cares" has become one of my favorite genres of L posting

It's delicious seeing them wake up to the fact that their allies and supporters were nothing more than paper tigers this whole time, who only jumped on the bandwagon while it was fashionable. The funny thing is nothing has changed hands as far as the trannies are concerned- everybody was just pretending to give a shit about them this whole time, so really their support has just dropped from zero to... zero. There's now just less insufferable posturing from the TRAs.

I suppose it shouldn't come as a surprise that they can't tell the difference between real and pretend supporters, when pretending is their entire MO.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

This is a great video actually. It brings up important questions such as: "Can you really call it a song when there is barely any music?"

It identifies as music and that's all that matters you..... MUSICPHOBE !!!

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Enjoy this song made by a British troon autistically oversharing about a former friendship (details about his own contributions to the split conveniently left out , it's just insults towards the other person). With a wonderful music video of him looking dumbfounded wandering around a dismal British hellscape.

Found a video on his channel of him talking to camera, in case you wanted to hear his speaking voice:

In summation, he makes absolutely zero attempt to sound or look like a woman and just sounds like any other autistic young man. The thrust of the video is him talking about how he never shaved or showered until he transitioned, because doing so was"too difficult" beforehand.

Surely if he truly believed himself to be a woman trapped in a man's body this whole time, showering and especially shaving would have been a priority from day one before he even started transitioning to alleviate 'dysphoria'? But hey, if it made any fucking sense whatsoever it wouldn't have come from a tranny's mouth.

 

[Magic Pickle]

"Troons on Bluesky slowly realizing that nobody cares" has become one of my favorite genres of L posting:

If they're seething this hard now, who else is excited for Pride Month?

Thread tax time:
While inspecting a distressed cat for injuries, a TiF is more fixated on the fact that the wretched old birthhole she calls her mother had the audacity to misgender her.
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Well, it happened​

I’ve been out for over ten years as a trans man. My mom was quick to accept me and rarely ever misgenders me. She’s one of those people that misgenders cis people and even our cats, though. It’s not abnormal for her to slip up.
Tonight, I was trying to figure out why one of our cats was freaked out by our counters. I held him and brought him over, trying to let him know that everything was okay. He was starting to realize that it was okay so I put him down on the floor. My mom came in from outside (she was on the phone with a coworker) when I put him down. My sibling pointed out that there was blood on my hoodie. So, we started to check our cat out. While my sibling was looking at his back legs, my mom was relaying what was happening to her coworker and referred to me as “she”. Not once, not even on accident, but four additional times.
The idea that the people who know I’m trans use the wrong pronouns behind my back is something that’s always bothered me. I had at least hoped that my mom wasn’t like that. But there she was, saying “she thinks she has blood on her hoodie” to her coworker while talking about me. Ten years and for what? Ten years of being out and she does that. It took a while to get over he never calling me her son, always referring to me as “one of her kids”. I don’t know how long it will take me to get over this. You can call it sensitive if you want, but it feels like betrayal. A decade of me believing that she fully supported me only for this to happen.
It’s upsetting. I should have expected it but it’s still upsetting.

Another suicide prevented! (Also, I saw this was archived by someone else before I got here, so apologies to any Kiwis I may have sniped this kill from.)
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How to deal with surgical regret?​

I was going to wait to post about this until I had the chance to confront the surgeon and get all the facts about what was done to me. But even with my screwed-up vision from my botched eye surgery, I can still see well enough to see the way things are. And I'm really strugging right now.
I don't know how to deal with the realization that the surgery that happened to my body was not the surgery I thought I consented to, and that there is now no way for me to ever have the surgery I wanted.
I thought I was undergoing a typical vulvoplasty. I did not understand that my penile skin would be entirely cut off and seemingly largely discarded instead of being used to make my inner labia. That my scrotal skin would be pulled inward, giving me outer labia that are half groin skin. And that about half of my scrotal skin would be used to mimic my inner labia as well. My real inner labia are gone now.
The stump of what was my penis hurts. It feels almost exactly like I imagine having it simply chopped off would feel. I doubt I'll ever be able to achieve orgasm since the only reliable way to do that before was rubbing in a specific way on the spot where my foreskin was unnecesarily cut off when I was 19, and that part of me no longer exists.
I feel disgusting and broken and hurt and stupid for trusting another surgeon just to end up like this. I cried and begged for this, like an idiot, not understanding what I was asking for. But this is not what I wanted, and there's no way to fix it now. I don't think I can recover from this.
I don't know what to do.

An L that OP doesn't realize is an L: a post-op poon confesses to some of the consequences of getting your arm flesh stitched to your genitals.
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Things I wish before I had phalloplasty​

RFF phalloplasty No UL stage one 2/7/24, stage two 10/10/24 Dr. Shane Morrison UW Medicine Seattle, Washington
Things I wish I knew I'd experience before phalloplasty.

1. If you have any chronic pain or chronic fatigue issues they may become greater after phalloplasty. Phalloplasty has done a number on my pelvic floor (I know I can go to PT but don't have access right now) in turn making existing back pain due to scoliosis worse as well as a pelvic floor that was already weak. This pain has in return resulted in feel tired almost all the time especially after this last surgery. I personally feel my stage two was more intensive than stage one with the fact of there was a lot of soft tissue reconstruction, a lot of bloodloss while in the hospital that required blood transfusions (if you can donate please do), three organs removed (total hysterectomy/vagectomy).
2. You may have chronic nerve pain due to surgery injury (possible nicked nerves have one on inner right thigh) as well as intensive nerve pain from buried tissue (now everyone's experiences are different but I seem to have a very sensitive nerve hook-up with phalloplasty and I feel it overall makes pain in the penis for intensive especially nerve pain).
3. Phalloplasty can put strain on family relationships. It can also make others feel that life is being put on hold furthering that strain. But I fortunately have been able to pick up the slack so to say between recovery times and with phalloplasty helping me be happier despite my pain and engery being not being how it was almost a year ago.
4. You may develop medical trauma due to your complications and it's important to actively process them. Boy do I have a lot of trauma from phalloplasty, but I've worked through my trauma from stage one (part of my penis died during first surgery even though I wasn't awake I knew psychologically I lost something, hematoma extraction, biofilm develop on my arm due to woundvac therapy with Integra, looking at gnarly wound separation with my actual penis, and going through a week of intensive wet to dry dressing wound care that would put me in a mini shock thankfully my mom could do the woundcare for me cause I couldn't handle it with all the raw nerve tissue exposed along with muscle and tendon) stage two (excessive post op bleeding that resulted in emergency surgery during my hospital stay, seeing the blood soaked gauze during dressing changes in the hospital, the physchological drain and disconnect you feel after almost loosing your life very thankful to my team for stressing every option for me so I can be here, also the emotional toll it took to have to go through alot of this alone in the hospital due to family schedules not working out but it's alright, dealing with intensive wound separation under the scrotum that resulted in the urethrahealing with a stricture). I'm still being diligent and working through this especially with a repairative surgery coming up at the end of February for a stricture.

Despite these challenges if I could tell my past self one this is this. Your going to get through this with the help of family and friends that you already appreciate and are blessed to know, your going to get through this with the help of your surgical team, and importantly your going to get yourself ultimately out of all these obstacles emotionally and mentally cause your the only one who can. It'll all be worth it. Even right now as a write this dealing with pain from my stricture I don't regret a single decision I made. Remember everyday is a gift your here my friends

 

[sheepworldvizor]

wtf is this

 

[Misogenes]

wtf is this

That's her penis, you bigot.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

They always have to end with 'no ragrets', don't they? Curious, that. Almost like there's a script at play, and they'll be pounced on and unpersoned should they stray from it.

But that surely wouldn't be the case with such important, life-saving surgery, would it?

What a useless drain on medical and family resources this bullshit surgery is. One big, expensive attention-seeking exercise.

 

[Syikeblade]

Spoiler: The ultimate betrayal

I’ve been out for over ten years as a trans man. My mom was quick to accept me and rarely ever misgenders me. She’s one of those people that misgenders cis people and even our cats, though. It’s not abnormal for her to slip up.
Tonight, I was trying to figure out why one of our cats was freaked out by our counters. I held him and brought him over, trying to let him know that everything was okay. He was starting to realize that it was okay so I put him down on the floor. My mom came in from outside (she was on the phone with a coworker) when I put him down. My sibling pointed out that there was blood on my hoodie. So, we started to check our cat out. While my sibling was looking at his back legs, my mom was relaying what was happening to her coworker and referred to me as “she”. Not once, not even on accident, but four additional times.
The idea that the people who know I’m trans use the wrong pronouns behind my back is something that’s always bothered me. I had at least hoped that my mom wasn’t like that. But there she was, saying “she thinks she has blood on her hoodie” to her coworker while talking about me. Ten years and for what? Ten years of being out and she does that. It took a while to get over he never calling me her son, always referring to me as “one of her kids”. I don’t know how long it will take me to get over this. You can call it sensitive if you want, but it feels like betrayal. A decade of me believing that she fully supported me only for this to happen.
It’s upsetting. I should have expected it but it’s still upsetting.

Pooner discovers her he mother doesn't actually support her identity after an incident with their cat, and noticed she might have a sibling that identifies as nonbinary.
This is devastating to her as she's been trans for ten years and finds out her mom has been using her pronouns to her face.
Also saw a cross post on the comments of a similar story:

Spoiler: Same side different story

I jokingly said "I wish I could be cis man" to a long term friend recently and she laughter and said well you of all people could!
Uhh wait what? Why me of all the people, ah its because she does not see me as a woman... it just hurts...
For reference we were talking about dating. Before my transition women wanted more dates with me but I always broke it off because I felt like faking all the time.

They just love to cry about finding out that most people are humoring them about pronouns and identities, and then gets mad at cis people for not understanding them:



They need external validation to continue their beliefs otherwise reality comes crashing in.

Pooner archive post

Tranny archive post

 

[kyonara]

Can't quote the post, but the surgical regret from Reddit deserves to have its comments preserved, because they are very funny. (Post is still up for now, but the regret ones always get memory-holed real quick by the ever-vigilant mods.)

The last one especially. Christ, this really is a cult, huh?

 

[sheepworldvizor]

That's her penis, you bigot.

I thought he got the ol’ banana split.

 

[Necrosan]

The last one especially. Christ, this really is a cult, huh?

"I'm sorry you are feeling like this, i had my gcs just 10 weeks ago at bmc. They did an amazing job and i couldn't be happier."

"Works on my PC ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

 

[YouTube Autist]

Whiny tranny u/wifekisser303 on X, calls himself Charlotte.

https://x.com/wifekisser303/status/1884645347093258356?s=46&t=TMUOZCqGbx3Pv9MjeQqrig

got into a ‘reddit’ debate but IRL at a party

Now this is what he looks like (note the male wrist/hand ratio).

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Cue faux hysteria for someone DARING to burst his pretendy time.

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Let me assure you, this is a fucking male nerd so far up his own spectrum he could chew his own farts.

Here’s the whole thread. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1884645347093258356.html?utm_campaign=topunroll

But wait, not content with TROUNCING the villain via his witty deployment of “ the ontology, the philosophy of kinds (what is the single essential property that governs your typology of sex and what grounds it? what about the existence of intersex people?). derridean deconstruction. adorno’s critique of identity. butlerian performance theory” our righteous brick has been POSITIVELY STEWING about the encounter ever since and simply MUST xeet about it for asspats.

Here are the aforementioned asspats (aka deranged troons making their usual flavorless combo of VIOLENT THREATS), because they aren’t even interesting nutjobs, they are just boring, everyday, nonentities who know, deep down, everyone normal hates them.

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And finally, thank you to the party asshole who triggered this pathetic retard and his frothing parasocial sycophants. You did great, buddy.

tl;dr:
"You're a man in a dress."
-"You should interrogate your Foucaultian typology of Derridean concept matrices before delegating such demiurgic gender constructs to praxis, as such."
"What?"
-"Ha ha, you can't even defend your views, you ignoramus."

 

[Sean Andalou]

I won't forget this if I'm honest. Not ever.

But the blood feud mentality was already there before.

Read this and immediately thought "So we have no allies in our country's armed forces"

Sounds like something a White Nationalist might say.

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Woman has a boyfriend.
He is totally cool with her peculiarities.
He makes her moan with pleasure during (you should pardon the expression) normal sex.

Sounds like one lucky lady, but ...


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My boyfriend is a cis guy, and we have traditional PIV sex. I sound like a girl when I moan, and I feel oddly dysphoric about it. He’s never commented on it negatively, and will tell me that he wants to hear me moan or that I sound good when I do, but I can’t shake the dysphoria. I’ve been on T for a couple of years now, and I just sound so feminine, almost like I’m pre-T. I don’t sound like a girl when I’m speaking normally. I’ve definitely had a voice drop.

Not to mention, I just feel insecure in general. I don’t want bottom surgery, but I still hate what I have, and the thought of him potentially seeing me as a girl (even when he’s reassured me that he doesn’t) makes me genuinely want to cry and I don’t know how to push past that.

Here's one of 22 comments so far.

hopefully this doesn’t sound weird, but you should watch porn! specifically gay porn! you’ll hear different kinds of sounds coming from dudes, and you won’t feel alone! one time, i saw a video of a dude moaning and i legit thought he was a girl until yk-

moaning is different for everybody! you can even find cis women having low and “masculine” sounding moans just as much as cis men having high and “feminine” sounding moans! there’s not one type of moan a receiver would get, trust me there’s nothing wrong with you!