DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Maybe whatever is going on between him and the two stooges is his vision of friendship.

That speaks volume about what was friendship for him growing up. He definitely was that kid that hangs out with the bullies and then acts like he's their friend while basically being degraded on a daily basis.

He really never grew up mentally or emotionally.

At this point Triple P (that's how Pandalee who's not asian calls him) could call him a bitch and all he'd do is smile and nod.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Aside from getting cuck bucks, DSP also saw (and cheered on) what happened to ReviewTechUSA and how quickly he imploded.

In Phil's cowardly imagination, PPP must have magic A-Lawg powers. Putting up with these humiliations means that he won't become the next Dickers.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Shower me in rainbows BUT...

I hope the grill Phil segment causes enough narc injury we get another eat it style rant and triple sPoon (that's what I'll call him, cause he'll be mailed 3 also he's fat) will sit there just laughing at Phil

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm beyond tired of the KC era now. It's just Phil allowing himself to get debased for money and his addictions. He's so greedy that any narc injury is irrelevant. This is beating a dead horse, but its a horse you can't feel any sympathy for so, shrug.

 

[Lord_Point]

That speaks volume about what was friendship for him growing up. He definitely was that kid that hangs out with the bullies and then acts like he's their friend while basically being degraded on a daily basis.

I think the sad thing is thats not even true. Howard seemed pretty normal and John seems to be a genuine stand up guy. They really didnt shit on DSP too badly after their falling out and have never stepped back in to shit on him for a quick buck.

Like most things in his life he somehow lucked into having actual close friends who put up with him... and then he fucked it up for no real reason other than greed and ego.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

So what’s Null going to move into this forum if DSP becomes a cow of the past?

Maybe he should make the Rekieta forum permanent. Seems like it’s got staying power and he’s got dozens of orbiters. Null’s been waiting for an excuse an anime/vtuber forum, so that’s a contender. Oh or IP2!

You Null dents never understand how the Pigtoach operates and survives

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I'm beyond tired of the KC era now. It's just Phil allowing himself to get debased for money and his addictions. He's so greedy that any narc injury is irrelevant. This is beating a dead horse, but its a horse you can't feel any sympathy for so, shrug.

I think they were done with Phil until end stage kidney failure PPP ( dialysis is his last hope) agreed to stream with Phil if he gets half of the profits. Even the wrestling streams don’t get as much money as they did. I have a feeling that Phil knows they don’t want him anymore and he’s trying to leech on for dear life.

 

[Pargon]

I'm beyond tired of the KC era now. It's just Phil allowing himself to get debased for money and his addictions. He's so greedy that any narc injury is irrelevant. This is beating a dead horse, but its a horse you can't feel any sympathy for so, shrug.

Remember that episode of The Simpsons, when Homer becomes Monty Burns’ paid butt of his humiliations? His “monkey”?

No idea what made me think of that.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I think they were done with Phil until end stage kidney failure PPP ( dialysis is his last hope) agreed to stream with Phil if he gets half of the profits. Even the wrestling streams don’t get as much money as they did. I have a feeling that Phil knows they don’t want him anymore and he’s trying to leech on for dear life.

Watch the clip of PPP admitting to calling Phil's wife fat. He tells Phil straight-up that he is way too boring to have on their show. PPP says that besides making fun of him, there is no content. Phil seemed to have more of a negative reaction to that than the wife insults.

What a total bitch.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I'm beyond tired of the KC era now. It's just Phil allowing himself to get debased for money and his addictions. He's so greedy that any narc injury is irrelevant. This is beating a dead horse, but its a horse you can't feel any sympathy for so, shrug.

I just want these fucking dent tourists like perry the white, rare tricks, dick Jones, and darksneedpimp to fuck off. Once they fuck off back to Kino Casino, then we'll get some real meltdowns due to lack of support.

If Phil truly loved her, he would've taken her on a fucking honeymoon instead of wasting all his money on two PCs and a shitload of streaming equipment he doesn't need.

He cant afford it, d00d. Plus it would give Jasper kitty ptsd to have someone come in once a day to feed him and change his litter.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

What's amount of income loss would it take for Phil to give up streaming and get a real job. It would have to be like 99%, he's so adverse to putting in actual effort he'd move into a shoebox in a ghetto to stream for $5 a day before he would give up streaming.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Watch the clip of PPP admitting to calling Phil's wife fat. He tells Phil straight-up that he is way too boring to have on their show. PPP says that besides making fun of him, there is no content. Phil seemed to have more of a negative reaction to that than the wife insults.

What a total bitch.

It’s clear that PPP doesn’t like Phil and only doing this for money. I think Phil is too thick to understand someone making fun of you maid wife isn’t your “friend”

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Is Phil nodding in approval while PPP calls Khet "fat" a no-sell in wrestling terms?

 

[Very Honest Content]

fucking dent tourists like perry the white, rare tricks, dick Jones, and darksneedpimp to fuck off. Once they fuck off back to Kino Casino, then we'll get some real meltdowns due to lack of support.

's ruin everything. One of them pouring liquid nitrogen on themselves is literally the only way they provide lulz.

 

[Lord_Point]

What's amount of income loss would it take for Phil to give up streaming and get a real job. It would have to be like 99%, he's so adverse to putting in actual effort he'd move into a shoebox in a ghetto to stream for $5 a day before he would give up streaming.

Im not sure he ever would. In the worst case scenario i think he just goes on disability due to his 'bad back' or whatever. Hes even got plenty of professional dents who could hand hold him one last time though the SSDI process.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Im not sure he ever would. In the worst case scenario i think he just goes on disability due to his 'bad back' or whatever. Hes even got plenty of professional dents who could hand hold him one last time though the SSDI process.

Disability Subsidised Phil

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Im not sure he ever would. In the worst case scenario i think he just goes on disability due to his 'bad back' or whatever. Hes even got plenty of professional dents who could hand hold him one last time though the SSDI process.

This probably is his plan, get on disability and wait for his parents to croak and cruise the last few decades of his life. What a way to live, just like Ray from the trailer park boys. He's got it down pat, even to the living in a dump and being an alcoholic.

Do you think when DSP doesn't get a hogan on his last pull he says that's the way she goes?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

How brave of you, Phil. Of course, it means nothing when you bent over to get reamed by Jabba about your wife, and you sat there like the spineless worm you are and took it. And Triple Bypass didnt even bother with a reacharound.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Just found this out. Phil isn’t allowed to stream the elden beta testing.

How brave of you, Phil. Of course, it means nothing when you bent over to get reamed by Jabba about your wife, and you sat there like the spineless worm you are and took it. And Triple Bypass didnt even bother with a reacharound.
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Love it how he calls people retarded, but gets upset if you call his dents disabled lol

 

[KD6-3.7]

This probably is his plan, get on disability and wait for his parents to croak

I’ve had the same thought. But, as someone who has a chronic painful autoimmune disease that affects my spine and joints, I had to get on disability for some years until my doctors found a treatment that worked. Even when I had a damn good reason, it’s a pain in the ass to get on disability, even temporarily. Phil would have to see a doctor and most likely a specialist for whatever issue he’ll want to claim has made him disabled. I’d imagine he’d claim that he has back pain. I bet Phil would even claim mental illness, like severe anxiety/panic disorder from all the years of trolling. Whatever it would be, he’d have to convince the doctors that his issues were keeping him from getting out and working.

Also, I was thinking about how Phil would handle a “break-up” with PPP and Warski… I’m thinking if it ever got to that point where they pissed him off, he wouldn’t make a huge deal about it to his viewers. He’d be like, “Uh, yeah, Ashton and I just decided to move on.” Phil knows that his “detractors” are just waiting for it to happen, and we all know that Phil will do anything to keep said “detractors” from getting a win. As much as he’d probably want to go on a huge rant about how they are idiots and backstabbers, etc, etc… I think it’d be more important to him to come across as having control of the situation. And he’d save the rant for a year or two down the road.