Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[SanicBlackMagic]

Mental note: Do not sit in the front row for any show this guy is on.

Mental note 2: never sit in ANY row at ANY wrasslin show (cause theyre all gay).

If you feel the need to see a bunch of

OILED

UP MALES

MAKING

EACHOTHER

SUBMIT , watch UFC instead.

 

[S.C Malthus]

Bandit undeleted Twitter and is apparently returning to the ring in March. Unless they back out. Again.

EDIT: Site keeps messing up when I try and attach an image of the tweet. I give up.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Bandit undeleted Twitter and is apparently returning to the ring in March. Unless they back out. Again.

EDIT: Site keeps messing up when I try and attach an image of the tweet. I give up.

Here you go man.

https://x.com/EpicProLA/status/1884269994298753044 [A]
Got the video as well

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I seriously hope he wises up and doesn't go through with the axe wound installation. Tricked and groomed into getting a career-ending injury, and PAYING MONEY FOR IT. It's another 41% speedrun.

Spoiler: Possible surgery complication

He's going to throw one of those flashy high kicks and his insides will spill out as his wound tears open.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I rember when I was a kid watching WWF and there was a fat wrestler called Rikishi who would rub his ass in someone's face. Maybe Kidd Bandit do something similar with his stink ditch and call it the "wretcher".

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

I rember when I was a kid watching WWF and there was a fat wrestler called Rikishi who would rub his ass in someone's face. Maybe Kidd Bandit do something similar with his stink ditch and call it the "wretcher".

Tranny wrestler SPECIAL move list:

L1+R1: Scrotal Tear - do a flip causing your stinkditch stitches to tear open, showering your opponent with aids blood, causing a permanent health debuff.
L1+R2: Fake Titty Tornado - reach deep under your skin to pull out a pair of (unconvincing) silicone bags and throwing them at your opponent causing minimal damage.
L2+R1: Xitter Mob - rexeet your opponents non-tranny-cockslobbering xeet and enrage a bunch of depressed gender confused basement dwellers to "cancel" your opponent, causing minimum - medium social damage.
L2+R2: Consent Accident - use jewjitsu to take your opponent down to the floor prior to inserting your fist into their orifices, causing medium - maximum damage and psychologically tricking them into putting on an ill-fitting dress and fighting for your cause.

(PC exclusive move) 4 + 1 + Shift 5: Tranny Terminus - Post a xeet about how you cant take it any longer, that you'll never get a hot dommy mommy to peg your pus-hole, and that the stinkditch surgery was a massive mistake prior to kermitting sudoku, leaving your opponents equally amused and disgusted.

 

[S.C Malthus]

I rember when I was a kid watching WWF and there was a fat wrestler called Rikishi who would rub his ass in someone's face. Maybe Kidd Bandit do something similar with his stink ditch and call it the "wretcher".

Hey, you keep Rikishi out of the same sentence as Kidd Bandit. He oozed talent and charisma in comparison.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I seriously hope he wises up and doesn't go through with the axe wound installation.

With all Trump's TTD initiatives there is a slim chance he might reconsider, but he's also a retarded tranny so good decisions clearly aren't his strong suit. Personally I would love him to get the amhole installed so we can have future LiveLeak footage of him accidentally performing a Mortal Kombat fatality on himself in the ring.

 

[S.C Malthus]

Bandit scheduled to appear in a "Divas & Drag" event a month after their return to the ring mentioned above. Are they the diva, are they the drag?

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Here you go man.
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https://x.com/EpicProLA/status/1884269994298753044 [A]
Got the video as well
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What is that song? It's so familiar but I can't place what song it is.

 

[Lick the Ball]

What is that song? It's so familiar but I can't place what song it is.

Sugar We're Goin' Down by Fall Out Boy.

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

So Joey has decided to upload more videos of himself doing more of these kewl, sweet, and epik moves showing how flexible he is in the ring.
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He made this compilation as a result using the most anime music you can think of.
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Unfortunately though Joey's return to the ring has hit a roadblock, as he has apparently sprained his knee doing all of these big moves, so guess we'll see how long Joey will be out as a result.
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How does he take all of those BJJ, Taekwondo, and wrestling classes and his kicks still look that shitty? I'm a huge sack of shit with a fucked up hip and my kicks have better structure than his

 

[S.C Malthus]

Since Bandit was already in Vegas on April 17th for "Divas & Drag" they managed to get booked for "Effy's Big Gay Brunch 10" on April 19th.

That makes 3 bookings for v2.0 of their glorious return to the ring. So if they "suffer an unforseen injury and sadly must withdraw" like they did last time that makes: 2 failed comebacks & 4 bookers they shorted.

Feel like that eouod be enough to end a lackluster career?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Since Bandit was already in Vegas on April 17th for "Divas & Drag" they managed to get booked for "Effy's Big Gay Brunch 10" on April 19th.

That makes 3 bookings for v2.0 of their glorious return to the ring. So if they "suffer an unforseen injury and sadly must withdraw" like they did last time that makes: 2 failed comebacks & 4 bookers they shorted.

Feel like that eouod be enough to end a lackluster career?
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Effy's Big Gay Brunch is definitely the biggest lolcow of all of the indie mudshows out there and that's saying much. I think that was the event too where Effy made Marko Stunt almost suck down on a dildo.

 

[S.C Malthus]

Effy's Big Gay Brunch is definitely the biggest lolcow of all of the indie mudshows out there and that's saying much. I think that was the event too where Effy made Marko Stunt almost suck down on a dildo.

Google tells me yoi are correct.

Effy tried to get Marko with a squirting dildo, but Marko reversed it and got Effy in the eyes with the Splooge.

He then tricked the now blind Effy into wrestling a blowup doll thinking it was him, allowing him to get a steel chair & a door to finish Effy off.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Google tells me yoi are correct.

Effy tried to get Marko with a squirting dildo, but Marko reversed it and got Effy in the eyes with the Splooge.

He then tricked the now blind Effy into wrestling a blowup doll thinking it was him, allowing him to get a steel chair & a door to finish Effy off.

here's the scene in question.

Spoiler: Warning before the manmade horrors (NSFW)

the worst part of this is the shitty commentary taking it seriously. Besides that there's also a scene where Marko bites Effy's dick and putting some fetish shit on his mouth.

 

[Lick the Ball]

Effy also stuck his hand down his shorts while John Moxley was giving him a stranglehold and also dropped to his knees and acted like he was trying to remove another wrestler's pants. Dude's doing a great job contributing to the "gays are degenerates" stereotypes.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

here's the scene in question.

Spoiler: Warning before the manmade horrors (NSFW)

the worst part of this is the shitty commentary taking it seriously. Besides that there's also a scene where Marko bites Effy's dick and putting some fetish shit on his mouth.

Where’s the “this is really fucking gay” reaction? I’ve seen a lot of gay shit on this website learning about lolcows and such but this probably takes the cake.

Not only is it literally gay, but the commentary makes it even gayer. Gay squared

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

Google tells me yoi are correct.

Effy tried to get Marko with a squirting dildo, but Marko reversed it and got Effy in the eyes with the Splooge.

He then tricked the now blind Effy into wrestling a blowup doll thinking it was him, allowing him to get a steel chair & a door to finish Effy off.

I actually liked Marko Stunt in AEW but the more I read this thread the more I'm kinda glad they let him go

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Effy also stuck his hand down his shorts while John Moxley was giving him a stranglehold and also dropped to his knees and acted like he was trying to remove another wrestler's pants. Dude's doing a great job contributing to the "gays are degenerates" stereotypes.

i've honestly been convinced and so have many others that Effy runs a Velvet Mafia-type clique over the indie scene where you have to do some gay ass shit if you want to get booked. He may have been one of the reasons why Joey trooned out in all honesty. I'd have to dig down more for info and knowing him he erases any negative info out there.

Spoiler: 2 white niggas kissin'