Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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Hebephile
Hebephilia is the strong and persistent adult sexual interest in pubescent (early adolescent) individuals, typically ages 11–14 (see the Tanner stage). ... Hebephiliais approximate in its age range because the onset and completion of puberty vary.
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[Zach_Kun]

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this post caused my depression

Nice fanbase, eva

 

[_Echo]

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this post caused my depression

This, no... This is just... This is wrong. I hope it is joke.

I'm sure that there must be some sane people in the fanbase who are still there because they don't know about the dirt on Eva or haven't realised that his meme game is barely a game and will never be completed. Those people will leave eventually. Pretty sure that the Yandere Simulator fanbase will reach a moment where only children and people who think like Eva will support it. And mixing hebephiles and children in one group is pretty terrifying.

No, no... Let's just hope I'm wrong and he'll give up before something bad happens... Oh, he already recieved nudes from a minor... Shit. This can't be a good sign.

 

[Adamska]

Wow, you fuckers need to kill your souls better, since him having a child fucker cohort defending him is both not shocking at all considering what we covered here both in and out of his threads; I recommend looking through Nick Bate's threads for a bit. It helps in dulling those sensations.

But to comment on Alex's attempt at professional victimhood; he has nothing to stand on. Twitch is a private corporation and can essentially tell you who they can and cannot serve. It's the same reason why you can be taken off the premises of so many places, such as malls, Target, Wal-mart, McDickholes, and GAME PLACEs. So they can legit tell him to fuck off no matter what.

 

[RosesAreRed]

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What? How is the response disgusting? I didn't see them telling Eva to go fuck himself or something, they just told him why his shit got banned! What the fuck are these people?!

This guy is just as insane as Eva is, how are panty shots okay? And yeah, kids like to have sex, but with each other, not with any of you creepy fucks!

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

I'll ask Twitch to reevaluate the game, once it's complete. And that's about two years away.

Well in reality, this is what will happen:
*Two years later*
"Guys, I finally implemented Osana!"

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

So, the grass texture got me thinking. Placeholder is one thing. Intentionally obfuscating a watermark is quite another.

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• Create any content or rewards with real people engaging in sexual or violent acts.
• Create any content or reward with nudity, or realistic depictions of sexual or violent acts, unless you flag the page as Adult Content and make the posts only viewable by patrons.
• Use raffles, or any prizes based on chance, as a reward.
• Create content or rewards using others' intellectual property, unless you have written permission to use it, or your use is protected by fair use.

 

[_Echo]

Well in reality, this is what will happen:
*Two years later*
"Guys, I finally implemented Osana!"

Yeah, two years later he'll be like: "Oh, man! I was wrong about my predictions! Haha, I will only put this on Kickstarter once I've implemented all of the core mechanics. They'll probably be done by April next year, but don't count on it! Let's admit, I'll never implement them Haha, but please keep giving me money and attention. I really need those. AND YOU MIDORIS BETTER STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT ME "WASTING TIME" WITH EASTER EGGS! THEY AREN'T A WASTE OF TIME! I DO THEM BECAUSE I WORK REALLY HARD AND I USE THEM AS A WAY TO HAVE SOME FUN WHILE I'M DOING EVERYTHING FOR THIS GAME BY MYSELF. I ALSO DIDN'T STEAL ASSETS, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH THE CODE AND IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE "CRITICISM" ABOUT ME, YOU CAN GO STICK YOUR DICK IN A BEEHIVE! YOU ARE JUST A BUNCH OF TROLLS AND SJWS! BEING AN INDIE DEVELOPER ISN'T EASY, MAKING AN ENTIRE GAME BY YOURSELF ISN'T EASY, OKAY? I'M ALONE IN THIS! Oh, and if you want to, you can become my slave volunteer to help me out. Thanks for following the never ending development of Yandere Simulator."

 

[Cornfields]

AND YOU MIDORIS BETTER STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT ME "WASTING TIME" WITH EASTER EGGS! THEY AREN'T A WASTE OF TIME! I DO THEM BECAUSE I WORK REALLY HARD AND I USE THEM AS A WAY TO HAVE SOME FUN WHILE I'M DOING EVERYTHING FOR THIS GAME BY MYSELF.

Oh that reminds me of the two new Easter eggs he added not long ago that he actually bothered to brush up on (seriously he bothered to rework the mechanic of blade hair mode) yeah it's totally because he wants to have fun not because he wants his "totally serious u gais" game to gain even more attention through memes

 

[José Mourinho]

Oh that reminds me of the two new Easter eggs he added not long ago that he actually bothered to brush up on (seriously he bothered to rework the mechanic of blade hair mode) yeah it's totally because he wants to have fun not because he wants his "totally serious u gais" game to gain even more attention through memes

Reminder that according to him he spends like 1% (lolwut) on Easter Eggs in his development.

With his attempts to burn bridges by having an interview with Kotaku, screaming at 4chan's /v/ that he doesn't want to pander to them anymore, trying to revive controversies about his game being banned from Twitch (Hatred and HuniePop were banned on Twitch too but even then they don't need Twitch to do well, fuck most of us already knew the games already and even HuniePop refuses to do an interview with Kotaku), it's pretty obvious he just wants his game to get more and more attention (probably as a revenge to Skullgirls devs?) and nothing else.

 

[vertexwindi]

Except he's driving away people with his pathetic Twitch whining.

At this point if you're still a Yansim fan you'd swallow anything daddy dev says, but anyone outside of that niche isn't going to be convinced.

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

Oh that reminds me of the two new Easter eggs he added not long ago that he actually bothered to brush up on (seriously he bothered to rework the mechanic of blade hair mode) yeah it's totally because he wants to have fun not because he wants his "totally serious u gais" game to gain even more attention through memes

It's getting ridiculous how Eva's fans still use the same stupid counter-argument they used several times since last year.

"but it doesn't taek too long to implement, and it's HIS GAME NOT UR GAEM SO FAK OFF TROLLY TROLL"

The main purpose of the subreddit and the game development blog is for the progress of the game, not for goddamn easter eggs.

For all I know, he should make another game that's only focused on easter eggs. At least that's the only thing Eva's good with, besides stealing and victim-playing.

 

[LucasSomething]

Oh shit, Kubz Scout is playing Yandere School too!

Knowing Alex, he will personally take this as some sort of "betrayal" and write something very passive agressive.

Meanwhile, the main sub is openly asking Alex about his fetishes.

If Senpai was into NTR, and Yan-chan knew, would she be down with it?

 

[Cornfields]

Meanwhile, the main sub is openly asking Alex about his fetishes.

This fanbase I swear

 

[forgettispaghetti]

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I don't know what's worse, YandereDev's reaction to twitch with his conspiracy theories or this person's response.

 

[Sempai]

>he didn't replace the old texture, he just threw in a new one
>it's literally called NewGrass



Way to optimize your game Eva. Keep filling YanSim up with unused assets.

>implying that having an (or many) old textures in a game will be the cause of slowing it down
Unity doesn't load textures that aren't being rendered in the current level.

 

[vertexwindi]

I know but optimizing can mean other things than just framerate.

The filesize is already pretty bloated as it is.

 

[Asuka]

Christ is this game still in development? I will laugh my ass off if some indie developer in Japan says "fuck it" and makes their own version. He doesn't have a copyright for YS, right?

EDIT: Just noticed Yandere School. Some publisher like XSEED should buy the rights to it, that will really piss Eva off lol

 

[IngusNSFW]

XSEED should buy the rights to it

As if they would want to buy this shitty game. A company would make their own game that's better, the creator of Yandere School said when they finish the game they'll get a better translator to translate it and that's not the main focus. So the language doesn't really bother me.

EDIT: The fanbase are reacting alright to it apparently, It'll change if Eva's upset though.

Spoiler: Eva and Jay's Knights in Shining Armor

 

[Sempai]

I know but optimizing can mean other things than just framerate.

The filesize is already pretty bloated as it is.

That's true