Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Nick gave himself a permanent stuffy nose from cocaine and a permanent rasp from nitrous

What drug addiction is gonna permanently fuck his voice up next? My money's on fucking his teeth through meth.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Hello everyone I'm Nick Rekieta of YouTube comments section, a convicted felon from Minnesota

The live chat section of these fag-verse shows is the only place he can preach to a gullible low-IQ crowd and seethe into the void about the one that got away...

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick gave himself a permanent stuffy nose from cocaine and a permanent rasp from nitrous

What drug addiction is gonna permanently fuck his voice up next? My money's on fucking his teeth through meth.

He isn't tested now. He is drinking like a fish. His pattern is simple. He drinks a lot, who knows what else, then makes a fool out of himself, stays quiet a day or two, then does it again.

Nick is fucked. He is going to sink way lower

 

[Pelican Bones]

2x lolcow of the year

Even so, and I'm telling you now, Nick's real lolcow phase has yet to even begin. He was told to pull up before he crashes, but he only clipped the tippy top of the mountain. The actual debris has yet to hit the ground and there will be collateral damage.

Take a little siparooski, Nick, you're gonna need it.

 

[Vibralldo]

2x lolcow of the year

Even so, and I'm telling you now, Nick's real lolcow phase has yet to even begin. He was told to pull up before he crashes, but he only clipped the tippy top of the mountain. The actual debris has yet to hit the ground and there will be collateral damage.

Take a little siparooski, Nick, you're gonna need it.

Nick thinks he's invincible because he got away with everything with a slap on the wrist

He already says he thinks he did nothing wrong. This will just embolden him

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick gave himself a permanent stuffy nose from cocaine and a permanent rasp from nitrous

What drug addiction is gonna permanently fuck his voice up next? My money's on fucking his teeth through meth.

His addiction to big, fat cocks will probably be it.

 

[keke]

I wouldn't say the grievances are that petty, BUT Nick is making himself look like a huge piece of shit by the way he is doing it all.

They absolutely are petty given how much time elapsed between the kino casino stream and Nick talking. Plus he confirmed almost every one of Aaron’s stories when simply ignoring them decently discredited it all.

Literally all of this is for his ego.

 

[Swole McPole]

The vocal chords are before the lungs, that would explain why his voice is so fried and fucked.

Nick needs to start doing Ketamine. I'm sure he'll have no problem finding a bent doctor who'll write scripts for his long term clinical depression (and who wouldn't be depressed watching all those niggers fuck the mother of his five children, while the one true love of his life (Mandy) was driven away through being shamed by online trolls and his next beloved was also taken from him in unfortunate circumstances.

As he undergoes the burden of caring for a sick wife, her multiple sex partners and his five children, he obsessively frets over the man who might have fit that penis shaped hole in his soul. Aaron, Aaron, wherefore art thou Aaron? Couldn't we have just a single bout of naked Twister together? I'd even eat your goo again if you'd only make it possible.

But his please fall on deaf ears and so the black dog of depression follows him around like a curse. BUT WAIT! There's a new miracle drug on the market. One that's showing enormous promise in people with longstanding depression. I'd suggest about six grams a day as an optimum starter dose and take it from there.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The real one is gayer. Once you see it as one of these you can't unsee it. This nigga is fucking GAYYY. Nitrous Nick is big GAY.

Nitrous Nicky thought he was being clever by only getting half a womb tattoo, 'these incel prudes would never notice!' he figured.

He was wrong, as usual.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is in the chat of Pretty Antisocial’s livestream, obsessing about Aaron of course: https://www.youtube.com/live/SZnLfFmvppU

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick needs to start doing Ketamine. I'm sure he'll have no problem finding a bent doctor who'll write scripts for his long term clinical depression (and who wouldn't be depressed watching all those niggers fuck the mother of his five children, while the one true love of his life (Mandy) was driven away through being shamed by online trolls and his next beloved was also taken from him in unfortunate circumstances.

As he undergoes the burden of caring for a sick wife, her multiple sex partners and his five children, he obsessively frets over the man who might have fit that penis shaped hole in his soul. Aaron, Aaron, wherefore art thou Aaron? Couldn't we have just a single bout of naked Twister together? I'd even eat your goo again if you'd only make it possible.

But his please fall on deaf ears and so the black dog of depression follows him around like a curse. BUT WAIT! There's a new miracle drug on the market. One that's showing enormous promise in people with longstanding depression. I'd suggest about six grams a day as an optimum starter dose and take it from there.

I could see Nick doing the "I HAVE to do benzos every day or I go to jail!" monologue Ralph did

 

[AltisticRight]

Additional Supertips seething:

If I'm reading this correctly, he spent more than $150 funding this fat nonce's gay soundboard gimmick where Aaron's daughter is one of the options?

This guy is fucking shameless. He really should just kill himself.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

If I'm reading this correctly, he spent more than $150 funding this fat nonce's gay soundboard gimmick where Aaron's daughter is one of the options?

This guy is fucking shameless. He really should just kill himself.

I really hope Melton has told Nick that he will reimburse him for expenses to get to Hackamania and then stiffs Nick.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

We honestly need a classic Nick with a glass in hand licking the bottle before disappearing off screen for a few minutes stream. Miss those so much. Him being an absolute strung out junkie in YouTube comment section just isn’t cutting it.

Come on Nick no tweets, no superchats just fire up that livestream with a few drinks and tell your side of the story

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

If I'm reading this correctly, he spent more than $150 funding this fat nonce's gay soundboard gimmick where Aaron's daughter is one of the options?

I thought that at first, but I think all "supertips" with the same price pertain to the same tip. It appears Melton's supertips system permits the donator to do very long strings of text, including with more than one AI voice.

I can't confirm because I have never even tried to supertip anyone before.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Wil Herren has written an article about Rekieta where he briefly interviewed him. There is nothing noteworthy from what I've read, but it's worth archiving.


Link | Archive

Here are some excerpts of this article that contain Rekieta's declarations to the "media."

• When I asked Rekieta about falling on his sword for the group, he responded, "I’m not falling on any sword. I’m just pleading based on the facts: the recovered illegal substances were mine. They were kept in a safe, which only I could access."
• "The terms and duration of probation will be determined by the court following a presentence investigation."
• Regarding what led up to the raid, Rekieta told me, "I made a bunch of poor decisions during a dark part of my life. I’ve been picking up the pieces, and this is a big one to check off the list."
• Nick answered questions regarding his relationship with April Anderson, saying, "April is a dear friend who has too many people talking about her life. I won't add to that."

Sorry to double post, but I thought this deserved a separate post.

 

[Pagan Min]

Regarding what led up to the raid, Rekieta told me, "I made a bunch of poor decisions during a dark part of my life. I’ve been picking up the pieces, and this is a big one to check off the list."

Yet amazingly, he exhibits no remorse, regret, or any other emotion that you'd expect from someone who's picking up the pieces after experiencing a dark chapter of his life. If he's looking for things to check off the list, maybe he should look into Lowtax-ing himself next. That'd be another big one to check off!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

When I asked Rekieta about falling on his sword for the group, he responded, "I’m not falling on any sword. I’m just pleading based on the facts: the recovered illegal substances were mine. They were kept in a safe, which only I could access."

What about the drugs on the nightstand next to April's credit card?

I thought that at first, but I think all "supertips" with the same price pertain to the same tip. It appears Melton's supertips system permits the donator to do very long strings of text, including with more than one AI voice.

From my limited time watching Melton's streams, that's always been my interpretation of how it works.

 

[WEEKEND]

"I made a bunch of poor decisions during a dark part of my life. I’ve been picking up the pieces, and this is a big one to check off the list."

Big words from a man who is still publicly fighting with people, Aaron included, on the Internet about said poor decisions. Poor decisions that he's still making if the continuing Monty lawsuit, obvious drug use and hitching his wagon to a open pedophile is anything to go by.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yet amazingly, he exhibits no remorse, regret, or any other emotion that you'd expect from someone who's picking up the pieces after experiencing a dark chapter of his life. If he's looking for things to check off the list, maybe he should look into Lowtax-ing himself next. That'd be another big one to check off!

Maybe he should switch galaxy gas with carbon monoxide or bromine monochloride to check off the list.