Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Very manly, lil dood, keep it up

 

[Breadbear]

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Very manly, lil dood, keep it up

What. Why. Why would doing something that would legally bar you from coming within 500 feet of a school be your first reaction.

 

[Ass Dan]

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Very manly, lil dood, keep it up

Nice "nanny nanny poo poo" fantasy, Victoria. She's just so... stunted. Even for a Munchie.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Very manly, lil dood, keep it up

Yes waving a fake, plastic dick around will definitely prove you are a male.

Does she even notice she’s voicing transphobic hate speech? A person waving their hairy dick around might be a true and honest woman, probably even with “documents” attesting to their female identity. Awful of Vicky to imply having a dick has anything to do with someone’s gender.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Vicki's fake IIH that she munched her way into after a lumbar puncture is making her go blind. Again.

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

Vicki's fake IIH that she munched her way into after a lumbar puncture is making her go blind. Again.

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And what's the first line treatment for IIH? Oh, yes. It's weight loss. Time to start eating some lettuce, Vicky.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Vicki's fake IIH that she munched her way into after a lumbar puncture is making her go blind. Again.

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How is she still tweeting? Can you tweet via voice memo? Or could it be- it was just an ocular migraine? Or a stray floater perhaps.

 

[CyberInu]

How is she still tweeting? Can you tweet via voice memo? Or could it be- it was just an ocular migraine? Or a stray floater perhaps.

At this point she could compose and post a tweet as a blind, limbless nugget with naught but a tenuous neural connection to X, it's that deep of a habit for her.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Vicky is trying to convince us once more that she is totes 100% having queer kinky sexy sex- moreover she is an expert at it!
I'm in a good mood today so I'll help her- she can publish her fanfics on AO3

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

One thing that is painfully obvious is that Vicky is high as a kite all day, everyday. It’s why she has brilliant ideas, lots of projects, believes she has expertise in everything and babbles endlessly…but accomplishes absolutely nothing and can’t even manage to complete a freshman year of college by age 26. This would be distressing or depressing to a sober person, but everything is mighty fine for Vicky because narcotics make her feel mighty fine….and never stfu.

I’m guessing she gets lots of opiates but combines them with ADD meds too.

Her entire life is drugs, tweeting and ordering take out which is par for the course for an addict enabled by rich family.

 

[Magic Pickle]

The tallest of all of Vicky's tales is definitely that she is sexually active. I get that she's in New York where it's a lawless wasteland, but there just isn't a sexual market for bloated, mottled tick-women in forklifts - she'd need to head over to the PNW for that.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

"I'd like to write a piece on sex and disability"

First and foremost, what on Earth does she think she has to add to that conversation? Cause those articles have been written. I've unfortunately read a couple. You have nothing new to say.

Second, and I still can't stress this enough, you are a 26 year old undergrad with an undeclared major. That is not the profile of someone who gets published for their incredible thoughts on boning. I agree with Larry David that TedX talk completely fucked her psyche and now she thinks her masturbatory thoughts are noteworthy.

And finally, it's so clearly just that she wants to write about how much sexy sexy sex she has had and also bitch about her Mom not mailing her dildos. You already do all this on Twitter, toots, and it's only compelling because this thread has some of the sharpest wits on Kiwi Farms and we like laughing at you.

"Oh it would be too vulnerable" bitch do you even understand what academic writing/research is? I agree, go post your flick fantasies on AO3 and leave NYU out of it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The tallest of all of Vicky's tales is definitely that she is sexually active. I get that she's in New York where it's a lawless wasteland, but there just isn't a sexual market for bloated, mottled tick-women in forklifts - she'd need to head over to the PNW for that.

It’s drug induced fantasy. One thing I’ve noticed is delusional people, on both sides of the political extremes, is they love writing fantasy, but declaring it’s non-fiction that really happened to them. It’s their vapid fantasies how it “should be” or “how they would handle it”

It’s why we have so many “and then everyone stood and clapped” stories about shit that never happened.

In woke fantasy world there is no reason that handicapped gender blob shouldn’t have an active and healthy sex life. Or pooners aren’t some of the most desirable hook-ups on Grindr or gruesome MTF trolls constantly have straight MAGA men sexually harassing or trying to rape them. It’s all part of their fantasy of how the world should role-play according to their ideological beliefs

agree with Larry David that TedX talk completely fucked her psyche and now she thinks her masturbatory thoughts are noteworthy.

She’s been chasing the high of the attention and validation that farce gave her for a decade now.

I did notice that the “Ted X” talk she gave was organized by the Solebury School in New Hope, PA so that’s obviously the expensive private school she attended. The talk was her big prom queen moment at high school and she was going to make mental illnesses her identity after that because she got the positive reinforcement and attention for it she craved so badly. Probably the one brief moment in high school she felt popular or accepted. (I’m sure a very brief moment and she managed to quickly alienate her peers again) all from being a “victim of mental illness” and “speaking up” and not being ashamed, but proud, of her “illness”

Obviously plain old depression is pretty boring and can’t be milked for maximum attention, esp over time. Depression is laying in bed, being sad, unmotivated, avoiding social interaction, etc…really makes unideal for attention seeking and online content. You can only go so far with sad girl selfies and journal entries. She even complained in her talk about depression being “invisible”. Being a troon munchie gave her away make all her mental illnesses and victim status as visible as humanly possible.

She’s a drug addict with BPD but has found a novel way of ensure she can continue to use drugs and seek vapid attention all day. I know her parents were trying to get her into addiction treatment, but her way of combating that is munchiedom and latching on to any and every illness she can to ensure the drugs keep flowing. The minute she backs down from any of her fake diseases she’s forced down the “addiction treatment” route and Vicky would rather cripple or Jill herself than give up her drugs.

 

[sarna]

I did notice that the “Ted X” talk she gave was organized by the Solebury School in New Hope, PA so that’s obviously the expensive private school she attended.

To put a figure on "expensive," we're talking just shy of 50 grand a year. Plus more for boarding students.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

To put a figure on "expensive," we're talking just shy of 50 grand a year. Plus more for boarding students.

Vicky was a local student. She probably would have turned out better if her parents had packed her off to a boarding school at age 9 and let other people socialize, educate and discipline her. Don’t forget her brother is a troon too.

I’m sure school was difficult for the poor little local rich girl. The wealthy girls that were boarding at Solebury would have been a lot more mature, independent and socially adept than Vicky. They wouldn’t not have tolerated the sad, coddled, attention seeking local student and her BS.

 

[sarna]

The wealthy girls that were boarding at Solebury would have been a lot more mature, independent and socially adept than Vicky.

Looked up some stats on this. The school is 40% boarding students and 15% international students. That 15% especially is going to be made up of some real rabid wolverine types. Vicky growing up on the bottom of the totem pole at a gladiator academy for future 0.01%ers starts to explain some things.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'm curious about the drug intoxication thing. I'm not saying it's not possible - obviously she's an adept drug-seeker - but I can't recall us landing on opiates with her previously. @Diana Moon Glampers can probably answer this one. Obviously Prednisone is her drug if choice for whatever reason, but minus the hospital trips for "anaphylaxis" (has an itch) where they may give her some fun stuff (if they don't know her), is she an opioid abuser? Or was it benzos?

I feel like we had this discussion a while back and I thought it was mostly landed on that she munches to munch, attention being her main addiction.

Sorry I tried searching the thread but there's so much medication and drug talk throughout it's hard to search.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

While I agree that Vix is tweaking on Vyanse and Adderall 24-7, I don’t think she takes opiates on the regular anymore.

When she was living at home it was pretty obvious she was abusing the stuff (iirc she tried to force mom to drive her out of state to see a new dealer doctor and she claimed ”mom hid my life saving oxys” when she binged a month’s supply in a couple of days), but somewhere along the way she was cut off. She’s been credibly whining about it on Twitter when she’s been given an oxy or two in the ER lately. You know, the usual stuff - ”they gave me OxyContin in A&E and I’m pain free for the first time since I was cut off. The hardship! The horror of not getting what I want, all of the time!”

I’m pretty sure she’s too much of a wuss to buy street drugs, too. And she’s prolly allergic to baking soda and xylazine.

ETA: @The Judean People's Front lol, ninja’d

 

[Flamin Park]

I'm curious about the drug intoxication thing. I'm not saying it's not possible - obviously she's an adept drug-seeker - but I can't recall us landing on opiates with her previously. @Diana Moon Glampers can probably answer this one. Obviously Prednisone is her drug if choice for whatever reason, but minus the hospital trips for "anaphylaxis" (has an itch) where they may give her some fun stuff (if they don't know her), is she an opioid abuser? Or was it benzos?

I feel like we had this discussion a while back and I thought it was mostly landed on that she munches to munch, attention being her main addiction.

Sorry I tried searching the thread but there's so much medication and drug talk throughout it's hard to search.

She is constantly trying to score oxy and I think she's mentioned being prescribed it in the past, which tracks as it's meant to be highly rated amongst smackheads, even above heroin. She'll take anything she can get as long as it comes with attention though. I'm amazed in a post Purdue USA that some centralized body hasn't pored over her various prescriptions and medical notes from all over and cracked down on her tbh. She talks a lot about compounding pharmacies because only super limited edition drugs will suit our Vicky, but she doesn't talk much about who her doctors are (outside of insert specialty here), I imagine she has some US analogue to a GP but she never mentions him/her and apparently he/she is awful at their job because they aren't putting a hold on her scripts until she runs labs and gives a good explanation for why she's on OVER 9000 different meds. Or they just decided they hate Vicky and decided to play it as caveat emptor after the 50th time she talked over them to tell them how their years of medical training don't matter because they don't have the lives reality as a transjew of disability or whatever

Tbf working in the medical field it's an incredible relief when someone is 100% committed to disregarding what you tell them and doing something retarded anyway, and your professional liability doesn't cover actually preventing them from doing so

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I don’t think she takes opiates on the regular anymore.

I agree. It's not because she doesn't want them. It's literally lack of access and if she ever regains that access she'll happily hop back into an Oxy stupor.

One thing that is painfully obvious is that Vicky is high as a kite all day, everyday. It’s why she has brilliant ideas, lots of projects, believes she has expertise in everything and babbles endlessly…but accomplishes absolutely nothing and can’t even manage to complete a freshman year of college by age 26.

This also reads like a Bipolar person, or, more likely in Vicky's case, an extremely wealthy midwit malingerer who has always been told she's brilliant and important for doing nothing but be sick.

She is like all her other online buddies - Becky Gerber, for example - who talks a big talk online but is actually just a loser who not-so-secretly hates themselves. She can say "I'm going to publish a paper!" And she receives likes/asspats without even having to write the paper, so why not say it?

Adding: @Zemblan Physics dude, you're right. How about "an extremely wealthy midwit malingerer stimulant addict who has always been told she's brilliant and important for doing nothing but be sick.