Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 411 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,637 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,920 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,261
Forget Russian devs. He's releasing a beta on top of his beta.
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Also fuck this faggot for trying to shit on NMS when he hasn't even left the tutorial zone of gamemaker.
The balls on him to say they lied about what they promised too. And that they overpromised.
While his shit isn't even out the door after 8 years.
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What a faggot. He is pentupling down at this point.
You are not immune from criticism, Mald, its not harassment.
 
The balls on him to say they lied about what they promised too. And that they overpromised.
While his shit isn't even out the door after 8 years.

What a faggot. He is pentupling down at this point.
You are not immune from criticism, Mald, its not harassment.
Someone said Balatroing down, i kinda like that to...
 
I assume he has a paid reportpig that goes looking for anything critical of mald, and tries to get it taken down.

There's no way he actually has the time to watch all these random little vids just to look for spots where they might be slightly reportable

Paid? He has an army of dickriders that would collate that shit for free and that little goober mod he has will submit the reports.
 
I assume he has a paid reportpig that goes looking for anything critical of mald, and tries to get it taken down.

There's no way he actually has the time to watch all these random little vids just to look for spots where they might be slightly reportable
Even if it's by proxy I don't see how that changes anything.
This isn't the first or last time something critical of mald gets striked.
 
12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
 
Maldy's father has twitch channel, and streams. Yearjoy on Twitch.
What's interesting he also works on GameMaker project. However he actually works on them live, and he only started with GMS recently.
Here he goes about how to setup project and what he was up to.

Would be funny if he actually managed to deliver something before Thor. :story:
It would be even funnier if some point turns out Maldy tried to recruit his own father to finish up his project...
... <looks inside of the code> and his father just said "nah im gud" and just started to do his own thing in game maker instead :story:

Ahh but this all just daydreaming so far...
 
Since the topic of his dad came up i think it’s prudent to mention that he did a Reddit AMA (A) nine years ago, unfortunately nothing about Jason but he corroborates the story about the south park episode. Although apparently he wasn’t much of a developer more of a 3D artist.

What is interesting is that he did the AMA to shill a kickstarter and his new studio, kollide entertainment. Anything related to kollide entertainment was seemingly erased aside from an IndieDB page (A). Could be a nothingburger could be interesting

He also has a LinkedIn (no idea how to archive LinkedIn), which features one singular post about starting streaming. He gets asked about Jason twice but dodges the question

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What I like about the poll is that about 800 people voted for the heat death of the universe, implying we'll never figure out cold fusion. Do you have that little faith in our scientists? Explain yourselves.
Maldy going to die in ferret rabies before finishing up his game and humanity going to blow up the planet during the cold fusion reactor prototype test run... so yeah the heat death of the universe option has a valid chance to win...
 






Jason responds to LSF.



(https://archive.fo/wip/0n28Q)

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You know I been thinking about this guy, because like the rest of you, when he figured out how to game YouTube suddenly I had this fucking flood of his videos suggested to me. Something about him I couldn't put my finger on, and then it hit me.

He's "what if Matt Moulton was 10 IQ points smarter". I know fatty matty has been mentioned here, he was an exhibit back on PoE, though, too. And that's exactly what this guy comes across as. Matt Moulton if Matt was just a tad bit smarter.
 
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