Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

Nick is fucked. He is going to sink way lower

Before too long Nick will be so deep in the abyss that he'll be whining at and/or superchatting the nameless things that gnaw at the roots of the Earth.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Before too long Nick will be so deep in the abyss that he'll be whining at and/or superchatting the nameless things and that gnaw at the roots of the Earth.

Spoiler: Chaos Incarnate shit all over my sidewalk!

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe he should switch galaxy gas with carbon monoxide or bromine monochloride to check off the list.

I hear dimethylmercury gives a killer buzz.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

We need a poll on which online group will stab Nitrous Nick in the back first after getting tired of his whining. Juju the cow and his group of online freaks? Or Patrick Melton (pedophile) group of literal who's? Personally I am betting on Melton, he and quite a few of the dabbleverse freaks seem tired and annoyed of him already. Once they hang out in Vegas in May and Nick spills all the stories to the in person, I bet they drop Nick, since his utility as a weapon to use against Aaron will be exhausted.

 

[Vibralldo]

Regarding what led up to the raid, Rekieta told me, "I made a bunch of poor decisions during a dark part of my life. I’ve been picking up the pieces, and this is a big one to check off the list."

I really wanna know what Nick means by bad choices because he said doing cocaine was fun and harmless

 

[Balldo's Gate]

We need a poll on which online group will stab Nitrous Nick in the back first after getting tired of his whining. Juju the cow and his group of online freaks? Or Patrick Melton (pedophile) group of literal who's? Personally I am betting on Melton, he and quite a few of the dabbleverse freaks seem tired and annoyed of him already. Once they hang out in Vegas in May and Nick spills all the stories to the in person, I bet they drop Nick, since his utility as a weapon to use against Aaron will be exhausted.

It may be sooner if April actually went off into the sunset, since I think a big part of them wanting Nick at their event in May was that they wanted April there.

In any event, the fact that the schedule apparently involves Nick flying back by Friday night of a Friday-Monday event shows what they think of him.

 

[thebigdream]

On the topic of his voice, he claimed it's why he's not streaming.

Context for these two chats:
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Also, the chat he was responding to here was quickly deleted by a mod or by @voz him/herself. I saw it and was about to screenshot it but it disappeared. It said something to the effect of 'your effeminate gestures are very off-putting'.
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Ew.
Edit: Grammar

>my voice is a bit off

Was it the cocks this time, or the whippets?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Regarding what led up to the raid, Rekieta told me, "I made a bunch of poor decisions during a dark part of my life."

What poor decisions? Drugs are awesome, that's why people do them. And drinking? There's this liquidity of thought that happens where things just flow so clearly alcohol isn't a problem. Nick went to rehab and realized he's not like those addicts.

In deep research he learned that cocaine is actually a miracle drug that cured his daughter's ADHD. The rest of the kids? They weren't starving, he was making them fast. Research into fasting told him that it's best to not bathe or wash your clothes when you're fasting, that's why they went 5-6 days in the same clothes.

I don't understand what he means by poor decisions. If anyone made poor decisions it was the oppressive government.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

FYI - Nick is in chat on livestream again as these two girls are discussing Nick & Aaron's cases.

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I guess Nick is complaining that his nightstand cocaine disappeared while he was out. Maybe his daughter swiped it first.

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That last one is actual heresy. A pretty bad one, too. An illiterate peasant girl in France (who loved artillery) managed to know that, but still couldn’t beat bs charges.

 

[Desktop User2]

Imagine being this guy's boss at the bank. Every day it would be another excuse in his whiny nasal fag voice. "But I have a HEEEEEAT ALLLLERGY!" "My VOIIIIIIICE!" "My BUTTTHOOLE HURTS!" "DRIIIIVIN MUH KEEEEEDS AROUND!" "I GOT NARCOLEPSHY [hic]!"

Life is great on mommy´s dole, isn´t it?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Yet amazingly, he exhibits no remorse, regret, or any other emotion that you'd expect from someone who's picking up the pieces after experiencing a dark chapter of his life. If he's looking for things to check off the list, maybe he should look into Lowtax-ing himself next. That'd be another big one to check off!

Listen here, he was in a bad headspace and he's picking up the boulders of his life, have a heart!

Maybe he should switch galaxy gas with carbon monoxide or bromine monochloride to check off the list.

He needs to go back to the classics like a trve trad chad and hit some carbonyl dichloride.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Maybe he should switch galaxy gas with carbon monoxide or bromine monochloride to check off the list.

I hear dimethylmercury gives a killer buzz.

These terms are rocketing up the Quora search charts as we speak.

 

[Melty Butter]

This Kino Casino clip is worth posting because it goes through @Third World Aristocrat 's amazing edit of the entire Rekieta saga. The edit deserves far more upvotes, accolades, and views than it's received thus far, IMO. The time and creativity required to make it is genuinely awesome.
Link to edit on YouTube
Link to edit on KF

Kino Casino Clip:

One correction to KC: They say Nick's only streamed 1x since his arrest. Nick's streamed to YT 16x since his arrest (I'm working on a small effortpost about those streams).

 

[Desktop User2]

What about the drugs on the nightstand next to April's credit card?

Do you think April bought anything (in her life)? That is not the crack whore way. The drugs were obviously his, she obviously used it and pegged him but they were his.

 

[keke]

If I'm reading this correctly, he spent more than $150 funding this fat nonce's gay soundboard gimmick where Aaron's daughter is one of the options?

Yeah, the same child he had in his home and allowed his children to befriend. Fucking creep.

 

[Law]

Whenever Nick tries to flex, it always ends up making him look like the loser.

That's how you get LOTY twice in a row.

Basically he's a huge piece of shit who eventually gets his ass slapped by law enforcement, and from then on he is exactly as much a duplicitous asshole, but now he adds Christianity and Jesus into every sentence to denote that every day is a fresh start and he won't be answering any questions about all the people he's harmed and continues to harm.

So it'll be like Ralph's "Christ is Kang" arc?

Even so, and I'm telling you now, Nick's real lolcow phase has yet to even begin.

Jesus. How? Is gonna be Andy Dick's IP2 RV bunkmate? LOTY threepeat?
How can things possibly get worse?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Jesus. How? Is gonna be Andy Dick's IP2 RV bunkmate? LOTY threepeat?
How can things possibly get worse?

Melton is going to burn him in hackamania, humilliate him live on stage (i.e. it's going to be the first funny thing Melton does in his life) and he will declare holy IRL jihad on the pedo, even moving to Nevada to do it.

I am very optimistic about this year for Nicky, there are quite a few plot threads coming to a close which can cause him to go full whackaloon once consequences hit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I am very optimistic about this year for Nicky, there are quite a few plot threads coming to a close which can cause him to go full whackaloon once consequences hit.

I have my money on the Montagraph lawsuit breaking Nick. It's kind of what triggered the cokestream (losing the appeal), and its timing just before Christmas is just too perfect.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Something occurred to me earlier while listening to the Sean stream.

The arrest event horizon was the 9-year-old's birthday. Did they have any sort of birthday celebration planned for her, or did they forget about it because they were so drugged out? She didn't have to have a big birthday bash with a lot of friends over... a small family party would've sufficed. Was she even going to have a cake on her birthday? Or was she going to go to bed hungry and stinky again?

 

[Desktop User2]

Something occurred to me earlier while listening to the Sean stream.

The arrest event horizon was the 9-year-old's birthday. Did they have any sort of birthday celebration planned for her, or did they forget about it because they were so drugged out? She didn't have to have a big birthday bash with a lot of friends over... a small family party would've sufficed. Was she even going to have a cake on her birthday? Or was she going to go to bed hungry and stinky again?

Hey, man, she got a whole bunch of coke. They couldn´t be more ready to party if not fucked by the Scandinavian prudes