Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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If you have a race fetish and/or an alien fetish, you might like her smut. (I'm not kidding about the alien one). As far as I can tell, she makes every man besides her husband Mexican.

Random thought, is the woman in her newest comic supposed to be fat? Or is she just Amish? It could be either a dress with layers underneath, or a fatty. Nice diversity, Ellen.
 
Ellen's comic:
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Yeah I know it's a Shmorky.
 
I don't know how I missed it, but the promo for the kickstarter announcement is indeed recycled art, specifically the first panel from the "patriarchy cat" comic just a few days prior.
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I assume most of these shitty webcomics where its basically about how awesome the creators self insert is are made by having a collection of PNGs of the character and then pasted in as needed.
 
I'm sure trying to find the middle ground between intentional sex object Poison Ivy and her pancake ass self-insert, purely for the sake of advertising her smut, was a great idea. At 2 AM. After going through an entire box of wine.
Well she's gotta get through the rest of that medicinal Franzia before her next re-up.
(I forgot I just posted here)
 
She admits she doesn't actually comprehend the proof, and just trusts the science.
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Goonerbros: If aliens and Poison Ivy don't do it for you, fear not. Waluigi may be next.
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More Musk.
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She made an animation:
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New Trump comic:
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I’m guessing that last one has to do with the plane/helicopter crash this week. I was just skimming the last few pages of that thread after picking this up on Instagram. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/americ...des-with-blackhawk-helicopter-over-dc.210875/
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I’m guessing that last one has to do with the plane/helicopter crash this week. I was just skimming the last few pages of that thread after picking this up on Instagram. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/americ...des-with-blackhawk-helicopter-over-dc.210875/
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The conflicting responses I’m seeing to this have been whacky.

“Diversity didn’t cause it, but also we don’t even know the cause yet, but also Trump implemented the diversity hiring program anyway so it’s totally his fault, but diversity still didn’t cause it”

Ellen seems to be doing the same song and dance.
 
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