Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Niki's husband is starting yet another slapfight with Brian... (L)

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Jackie's Abortion said:
Niki's husband is starting yet another slapfight with Brian... (L)

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This is the same thing toddlers do. Run and point and tattle to the nearest anybody who’ll listen because she bumped into me! Or he’s laughing at me that’s so mean! Someone do something! Idk how he’s not embarrassed as fuck, 80 percent of his twitter output it the prisonpaste. A man pumping out books with a loving family taking time out of his day to shit talk prisonpat for one tweet shouldn’t bootyblast someone so successful like Pat lol. He loves telling his detractors “ouch! It hurts when you poke me there!” :story:
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
This is the same thing toddlers do. Run and point and tattle to the nearest anybody who’ll listen because she bumped into me! Or he’s laughing at me that’s so mean! Someone do something!
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His mother was a school counselor, probably at his school. This is the result of her tutelage.
 
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His mother was a school counselor, probably at his school. This is the result of her tutelage.
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Seems like it's a thing people with psychology degrees do, experiment on their kids because they can't do it in a professional matter. Motherlode has a decent article on this
slate article, talks about Psychologists who bring their work home with them
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*pulls out old timey fobwatch from my bitchtit cleavage*
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I sure do hope pig man did not wake up at five in the fucking morning just to spam empty threats, rage oinks, and promises of prison at people today...
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This makes me think of those influencer "how I start my day" videos. But instead of working out or some yoga and meditation, it's correcTing the record and oinking prison threats. Would be so funny to watch Rick's version of video trend.

Edit: It makes me curious if he would hide the fact that he wakes up rage tweeting, or if he would try to pass this off as some noble battle and great way to start the day.
 
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Edit: It makes me curious if he would hide the fact that he wakes up rage tweeting, or if he would try to pass this off as some noble battle and great way to start the day.
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I think he loves being seen fighting back, or else he wouldn’t go out of his way to reply to every single mention of him, even when he isn’t tagged. He thinks fearpaste makes him come off like Jason Bourne or something. He barges in to tell strangers having a convo unrelated to Pat that they’re talking to his personal stalkers and sits back waiting for groveling apologies and asspats from people who don’t know him or care about the protesters calling him a FFwBT. He’s mentioned telling people irl about his blue check when he had it and he does podcast interviews in crowded bars to be seen resisTing. His Josiah calls were frequently answered around people and he’d make a big show about how loud it was and if you could just let him walk outside really quickly! very important pat thinks his personal failures and his impotent whining in response will inspire people to call him brave and clever.
 
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I really like how Brian points out that Fatrick is shit as a writer. It's too bad Fatrick is too stupid to realize he's been harpooned.
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They say the great P’Toml, a massive pig the size of an entire world, upon which the Dickworld rests, is so large that when harpooned in his massive fat bitch tits, it takes twelve years for the pain to reach his walnut-sized brain.
 
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The combination of the twitter name stating that they will be going to prison soon, the word Welp, a picture of Pat looking fat and Pat's pasted reply has had me laughing uncontrollably for a couple of minutes now. It's just an incredibly stupid and perfect Patpost. What the fuck has happened to my sense of humor?

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Pat seems to have been feuding with Rustang Fatty today.
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Yes, Patrick. You really do. He has looked really ill since the interview at The Garage.
 
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