Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

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A body chart for Katerina Kittycat, made at the request of someone.

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Bonus: His list of songs to play:

AC/DC - Back In Black
AC/DC - TNT
Aerosmith - Walk This Way
Aqua - Barbie Girl
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out (Barking Remix)
Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song
Fun - We Are Young
Inner Circle - Bad Boys
Katy Perry - Roar
Queen - I Want It All
Queen - I Want To Break Free
Queen - Radio Gaga
Salt & Pepa - Let’s Talk About Sex
Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko
Sparkadia - China
Vengaboys - Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom

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This was painful to read. Especially the positive comments thing.
 
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Time to play catch up!
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dev-catscratch said:
A great addition to the range of Bumpbows, but at an expense (cost of additional dyes) - I think if Procter & Gamble took over SweetP3, they might introduce more colours.
Colours are: Racing Red, Outrageous Orange, Young Yellow, Grass Green, Caressing Cyan, Ideal Indigo, and Perfect Purple.
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dev-catscratch said:
A bit more complex to manufacture, but well worth it if SweetP3 is taken over by Procter & Gamble (one of my favourite companies).

First row: Baby Blue, Classic Pink and Purple, Ocean Mist, Mint Sensation
Second row: Oranges and Lemons, Loud, Lime and Lemon Zest, Cute Purple with Blue Bliss
Third row: Underwater, Lemons and Oranges, Cloud 9, Oceanic Waves
Fourth row: Rainforest, Loud and Tacky, Purple and Pink, Lemon and Lime Bliss
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dev-catscratch said:
Love Hearts are the cutest addition to the range of Bumpbows with little additional manufacturing expense.
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dev-catscratch said:
A special current affairs investigation featuring FBI Special Agent Arnold M Shortman.
I still wonder why Joshua Conner Moon, the owner of Kiwi Farms isn't on the FBI's (prestigious) Ten Most Wanted list or not even listed as Wanted by the FBI (I also believe that Joshua could be a flight risk)... Kiwi Farms will crash down ultimately, and I intend to post a statement regarding Kiwi Farms once things settle down.

Recently, I've had news that Joshua's emails have been leaked: matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=4545
Another one, which looks like Kiwi Farms has ultimately crashed down: matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=4570
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dev-catscratch said:
This would be one of the bloopers from the Pajama Sam version of Supersize Me.
Of course, the crew paid $141.33 for this, which the total includes a $1 Diet Coke.
There will be a twist: he will eat it all in one sitting.
Check out the story about the McEverything: dudefoods.com/the-mceverything…
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This would be one of the bloopers from the Pajama Sam version of Supersize Me.
Of course, the crew paid $141.33 for this, which the total includes a $1 Diet Coke.
There will be a twist: he will eat it all in one sitting.
Check out the story about the McEverything: dudefoods.com/the-mceverything…
 
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dev-catscratch said:
She eventually asked Dr McStuffins for help losing weight here.
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dev-catscratch said:
All of the Bubble Guppies would certainly want to know the answer to this question!
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Gil is a Blissfully Blue, Deema is Oranges and Lemons, Oona is a Purple and Pink, Nonny is a Rainforest, Molly is an Ocean Mist, and Goby is a Cute Purple with Blue Bliss.
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This campaign might be a little harsh and insensitive, but it is the truth as per the cited sources:
aspe.hhs.gov/basic-report/aspe…
www.fastfoodmarketing.org/medi…
www.bmsg.org/resources/publica…
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dev-catscratch said:
Widget and Alicia are visiting the White House, and Alicia found a lost wallet on their visit, then Widget checked inside the wallet for some from of identification to help find the owner of the wallet who was still inside.
Also, Alicia is quite accepting of others considering she likes (my idea of) an interactive book called "Even Monsters Can Have Belly Buttons".
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dev-catscratch said:
Johnathon Greenblatt, CEO of the Anti-Defamation League invited Widget to his place (after she asked in advance) for a discussion, and he came to the door in his nicest Versace outfit thinking Widget might be afraid of him (or vice versa), and he showed Widget his toys including his newest and Widget suggested to Johnathon that he sit in a bungee harness attached to a strong hook on the ceiling.
Widget then said "Johnathon, Johnathon. Would you like a popper?" and he said "What am I, wow!" and once it kicked in, he was flying, and Widget asked "Show me how you smile to gain the confidence of a child".
He then smiled and said "Ah, I see how you do it" and laughed; soon after he smashed a nearby mirror, with shards of varying sizes falling on the floor.
Widget then approached Johnathon with a shard of broken mirror and suggested that he peel off his face, and he obliged.
As pieces of Johnathon's face fell on the floor, she started feeding it to her silver tabby cat LeCroy (which she brought along) and said "No, I can still see it... Try again... No, I'm afraid not..."

You'll probably know what Widget did next after Johnathon's self-disfigurement is complete.
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dev-catscratch said:
A ghost must have done this, but I have seen this anomoly in real life - what is the name (including its Latin name) of this birth anomoly?
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dev-catscratch said:
This is one of the dangers of Wi-Fi Protected Setup, which is physical security, and this issue is slowly gaining traction, considering my contributions to the Wi-Fi Protected Setup article in Wikipedia.

It's a valuable detail I observe which most others would typically miss out on.
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No doubt I've missed more, but this'll do for now.
 
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