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But why?
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She oscillates between defending cutie and saying shit like this. She’s eternally mad at anyone with a monetized channel. She can’t wrap her giant head around the idea that you can’t get monetized if you’re always drinking/smoking weed on video and calling your viewers nigger retards.

Didn’t her old account get monetized and then banned like the next day?
 
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frogbutts said:
The other day I saw someone in her chat mention Chantal's impression of her and it set her off about Chantal for like at least twenty minutes. So I bet that's still in her head like a brain worm. She is ruminating.
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omg i forgot about that hahahaha. her impression was trash, too, but I’m sure it set her off in a big fucking way
 
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Gorl is really working those camera angles today, woof
 
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So state of the Bog Hag today. She woke up hungover from her raging last night. The liquor is really starting to show on her face like Josh (getting old and a drunk is not a pretty mix). Her eyes were hollow and the bags swollen. See above. Classy girl.

She was still in a pissed off mood from last night. She flew into a rage because a troll gassed her up thinking Cobra had made a food hack that he ended with crying about missing BogHag and urinating on himself. No such video exists, but her retarded ass believed it and she began demanding people send her a link. With no link being produced and she finally realizing she got taken, she rage-made the ambrosia salad.

It was fucking hilarious. 10/10 recommend checking JM's video or The Archive if they have it up.

Unfortunately, she has started becoming increasingly hostile to the kitten Bobbi when drunk. Even though the screen is black, the kitten must have made move on some of the ambrosia splattered around and she yells at it to get away, you can then hear her physically mishandling the cat by the little bell on its collar jingling. When she wakes up she screams at the kitten enough that her mother shouts from downstairs. Later this evening she yells at the cat again and accuses it of harassing her.

She has been repeating for a while now that Josh is gay and fucking Warload. She is now saying because Josh is gay he probably has AIDS and she has to get tested for AIDS. She said if she has AIDS then she is going to put Josh in a woodchipper. She repeated this last night through this evening.

She plans on going back to Casper. She says when she goes back she is going to go around the bars and fuck all the hot men. She repeated this yesterday through today.

The biggest part of her raging has been directed toward "Madison" or Michelle (satin black cat). They were the best buddies until Michelle caught wind that sending BogHag back out to Casper was actually a dangerous thing to do and refunded the plane ticket that was later provided by Oinkers. BogHag is ruminating/raging over this ticket being refunded saying it was her supposed to be her birthday present for cleaning Michelle's house. Two things are problematic here:

1. BogHag bragged about all of the gifts Michelle was giving her for cleaning the house. Bottles of alcohol, a rug, a mattress, a bike, a bunch of other shit.

2. We all know how BogHag cleans and even in her video where she was cleaning the place she admitted after 6 hours she'd only managed to get some dishes done.

Michelle apparently was diagnosed with cancer and lost her partner (something NAL laughs at her for). Her daughters came on the scene and actually cleaned the place even having the flooring replaced so their mom would have a clean, safe space live in while going through cancer treatments. This enrages BogHag because she feels like they took credit for her amazing half-ass work. When she gets really disgusting about the daughters it's apparent they stopped the gravy train of gifts/alcohol/drugs from Michelle and told NAL's freeloading ass to kick bricks.

She's now demanding Michelle buy her another ticket or give her the $250 that was spent on the ticket. The gall of this hag.

Her mod Sallyrabbits is modding so hard in the chat lately that at times she's the only one even say anything. Peak retard.
 
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just of note: after a lengthy time complaining about Bobbi, guilt tripping the cat for being rescued, and other hostilities Bobbi directed, with a black screen Jessica could be heard hollering "Bobbeh! Bobbeh!" to which her mom replied and audible but muffled "SHUTTUP!!" NAL did shutup real fast. Then began muttering about someone having a demon in them, before ramping up about no one making dinner 100%

Moms not happy guise we gotta keep it down
 
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Teeter said:
Unfortunately, she has started becoming increasingly hostile to the kitten Bobbi when drunk. Even though the screen is black, the kitten must have made move on some of the ambrosia splattered around and she yells at it to get away, you can then hear her physically mishandling the cat by the little bell on its collar jingling. When she wakes up she screams at the kitten enough that her mother shouts from downstairs. Later this evening she yells at the cat again and accuses it of harassing her.
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Jerome Saunders said:
just of note: after a lengthy time complaining about Bobbi, guilt tripping the cat for being rescued, and other hostilities Bobbi directed, with a black screen Jessica could be heard hollering "Bobbeh! Bobbeh!" to which her mom replied and audible but muffled "SHUTTUP!!" NAL did shutup real fast. Then began muttering about someone having a demon in them, before ramping up about no one making dinner 100%

Moms not happy guise we gotta keep it down
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The way the cunt handles the cat is rage-inducing. The cat tried to get away several times but she always stopped it, what NAL wants NAL gets even if the cat doesn't want to. You'd think for someone with so many cats she would know a thing or two about cat behavior and what not to do.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
This satinblackcat lady sounds like a real retard
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I would argue Krystal is the most retarded one there. She can’t follow details of stories at all. Her voice is grating as fuck. she has nothing funny or insightful to add to the convo

This woman has some hilarious fucking stories, though. she’s explaining how she gave NaL a mattress because the “pad” (not a bed, just some weird mattress pad on a couch or smth, lmao) Jessica had been sleeping on was so crusted and disgusting with Jessica’s own vomit and piss. She begged for the mattress apparently bc Joshie was gonna come visit

some indirect quotes:

“She’s like a methhead, she will scrub really hard in one tiny area for 5 hours”

“definitely doesn’t smoke meth”

“she’s got a goiter or something, it’s very lumpy, melts off to the side. my daughter said what the fuck is wrong with her ”

“she’s very melt-y”

“she has no shoulders, very interesting to look at”

“her family hates her, I feel terrible for her mother”

“she’s so weird and misshapen”
 
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