DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

Pinch of sugar or 1/4 teaspoon and adjust from there in tomato sauce is for the acidity. Dsp being mongoloid that he is, is using Cups.

And thats for fresh tomatoes. The DSP clan, being the ultra mongoloids they are, use canned tomatoes which will have added sugars to balance the PH.

That much sugar is just to drown out any italian flavors that may have accidentally seeped in with the addition of 4 bay leafs and a tablespoon of oregano.

 

[Kier Starmer]

That's why I hate people like Phil because at their core they are cowards and SJW but LARP as internet tough guys. Just say faggot Phil but you won't.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

That's why I hate people like Phil because at their core they are cowards and SJW but LARP as internet tough guys. Just say faggot Phil but you won't.

Every time he starts on one of his rants, faggot is in the back of his throat.

 

[BlastMonk]

https://youtu.be/5qI0JuEeVUw

This rant of excuses from Phil of why he can't go to Vegas with PPP and Andy is surreal. He could just say no he doesn't want to but instead says he can't go to Vegas because it would be 'unfair' to Kat because she'll have to stay behind and 'look after everything', ie clean HER house and feed HERSELF and look after HER cat. Phil can't take Kat with him because 'We have a family - we have a cat'. Said cat would be 'tramautised because he fears other humans' and phil thinks it will fuck Japser up for the rest of his life they they left him for a little while. It gets more insane where other people can't get their cat and only Phil and Kat can since they're his 'parents'. Insane.
'We can't travel right now, its not in the cards', 'maybe in the long term but our first priority is Jasper' like hes a fucking new born. He says 'Later on in our lives' they can have a honeymoon and travel. What so his lifes on hold from leaving the house for the next 10+ years? Jaspers only 3.
This whole rant is filled with the craziest shit it gets worse the more I listen to it. 'We need to live with the consequances of our actions' since he thought he'd never afford to go on holiday. Real catholic guilt thing like Japser is his unplanned pregenancy. He also thinks Jasper mewoing loudly in a cat carrier to get to the vet is unqiue to him that shows 'he's very upset and disturbed' Like emotionally disturbed from tramua. And not something thats totally normal to all cats.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Every time he starts on one of his rants, faggot is in the back of his throat.

dave wishes something else was in the back of his throat. y'know, because he's GAY

 

[Iron Father]

dave wishes something else was in the back of his throat. y'know, because he's GAY

Yeah and it rhymes with Shon Shambo.

 

[San Dimas High School]

'We can't travel right now, its not in the cards', 'maybe in the long term but our first priority is Jasper' like hes a fucking new born. He says 'Later on in our lives' they can have a honeymoon and travel. What so his lifes on hold from leaving the house for the next 10+ years?

It's funny to me because like almost everything else out of his mouth he takes these stances like he's the only person in the entire world. Like no one else is out there being a good cat owner and taking trips. Or how about, if you really have those beliefs you just ask your vet about your concerns rather than anthropomorphizing your cat like a literal insane person.

I'm 50:50 if he really thinks that way or if he's just trying to come up with an excuse that allows him to continue being as lazy as humanly possible. Like I know he's dumb, but this is one of his more impressively dumb takes.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Apparently Code Rhodes at WWE read out one of the troll signs of that Kiwi that sometimes brings lolcow signs to WWE. Shame he didn't bring his "DSP GET A JOB" sign especially with No-so-Smart Guys happening every week.

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Edit:
Phil is fucking meltdown tonight with epic comments like "Am I doing a private stream for JaxxRaxxor?" He's been stuck at 105 dollars all stream with 100 coming from jaxx.

 

[Elbe]

 

[Elite Kipchak]

for someone who's played fighting games as long as he has, you think he'd realize they're glorified rock paper scissors guessing games and just roll with it instead of throwing rock every time and whining when people throw paper.

 

[dent_whisperer]

BUT WHAT IF the addiction is strong enough for him to choose the pulls over eating? That'd be something to behold.

Then we get a DSP in county jail arc when he gets busted by an undercover cop when he starts sucking dick for pulls.

 

[PieceofShet]

Instead of saying "nah, we dont like to move out from the house, we dont like traveling", which is fine in my opinion, he went on a ridiculous rant and put all the blame on Jasper who cant defend himself, neither verbally, nor physically. The whole segment was fuckin retarded. It was surreal.

 

[dent_whisperer]

This whole cope about not being able to leave Jasper alone for any length of time feels like a backhanded admission that his neighbors absolutely loathe him and would tell him to gwet fucked if he asked any of them to check on Jasper while they are gone for a couple days.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He just RQ SF6 and went on a huge rant saying that it's shit just like SFV. I knew he'd say this I just didn't expect him to take that long to realize he had hit the wall and can't progress. Watch, in a few years he'll do the same shit he did with SFV and claim that he's one of the few "whistleblowers" who "called out" SF6 and that he could've saved fighting games but those dang dirty trolls won't let him save the world. All this after spending the first several months glazing SF6, just like he did with SFV.

This all was caused by losing to a Bison player in CASUALS btw.

 

[WhoaMoses]

This whole cope about not being able to leave Jasper alone for any length of time feels like a backhanded admission that his neighbors absolutely loathe him and would tell him to gwet fucked if he asked any of them to check on Jasper while they are gone for a couple days.

They probably do but I think it's just an excuse because he hates leaving his house. He lives like a fuckin hermit only leaving once a week to get food for his son and ogre and occasionally taking shit to the dump. If he could get that stuff delivered for free and not have to go to the dump he would never leave his house again.

 

[johnkimble123]

They probably do but I think it's just an excuse because he hates leaving his house. He lives like a fuckin hermit only leaving once a week to get food for his son and ogre and occasionally taking shit to the dump. If he could get that stuff delivered for free and not have to go to the dump he would never leave his house again.

Remember, COVID was the best time of his life, both because of free money from dents AND people bringing things to him was normalized so much so that being a hermit wasn't weird. Dude hasn't traveled more than 25 miles in any direction for 5 years, and he might be the only person on the planet with an 8-year old Toyota Corolla with less than 15-20k miles.

 

[Iron Father]

This whole cope about not being able to leave Jasper alone for any length of time feels like a backhanded admission that his neighbors absolutely loathe him and would tell him to gwet fucked if he asked any of them to check on Jasper while they are gone for a couple days.

They've had Jasper sat before, it's just bullshit because they're lazy antisocial bedblobs.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Gee, I wonder why Dave is rage quitting Street Fighter 6 right now of all times. The reason is just as elusive as why he quit VII Rebirth the moment he did!

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Remember, COVID was the best time of his life, both because of free money from dents AND people bringing things to him was normalized so much so that being a hermit wasn't weird. Dude hasn't traveled more than 25 miles in any direction for 5 years, and he might be the only person on the planet with an 8-year old Toyota Corolla with less than 15-20k miles.

Phil doesn't need a car, he could buy 2 used bicycles for himself and fat Khet, save enormous amounts of money every year plus get the health benefits. But he can't ride a bike and she probably needs a reinforced downhill mtb to ride on the road without breaking something.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

F for Jaxx, dumps yet another $100 to carry the stream only to see the game sent to banworld. Massive stall at the end as well, he was really expecting to hit the 90 goal mark today.