Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[StannisTheMannis]

Melton is going to burn him in hackamania, humilliate him live on stage (i.e. it's going to be the first funny thing Melton does in his life) and he will declare holy IRL jihad on the pedo, even moving to Nevada to do it.

As a narcissist, part of the reason he's confined himself to being a paypig and arguing incessantly on dabbleverse chats is to gauge the temperature of the reactions to him. He doesn't have to worry about the hosts (they're Balldowashers to the bitter end), it's the attendees who will humiliate him.

I doubt he's even going to Vegas unless it's to perform a reputational/legal kamikaze mission.

 

[Fapcop]

On the topic of his voice, he claimed it's why he's not streaming.

Context for these two chats:
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Also, the chat he was responding to here was quickly deleted by a mod or by @voz him/herself. I saw it and was about to screenshot it but it disappeared. It said something to the effect of 'your effeminate gestures are very off-putting'.
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Ew.
Edit: Grammar

Goddamn man…

These sad Rekieta fans/cockholsters are even more pathetic than Rekieta himself.

“Hey Nick! I’ve stood by you through thick and thin! Are you going to stream soon?!”

“Hey Nick! Any trials you want to cover?! Isn’t it great that Trump won Nick? I wish you’d stream senate hearings Nick!”

“Hey Nick! You made me laugh one time in 2021 and I’ll never forget it! My sister is dying, I hope you’ll be on the air soon so I can get a toast!”

How fucking DUMB do you have to be, to hot understand that he doesn’t give a shit about your Trump and guns, he HATES trials and streaming anything except long winded monologues about his cock.

And despite Nick’s love of hearing himself talk, he isn’t going to do a show anytime soon because he knows he’ll get wrecked worse than April’s asshole.

Any show Nick does, will get inundated with dozens, or hundreds, of 1 cent jokes about balldos and kids doing coke, and he will hold back tears as he pretends to not care, and pretends not to be drunk.

 

[AltisticRight]

Was it the cocks this time, or the whippets?

Yeah, it was.
Also is.
Right now.

I have my money on the Montagraph lawsuit breaking Nick. It's kind of what triggered the cokestream (losing the appeal), and its timing just before Christmas is just too perfect.

I don't even care who wins as long as BMJ loses because their reactions are funnier than any cow winning the poll.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don't even care who wins as long as BMJ loses because their reactions are funnier than any cow winning the poll.

Ah finally. Evil Eddy reveals himself on his Farms account. You’ve just been got ratatouille

 

[Swole McPole]

When I asked Rekieta about falling on his sword for the group, he responded, "I’m not falling on any sword. I’m just pleading based on the facts: the recovered illegal substances were mine. They were kept in a safe, which only I could access."

So if the drugs all belonged to Rekieta, but Aaron, April and Kayla all acknowledge using the cocaine that was bought by Nick, belonged to Nick and was controlled by Nick, surely that's not a possession charge? Here, that would be evidence that supported a supply charge.

Of course, we've got no idea what Kayla and April said to the cops when they were interrogated. Perhaps they said nothing at all? But they do have Aaron's statement and at the very least, you'd have to wonder what the drug paraphernalia was doing among April's possessions in Nick's bedroom. That must surely count as circumstantial evidence of April's cocaine use. Surely they aren't suggesting April had her own coke?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I’m not falling on any sword.

Ever the not noble slime ball

They were kept in a safe, which only I could access.

So the kid got the coke from you directly then...

What an absolute fluff piece by the journos.

 

[AnOminous]

In any event, the fact that the schedule apparently involves Nick flying back by Friday night of a Friday-Monday event shows what they think of him.

He's a sideshow geek to them. He's the appetizer. He's the entertainment. They want him to get the laughing at geeks and freaks thing started, but they don't actually want him around for the party.

Nick hasn't yet figured out that absolutely nobody wants a cuck around. A cuck is worthless. A cuck's opinion means nothing. No man or woman respects a fucking cuck.

That's why he has to pay every time he talks. Nobody wants to listen to him unless he pays. Even then they don't. They're just "thanks for the money you dumb fucking cuck."

 

[Harm]

Picturing the hilarious alternate reality where Nick tried to buddy up to Melton without first showering him in cash and the pedophile tells Nick to fuck off.

I get that he's trying to recreate the Dax/Vito dynamic, but the reason that works for its intended audience is that Dax maintains power over Vito and ridicules him. If Juju was incessantly groveling to CringleJingle and paying him to listen to his mealy-mouthed bullshit then not even Dick's most die hard fans would put up with it.

Nick is the dancing monkey to the elderly obese pedophile, a position lower than even the most lowly cuckold.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is the dancing monkey to the elderly obese pedophile, a position lower than even the most lowly cuckold.

What's amazing is his brain is so pickled he doesn't even realize this. He doesn't even grasp that he's the dancing monkey to a greasy pedophile who is his organ grinder.

 

[Vibralldo]

What's amazing is his brain is so pickled he doesn't even realize this. He doesn't even grasp that he's the dancing monkey to a greasy pedophile who is his organ grinder.

I don't even think it's a "Nick is desperate for allies" thing, I think Nick will just shower anyone who shits on Aaron with his parents' money

He's that buck broken over his ex gay lover

 

[USAroXX]

So the kid got the coke from you directly then...

"What an absolute fluff piece by the journos [i.e. TVs Will Herron]."
I keep telling you, Will Herron is a JANNY for the Junkie.

Wut?
Now Junkie Logic has him trying to tell us the child coke in hair, neglect, and abuse has nothing to do with the possession charge [what EVERY non-barneswalker was saying from jump] BUT a MAIN PART of Junkie's LAME first Frank's Challenge argument was that CPS found nothing wrong so CRIMINAL CHARGES should NEVER have been brought. Soooooooo. Huh?

Keeping up with this cuck is pointless. I refuse to follow JUNKIE LOGIC, it is mind-numbing. The Junkie is, was, and always has been a sociopath and sociopaths have NO MORAL compass, no compassion, no ethics, no reason, the ONLY goal is to score points, no benefit to anyone just points. That's it.

Also, Aaron banned from USA boxing? Proof? Sounds like Pdf Melton tryna pull a Zumock inside info glory scam. Like, is there a list of suspended peeps or......is pdf melton still hacking Aaron?

Or

Is this Nick tryna distract from HIM losing his ability to practice law? Totes equal.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, Aaron banned from USA boxing? Proof? Sounds like Pdf Melton tryna pull a Zumock inside info glory scam. Like, is there a list of suspended peeps or...pdf melton is still hacking Aaron.

And why would anyone even care? I don't even know what that is or what it means. It doesn't un-cocaine Nick's nine year old girl. She still tested positive for cocaine. It doesn't make Melton somehow no longer a pedophile.

Why is this even a thing?

 

[Vibralldo]

And why would anyone even care? I don't even know what that is or what it means. It doesn't un-cocaine Nick's nine year old girl. She still tested positive for cocaine. It doesn't make Melton somehow no longer a pedophile.

Why is this even a thing?

Nick thinks Aaron ruined his life by snitching in the police report and doing a tell all on Kino Casino that confirmed a bunch of sordid details. Now Nick's new life goal is to get revenge on Aaron, so he's gonna do whatever he can to ruin him.

I'm not a boxer, but when I hear that Aaron was casually helping out as a coach at the gym I assumed he was volunteering, not that he was an accredited licensed boxing coach.

 

[ladettaja]

Something occurred to me earlier while listening to the Sean stream.

The arrest event horizon was the 9-year-old's birthday. Did they have any sort of birthday celebration planned for her, or did they forget about it because they were so drugged out? She didn't have to have a big birthday bash with a lot of friends over... a small family party would've sufficed. Was she even going to have a cake on her birthday? Or was she going to go to bed hungry and stinky again?

Perhaps there would have been birthday decorations to be seen in the bodycam footage, witch would have been pretty sad to see considering what happened.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not a boxer, but when I hear that Aaron was casually helping out as a coach at the gym I assumed he was volunteering, not that he was an accredited licensed boxing coach.

So some agency somehow revoked his whatever for some reason I don't know or care about? I mean like what, did Nick just keep calling them up and lisping at them that this dude ate his goo so they banned him or something?

I mean what happened?

 

[Vibralldo]

So some agency somehow revoked his whatever for some reason I don't know or care about? I mean like what, did Nick just keep calling them up and lisping at them that this dude ate his goo so they banned him or something?

I mean what happened?

Aaron wanted to become a licensed boxing coach. I think that Nick, Melton, and other dabbleverse retards called up the licensing board and told them about the revenge porn felony case causing them to reject his application or something.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So some agency somehow revoked his whatever for some reason I don't know or care about? I mean like what, did Nick just keep calling them up and lisping at them that this dude ate his goo so they banned him or something?

I mean what happened?

It's all in Aaron's thread, but basically Aaron pretended for years to be a licensed USA Boxing coach and described on his show coaching at his local gym and said he was making income from coaching. This was all made up. The owner of his gym has confirmed he was never a coach, only an athlete who sparred at the gym.

When Aaron decided to challenge Nick Rekieta and other detractors to a boxing match in Vegas during Melton's Hackamania event, he insisted as a condition any competitor register with USA Boxing, and it ultimately got exposed that he was lying about being a licensed coach.

Aaron appears to have then decided to try to get licensed as a coach while still pretending he always was licensed, but this backfired as he is now suspended from ALL boxing activities, including just as an athlete, probably because he failed the background check due to his guilty plea last year; the violation of the HRO he pleaded guilty to is listed in their policies as something which is considered a "red light finding" that would result in a failed background check. My understanding is that he didn't need the background check before trying to register as a non-athlete coach.

I'm not a boxer, but when I hear that Aaron was casually helping out as a coach at the gym I assumed he was volunteering, not that he was an accredited licensed boxing coach.

Aaron specifically and repeatedly stated he was a "licensed USA Boxing coach" since at least 2023, back when April was still on the show. Now he says he never said that.

It's extremely bizarre. The boxing thing was a big part of his persona and it appears a large part of that was simply made up. He mentions his gym all the time. It would be like if Rekieta never even passed the bar exam.

Melton is going to burn him in hackamania, humilliate him live on stage (i.e. it's going to be the first funny thing Melton does in his life) and he will declare holy IRL jihad on the pedo, even moving to Nevada to do it.

I am very optimistic about this year for Nicky, there are quite a few plot threads coming to a close which can cause him to go full whackaloon once consequences hit.

If anything, it will be like PPP and DSP, where PPP mocks DSP and DSP just laughs at how he's part of the joke.

The only question is whether the crowd takes it too far to the extent where he actually realizes they're not his friends.

 

[AnOminous]

Melton is going to burn him in hackamania, humilliate him live on stage (i.e. it's going to be the first funny thing Melton does in his life) and he will declare holy IRL jihad on the pedo, even moving to Nevada to do it.

I am very optimistic about this year for Nicky, there are quite a few plot threads coming to a close which can cause him to go full whackaloon once consequences hit.

Okay, so basically part one is Aaron is a retard, which we all knew anyway, and this sending away Nick after day one thing just totally has the look of a setup.

They'll bring him in and let him geek it up then chuck him on day one and spend the rest of the time snaking on him.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

There's another possibility, about the fact that he's returning on the Friday of a Friday to Monday event.

He lied to the judge and he's staying the whole weekend.

I hope that's the case. It'd be funnier.

 

[Shig O'nella]

this sending away Nick after day one thing

I must have missed something.

I know Nick had to grovel to the court to be allowed to travel to Vegas and asked for permission for the Thursday and Friday. But the court doesn't sit on the weekend so he can stay until Sinday, right? As long as he's back by Monday.

(I'm leaving that typo.)