DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr Clark]

i wonder what the split actually is if he's being so autistic about not counting it toward the goal. also at this rate he's gonna child a stalker by the end of 2025. DarkSydePatrick is coming.

I'm counting down the days until stealthygout

 

[johnkimble123]

for someone who's played fighting games as long as he has, you think he'd realize they're glorified rock paper scissors guessing games and just roll with it instead of throwing rock every time and whining when people throw paper.

Just audio but funny how Phil realized this already...

 

[Mr Clark]

Phil claimed that he and his wife have NEVER tasted a sauce better then his 100% real authentic home made style Italian style marinara style sauce.

His recipe calls for more sugar than every other spice combined... ok I actually believe him and his fat wife think its the tastiest sauce they have ever tasted.

Spoiler: 100% real authentic style Italian style recpie

1 salt pork sliced
1/3rd of a garlic clove sliced
3 cans of tomatos
3 cans of water
3 cans of tomato paste
3 more cans of water
25 shakes of oregano
4 shakes of garlic salt
3 shakes of onion salt
5 shakes of red pepper flakes
4 bay leafs
3/4th cup of sugar
1 chopped onion

That is the most retarded sauce recipe. I knew it was retarded before, but seeing it laid out like that....

Goddamn Phil, how the fuck has your lineage survived with this diabeetus sauce.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Gee, I wonder why Dave is rage quitting Street Fighter 6 right now of all times. The reason is just as elusive as why he quit VII Rebirth the moment he did!
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It's because he hates ALT. No, not that one, I mean Asian Large Titties.

 

[Mature Adult]

Just to add fuel to the fake tips theory, at the end his stream tonight he said he forgot to check tips(LOL) and there were a bunch. $40 tip from anon with generic message, then said thanks for $30 and counted it as $30. He never corrected this mistake.

He ended the night at $177. Take away the 30(40) tip puts him at 147/150. He randomly stalled at the end, playing a bison 11 matches. I want to believe he stalled at the end to reach $150, even though he already faked hitting it 20 mins earlier.

 

[Balr0g]

He just RQ SF6 and went on a huge rant saying that it's shit just like SFV. I knew he'd say this I just didn't expect him to take that long to realize he had hit the wall and can't progress. Watch, in a few years he'll do the same shit he did with SFV and claim that he's one of the few "whistleblowers" who "called out" SF6 and that he could've saved fighting games but those dang dirty trolls won't let him save the world. All this after spending the first several months glazing SF6, just like he did with SFV.

This all was caused by losing to a Bison player in CASUALS btw.

If he does it would be worse then SF V. He bought the game 3 times (the one with the season passes included), he bought either one or two new fighting sticks, destroyed one of those and even bought a gayming PC and once titled his stream "My matches with perfect connections and instant reactions" or some bullshit. He should just admit he is not good enough but he can't because it would destroy his precious ego. Heck remember when Luke was all you can see? I saw a video yesterday titled "everyone is dropping Luke". Phil is basically completly out of the game and he tries to play it like it came oiut yesterday

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

He just RQ SF6 and went on a huge rant saying that it's shit just like SFV. I knew he'd say this

Yea, this was clear to me from the jump. The only difference is that when SFVI came out he was in a more desperate position then when V came out, so he had to pretend to like SFVI. It was super obvious he didn't like the game - winning made him smug and losing made him mad, like the British and American kind of mad at the same time.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Yea, this was clear to me from the jump. The only difference is that when SFVI came out he was in a more desperate position then when V came out, so he had to pretend to like SFVI. It was super obvious he didn't like the game - winning made him smug and losing made him mad, like the British and American kind of mad at the same time.

He’s far more negative towards any video game now. SFV wasn’t very good to begin with. VI he enjoyed beating up on scrubs because his ego is the most fragile it’s ever been.

All video games are probably going to be wage/ragequit now unless they are “follow the yellow paint” retard games. He just outright hates every game now and just expects $150 for turning on his faggy setup and looking at food menus.

You can’t compare the gouty faggot playing games 5 years ago vs now. He fucking hates anything that requires his smooth brain to process something.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

You can’t compare the gouty faggot playing games 5 years ago vs now. He fucking hates anything that requires his smooth brain to process something.

5 years ago, Triple A Hawt new releases and the "Hardcore Gayming Season" were still kind of a thing he got to grift off. That has been diminished in the last 5 years. That's the reason he goes on manbaby rages against the Ubisoft CEO. He doesn't actually give a fuck about games/gaming, he just feels entitled that they provide grift-able tools for him. He, being a retard but still able pick up on simple patterns, noticed this and tried to pivot to different content, but none of it has worked long term; the novelty wears off then he's back to square one.

 

[dent_whisperer]

He’s far more negative towards any video game now. SFV wasn’t very good to begin with. VI he enjoyed beating up on scrubs because his ego is the most fragile it’s ever been.

All video games are probably going to be wage/ragequit now unless they are “follow the yellow paint” retard games. He just outright hates every game now and just expects $150 for turning on his faggy setup and looking at food menus.

You can’t compare the gouty faggot playing games 5 years ago vs now. He fucking hates anything that requires his smooth brain to process something.

I would not be surprised to find out he has started to eat baby food because chewing is to much work for him.

 

[FormerPro]

Is there a game in history that has produced such content for detractors over such a long period as SF6 has? Obviously you could argue that MGS kicked off TIHYDP which led to every single problem in Phil's life and almost got him killed, but SF6 has been incredible.

He's bought it 3 times on 3 separate platforms, spent like almost $1K on different fight sticks and it was probably the lure of the extra 5ms response time that was the impetus for him to take the plunge and switch over to PC gaming, which in turn led to the deranged "Setup Upgrade" arc we're in today. All in all Street Fighter 6 has probably cost Phil upwards of $10K and all he does while playing it is cry and complain. Hall of fame detractor game.

 

[Brother Wind]

A lot. I think Phil will forego pulls before getting a job, when his revenue gets bad enough. Imagine a Phil that only makes enough money to keep the lights on and eat, not to indulge in his vices. Imagine how miserable (for him ) those streams will be.
BUT WHAT IF the addiction is strong enough for him to choose the pulls over eating? That'd be something to behold.

My nigga in christ. He chose pulls over bankruptcy, the respect of his parents, and his wife. And thats according to him. The bank leaks also tell us he chose them over paying his mortgage and he would overdraft himself with pulls. There isn't a rainbow big enough

 

[Kier Starmer]

SF6 is the winner of salt production by a country mile. I also see we are just making up tip goals now Dave.

 

[Balr0g]

Looky here Phil has pulled out the retarded Cupid pic again (or would that be Goupid?) Also what is a refreshed setup?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Hall of fame detractor game.

Two words you forgot: "Cammy, rage." But, yes.

 

[PieceofShet]

Looky here Phil has pulled out the retarded Cupid pic again (or would that be Goupid?) Also what is a refreshed setup?

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Its not valentines day for 2 more weeks. WTF. He is fuckin retarded again.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

for someone who's played fighting games as long as he has, you think he'd realize they're glorified rock paper scissors guessing games and just roll with it instead of throwing rock every time and whining when people throw paper.

low IQ's can't into pattern recognition

 

[strandedcastaway]

https://youtu.be/5qI0JuEeVUw

This rant of excuses from Phil of why he can't go to Vegas with PPP and Andy is surreal. He could just say no he doesn't want to but instead says he can't go to Vegas because it would be 'unfair' to Kat because she'll have to stay behind and 'look after everything', ie clean HER house and feed HERSELF and look after HER cat. Phil can't take Kat with him because 'We have a family - we have a cat'. Said cat would be 'tramautised because he fears other humans' and phil thinks it will fuck Japser up for the rest of his life they they left him for a little while. It gets more insane where other people can't get their cat and only Phil and Kat can since they're his 'parents'. Insane.
'We can't travel right now, its not in the cards', 'maybe in the long term but our first priority is Jasper' like hes a fucking new born. He says 'Later on in our lives' they can have a honeymoon and travel. What so his lifes on hold from leaving the house for the next 10+ years? Jaspers only 3.
This whole rant is filled with the craziest shit it gets worse the more I listen to it. 'We need to live with the consequances of our actions' since he thought he'd never afford to go on holiday. Real catholic guilt thing like Japser is his unplanned pregenancy. He also thinks Jasper mewoing loudly in a cat carrier to get to the vet is unqiue to him that shows 'he's very upset and disturbed' Like emotionally disturbed from tramua. And not something thats totally normal to all cats.

Jasper is way older than 3. He was first on stream in 2019 and they'd already owned him for a few months at that point. I'd say he was maybe 2 at that point? So 7 or 8 now.

Other than that, yeah. I think this whole thing started because Phil notices Jasper, like 95% of cats, doesn't like car rides to the vet. Part of him thought, hey, Jasper actually will be traumatized if they go on vacation. Of course if they left Jasper would just go back to his nap and be fine, but we all know that. Then he realized he could use this "we can't travel while Jasper is alive" idea to keep from spending money on a vacation for the other Kat. So he's been feeding her (ha) this "our cat will have lifelong trauma if someone else takes care of him for a week" for long enough that he believes it, and she's got the intelligence of a tree stump so of course SHE believes it. In this one he sounds SO dumb that you'd think he'd vary the story a bit to save face. Instead he just doubles down on how you're cruel if you own a pet and take a vacation.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

Other than that, yeah. I think this whole thing started because Phil notices Jasper, like 95% of cats, doesn't like car rides to the vet. Part of him thought, hey, Jasper actually will be traumatized if they go on vacation.

My cat has severe anxiety, he gets super stressed if i leave him for like 5+ days (someone comes and checks on him) and he hates strangers but his vet gave me gabapentin i put in his food for him to calm the fuck down and it works like a charm.

It would take Phil a day to work out a solution, but he doesn't like solutions he hides behind excuses and lies to prop up his image and keep those hogans pulling.

He does not love his wife, he uses her for meals and for someone to talk to because he can't be truthful with anyone else even if hes only feeding her half truths.

 

[Elbe]

All this 'cat parent' bullshit is just cover - neither of them want to go on honeymoon with each other.

When their son does finally die the next excuse will be "Oh, Kat needs time to grieve. What do I mean be that? Let me explain...."