Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[She Brings The Rain]

"Tammy's taking the potato home"
Well yeah, Jack, she can't just leave you there.

J: "Werr we suppose to geddit with budder?"
T: "it melted"
J: "Oh OK, goddit!"
Wtf did jack think the phlegm glob on his steak was? Did he not even see it?

Tammy asked for a plate for Jack's potato (??), but it didn't seem to come. A+ report card, but you know they aren't leaving a tip because of that.

I do not believe Jack (Tammy) tips at all. They're the type of inconsiderate retards that think servers should get real jobs if they want to make money, while likely also complaining and withholding tips when said servers get real jobs and restaurants are understaffed. Remember, Jack is the one that said he immediately orders a second order of fries when he's seated and gets the first order, and docks from their tip if they take too long. They will look for any reason to not tip.

 

[a terminal posture]

This stupid nigger somehow manages to beat VEVOR MEAT SLICER for the 'how not to demonstrate equipment' award. He actually sets the target temp on his smoker ribs to... 195 degrees! There is nothing wrong with this, you're breaking down the meat to make it tender at this range, but you don't need monitor temperatures if you are doing this. The meat is DUN.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag

Alright he's fat and disabled because of his own doing by lifestyle choices but Jack isn't a retard (just stupid) with no self-awareness sorry Jack knows what he does. He's a thin-skinned little bitch who thinks he's an expert but doesn't know Jack shit. He morally grandstands and judges' others while not living up to those morals himself. Jack is made fun of because he deserves it if he was thin and in perfect health, he'd still deserve it.

 

[Gulls on Film]

This stupid nigger somehow manages to beat VEVOR MEAT SLICER for the 'how not to demonstrate equipment' award. He actually sets the target temp on his smoker ribs to... 195 degrees! There is nothing wrong with this, you're breaking down the meat to make it tender at this range, but you don't need monitor temperatures if you are doing this. The meat is DUN.

"MEATMEET"

Why is he reviewing the gay hookup app that Junior uses?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack rambling about conspiracies as though his waifu isn't running the government with the people he chose, also if election tampering is a thing, Jack would be crying way more about it now





Jack talks about being healthy



Then retweets this

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack spends nearly half of the video explaining that the product is named MEATMEET, it's pretty catchy, that's M-E-A-T-M-E-E-T, that's one word, it's called MEATMEET, comment below for MEATMEET, it's two words put together, MEAT and MEET...

The seasoning bottle makes a knocking noise as he shakes it because it's expired and most of the contents have congealed into a hard mass.

The old baby-music intro makes a cameo appearance over a montage of raw pieces of meat sitting in place.



Don't you just want to wrap your lips around Jack's grey shriveled lump of MEATMEET?...

Jack struggles to get the ribs down his gullet, narrowly missing an opportunity to lodge meat in his esophagus and put us all out of our misery.

Jack keeps putting a kitchen towel to his mouth as he eats, almost out of habit, which makes me think his facial paralysis causes problems with keeping chewed food in his mouth.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

What a bunch of slobs

Nice of Carolyn to hop on her broom long enough to join them. What the fuck was the deep fried slop she was wolfing down?


Donn who looks like he was crawling inside hvac ducts all day before joining the rest of the family

Tammy and qarolynn wearing the latest cringey Jesus shirts cringe wear. What a ridiculous sight!



Fuck imma move to Nashville

 

[christ5president2024]

Alright he's fat and disabled because of his own doing by lifestyle choices but Jack isn't a retard (just stupid) with no self-awareness sorry Jack knows what he does. He's a thin-skinned little bitch who thinks he's an expert but doesn't know Jack shit. He morally grandstands and judges' others while not living up to those morals himself. Jack is made fun of because he deserves it if he was thin and in perfect health, he'd still deserve it.

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

 

[souschef]

Jack spends nearly half of the video explaining that the product is named MEATMEET, it's pretty catchy, that's M-E-A-T-M-E-E-T, that's one word, it's called MEATMEET, comment below for MEATMEET, it's two words put together, MEAT and MEET...

The seasoning bottle makes a knocking noise as he shakes it because it's expired and most of the contents have congealed into a hard mass.

The old baby-music intro makes a cameo appearance over a montage of raw pieces of meat sitting in place.

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Don't you just want to wrap your lips around Jack's grey shriveled lump of MEATMEET?...

Jack struggles to get the ribs down his gullet, narrowly missing an opportunity to lodge meat in his esophagus and put us all out of our misery.

Jack keeps putting a kitchen towel to his mouth as he eats, almost out of habit, which makes me think his facial paralysis causes problems with keeping chewed food in his mouth.

That grill is so god damn filthy

 

[It's just my art style]

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Don't you just want to wrap your lips around Jack's grey shriveled lump of MEATMEET?...

I'm sure I'm not the only one to say this but there's something genuinely fucking impressive about how this man is, after so many years, still totally incapable of cooking anything worth a damn.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag

Jack is a self-proclaimed Christian and bitches about morality constantly. We are just measuring him with his own ruler he tries to measure others with.
That's not seething or moralfagging.

IMO laughter and amusement at the expense of retarded people is normal, anger is not. If someone finds themselves upset about Jack Scalfani, they should self reflect

Believe it or not, he isn't actually, literally retarded.
If he were genuinely mentally disabled, I wouldn't be laughing. It's not his fault.

He's a piece of human garbage. Most loud obnoxious fatties just happen to also be pieces of human trash.
Getting upset at their existence which is a net negative to humanity and a blight on society is 100% natural and normal. I don't need to self-reflect. Sitting next to one twice during long flights made this fact abundantly clear.

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

Feel free to point me to users who sent SWATs to Scalfatty or tried to ruin his life by doing retarded shit. I'll personally ban them.

 

[souschef]

I'm sure I'm not the only one to say this but there's something genuinely fucking impressive about how this man is, after so many years, still totally incapable of cooking anything worth a damn.

He didn't even achieve novice level. He can't spread seasoning evenly, just an half assed pour where half of the meat is without seasoning and the other half has a lump of powder that will burn, resulting in a dish that looks like a fiery car crash victim

 

[Marc]

Concerning the comments about Jack's "sneezning" clumping into audibly large rocks: He's too fucking lazy to either screw the lids of shakers with threaded lids on all the way, or to close the flip-top dispenser lids until they snap back into place. And because the sneeznings he favors are all full of brown sugar and granulated garlic and/or onion given to clumping in the first place, there are most likely granules of sneezning sticking around the hinges of the flip-top lids or in the threads of the screw-on lids, which Jack is too lazy to clear so that the shaker jars can be resealed in more than a half-assed way that doesn't turn his sneeznings into little more than sweet-tasting desiccants absorbing air moisture and kitchen odors.

He has Hambrosia return each open shaker of SHUGUR to one of the many cabinets he can't reach from his scooty-puff or toilet wheelchair once he's done piling it on his MEEETMEEETZ like it's hair loss concealer, where it's stored until the next time Jagg needs to pretend he doesn't hear how clumped his sneaky carnivore SHUGUR sneezning is.

I repeat: It's laziness; rather than anything Strokey's too disabled to maintain (a single, opposable thumb is sufficient to clear debris from around the lid of a shaker). The Scalfatties seem like one of those white trash households that have dozens of stale items in their pantries as a consequence of opening them for a single use before storing without resealing, and in which no one is willing to find fault with the practice or themselves.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

"Subhuman" is giving us far too much credit, we're way worse.

Faggot.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Believe it or not, he isn't actually, literally retarded.
If he were genuinely mentally disabled, I wouldn't be laughing. It's not his fault.

Yeah Jack is just really stupid white trash, different from someone with the 'tism

 

[Fascist Frederick]

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

Yes we are all Kiwi Farms users, great observation skills, Detective.

 

[AnOminous]

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

And you are a seething, crying faggot. KYS.

Believe it or not, he isn't actually, literally retarded.

He kind of is at this point but it's his own fault. He is totally stroked out, has no idea where he is half the time and has to ask Tammy, doesn't know what day it is, can't remember what he just ordered.

But none of this lard-based brain damage has caused him to change a single thing.

 

[ZipDisk]

Shadup and eat tallow Jack. It's CARNIVORE

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Tuned into the live show this morning. (Was a few minutes late.) Not sure how far I'll get, because he is genuinely one of the most unpleasant people scooting the earth, but I'll try.

"I don't want them [DeepSeek] to steal my banking information."

You mean Tammy's banking information?

"I don't do anything that I'm ashamed of."

Oh, right, that's why federal agents or whatever showed up at your door a few months back, right?

Someone in chat: Jack is part of a group that can be marginalized: disabled people. And "woke" content supports marginalized groups
Jack: I don't know what that means

Of course, you don't. Doesn't matter that it was stated plainly. Cognitive dissonance isn't just a river in Egypt.

This continues...

Different person in chat: Jack isn't disabled because he can still do his calling
Jack: Yeah!
First person: The ability to 'do your calling' has no bearing on if you're disabled or not

This causes Jack to admit that while he is "technically" disabled, because he can't walk around an amusement park like he used to (which, lol, OK, that's the bar now), he actually isn't, because:

1. He still has a brain
2. He can still do math
3. He can still walk around the house
4. He can still cook
5. There are people "more disabled" who are "worse off"

I love the physics engine of Jack's universe. Anyone who is bad at math or can't cook is disabled. That's not even getting into how, I guess, there is actually only ONE disabled person on the whole planet: whoever is The Worst Off.

Other (boring) notes before I bailed after about 15 minutes:

• He makes fun of people for being "paranoid" and caring about if he uses AI in his photos (ignoring the fact people "care" because he always generates the worst images possible)
• He defends typing in all caps -- it doesn't mean he's angry! He likes being able to write GOOD MORNING on Facebook! (His actual statement)
• He thinks Trump is doing "a great job" and laments the fact that people on the Antioch Facebook page were offering to help get groceries for their neighbors if their neighbors were afraid to go outside due to ICE
  • Offering to help people who may or may not be here illegally is the same as harboring a fugitive
• He learned "Jack Russell" was a dog breed name AFTER he named Junior this
  • One, how
  • Two, that also means Jack went his OWN whole life without knowing this -- amazing

One last thing worth quoting...

Someone in chat: Do you have any tips for first-time dog adopters like me?
Jack: You don't want a dog that's already been broken emotionally because you're going to have a lot of trouble

Psalm 82:3
Defend the weak and the fatherless; uphold the cause of the poor and the oppressed

Acts 20:35
In everything I did, I showed you that by this kind of hard work we must help the weak

Deuteronomy 15:10-11
You shall give to him freely, and your heart shall not be grudging when you give to him

 

[ILikeYou]

That was me in the chat who brought up how 'woke' content supports marginalized groups, and both Jack and one or two other ppl in the chat were unable to comprehend the meaning of my statement. I'm not sure if that was intentional 'misunderstanding' bc they want to act like it's not possible that jack's disabled, or genuine idiocy. Similarly, someone in the chat today was unable to understand why there's not a *white* history month, only a black history month that they hope Trump has eliminated, like they heard happened recently. Or why feminism exists as a movement, but not 'masculinism,' as Jack and Charles brought up in their ''F' as in Frank' episode, recently. Idk how someone could be so dense that they don't understand that it's only groups with a history of oppression that require social movements to elevate them. Someone in the chat also mentioned that Jack is only 'hurt' not disabled. Do they foresee him healing?!