Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
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Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag
I laugh at all fat and disabled people though, why should Jack be the exception?
 
Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag
Interesting that whenever you appear in this thread, it’s just always copious amounts of guntguarding of Jack. 5/10 for effort if ragebaiting.
 
Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag
No we're laughing at him. And you for being an actual moralfag.

I mean usually you show up and try gatekeeping Fatty Scalfatty and, for some reason, are now acting differently.

IMO laughter and amusement at the expense of retarded people is normal, anger is not. If someone finds themselves upset about Jack Scalfani, they should self reflect
You're still a massive bitch-ass nigger faggot either way.
 
It shows a severe lack of class that they wear a hat indoors like that.

You walk inside, you take your hat off and you never wear it when you're eating.

The entire Scalfatty clan is so trashy.
As someone who almost never wears hats, why is it seen as such a disrespectful thing? Sure, it's weird as hell if you're wearing a baseball cap in some fancy place like that Sopranos clip, but does it really matter if you're in a fast food place like Jack always is? Serious question.
 
Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag
Using words you don't know the meaning of makes you dumb just like Jack.

As someone who almost never wears hats, why is it seen as such a disrespectful thing? Sure, it's weird as hell if you're wearing a baseball cap in some fancy place like that Sopranos clip, but does it really matter if you're in a fast food place like Jack always is? Serious question.
It's just etiquette. A tradition thing. Common in christian countries. Weird that Jack, who fancies himself a christian, wouldn't show a little humbleness on table. (not really)
 
IMO laughter and amusement at the expense of retarded people is normal, anger is not. If someone finds themselves upset about Jack Scalfani, they should self reflect
It's all just mean words, there's very little functional difference between what you call "laughing" and what you call "anger" in the context of Jack. If Jack posts a video of himself struggling with an every day task and I go: "HAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING RETARD! IMAGINE NOT BEING ABLE TO OPEN A LID!" and someone else goes: "FUCK THIS FAT PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE HE CHOKES ON A BLACK COCK AND DIES", what difference is there really? We both just said mean things about a self-crippled glutton. Now if someone drove 10 hours to personally fuck with Jack then that's a different story and I'd classify that as actual anger, and they probably should self reflect, but until that happens it's all just mean words and nobody should give a shit, not even Jack, or you.
 
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>Says recent tragedy is a conpsiracy
>Doesn't elaborate
>Calls everyone "sheep"

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Jack that is not what people complain about AI for you fat retard

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It looks like Jack didn't do his Livestream yesterday. Does anyone know why that is?
idk hes probably too retarded to remember what day it is. I dont think hes dead, this motherfucker will live until the end of time hes one of he people too retarded to die. This is an old post but Im keeping it because I was vindicated by Commas post on the last page.
He legit can't remember which day of the week
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Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag
no i promise you dude im laughing at him because hes a fat incompetant idiot at something everyone can do, calls himself a master and he got fat because he ate it all on top of normal meals. Then hell have some benign platitude about nobody trusts a skinny chef-- no, no, a skinny chef, people eat their food and they work hard. Hes fat and lazy and dumb.

And hes a faggot in denial.

Hes like a self righteous punching bag, hes slow, heavy, and kind of easy and fun to hit. Hell never hit back because he cant.
 
Then hell have some benign platitude about nobody trusts a skinny chef-- no, no, a skinny chef, people eat their food and they work hard. Hes fat and lazy and dumb.
I've met a few chubby chefs, but those are more on the consulting side of the business, they of course spent a lot of time sweating on the stove. Most chefs (servicemen in general, cooks, bartenders, linecooks) are slim or athletic. Got to be. You have to be nimble, you work on your feet for 8~9 hours a day, some do doubles (i did 14h sometimes). Imagine being a fat fuck in a busy place where people will move constantly around you, sometimes with hot pans? You burn a LOT of calories working on a kitchen, Jack wouldn't last a day in this business, he himself said that it's too much of a chore record him doing whatever the fuck he calls cooking
 
I laugh at Jack because he IS a fat fucking literal retard who amuses me with his retarded cooking and I can't wait till he dies and we all laugh.
I laugh because he is a narcissistic cunt who gluttoned himself into retardation and becoming crippled, and to this day internally screeches and demands Daddy-God fix it via miracles. Fuck PT and fuck dietary changes; Daddy-God has to fix it FOR him. Motherfucker lowkey blames God for his own spoiled toddleresque entitlement causing him his misfortunes.
 
IMO laughter and amusement at the expense of retarded people is normal, anger is not. If someone finds themselves upset about Jack Scalfani, they should self reflect
Hi, junior! Your dad is a fat, old retard and you're a fat retard who will grow up to be a fat, old retard like your dad
 
As someone who almost never wears hats, why is it seen as such a disrespectful thing? Sure, it's weird as hell if you're wearing a baseball cap in some fancy place like that Sopranos clip, but does it really matter if you're in a fast food place like Jack always is? Serious question.
It's a question of style, etiquette and respect. Traditionally when a man entered inside a home or private office he'd take his hat off. So walking about with it is fine. Walking into a mall or office building you keep it on. Walking into a doctor's office you'd take it off along with your coat. When a man would meet a woman he'd remove his hat, tip it, or at the very least touch the brim which again showed respect. Respect is something Fatty lacks.

In restaurants like some fast food place nobody really cares. Keep it on, take it off, it's all the same. A casual, family style place where there's a server you take it off. It's just what you do as it again shows respect to the server and the restaurant. The problem is wearing it indoors like Fatty does becomes normalized. You see others doing it so you figure, "must be okay for me to do it" and soon you just have these yokels wearing their hats everywhere they go.

>Says recent tragedy is a conpsiracy
>Doesn't elaborate
>Calls everyone "sheep"
Of course. More people say it just happened, the more Fatty thinks it has to be the opposite because he's such a big brainer.
 
It's just etiquette. A tradition thing. Common in christian countries. Weird that Jack, who fancies himself a christian, wouldn't show a little humbleness on table. (not really)
I think it came from a passage in the Old Testament, growing up I was taught to never wear one inside at all, no matter where we were. Which you'd think they would have gone over in Bible study at the megachurch.
 
I think it came from a passage in the Old Testament, growing up I was taught to never wear one inside at all, no matter where we were. Which you'd think they would have gone over in Bible study at the megachurch.
IIRC, in catholicism, men should uncover themselves in a church while women should remain covered. At least in the olden days.
Not sure about other Christian denominations or about other places, though one would argue a restaurant IS a place of worship for Fatty
 
"Tammy's taking the potato home"
Well yeah, Jack, she can't just leave you there.

J: "Werr we suppose to geddit with budder?"
T: "it melted"
J: "Oh OK, goddit!"
Wtf did jack think the phlegm glob on his steak was? Did he not even see it?

Tammy asked for a plate for Jack's potato (??), but it didn't seem to come. A+ report card, but you know they aren't leaving a tip because of that.
 
Wtf did jack think the phlegm glob on his steak was? Did he not even see it?
He's practically blind at this point. He's admitted that he can't read the words on a screen and that means when he goes to the movies he can't actually see the action. Meaning he only goes to eat popcorn and to listen to what's going on. Which is why he can't actually give a review or anything. He has no idea what's going on. But then he's a mushbrain due to all those strokes so it's not like he's really got the option to be anything else.
 
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