Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[abobe]

I couldn't imagine taking your water flavoring inside a restaurant dining room and squirting into your glass.

What's up with his lip in this one? I thought it was a crumb or something at first, but he has it throughout the entire video.

In the "review" he said it's a burn. I wonder what food item he couldn't wait to cool down before shoving down in his gullet.

 

[Marc]

What's up with his lip in this one? I thought it was a crumb or something at first, but he has it throughout the entire video.

As mentioned above, he says at 7:50 that he “has a little burn” on his lip (it’s a big blood scab) - Which just raises more questions.

No one else is commenting on how it’s a video Jack filmed in December and forgot to upload. And as retarded as he acts in the video, he looks and sounds remarkably better than he does in his videos filmed only a month later. He also has the plate of deep-fried deviled eggs situated directly in front of himself, but didn’t film himself eating any; simply because he was still pretending to be KARNIVOUR last month, when he filmed this. I've previously pointed out that every one of Jack's "diets" have consisted of limiting only what he eats on camera, then lying about it. It's telling that he gets fatter and fatter any time he goes on one of his all-fat-and-grease diets; because he films himself smugly eating piles of meat and butter, then eats tons of the shit he pretends not to DURING videos by filming himself ordering the shit and then turning the camera off. The guy eats like Mr. Creosote, but pretends it's a secret.

Though I was confident of it before, I’m now 100% convinced that Jack is legally blind; and just faking it about as well as he pretends to be able to stand or walk. The reason he had to ask Tammy to confirm that she had dipped her onion ring, then that there was indeed a pool of butter on his steak, is because Jagoff can’t see anything directly in front of himself. This is why his movie "reviews" have no details other than whether he remembers feeling gay during them.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack's timely review of "Mum-wana 2", in which he almost forgets what movie he was about to review because he got triggered by someone pointing out his Disney boycott.

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He is so grating and unpleasant to listen to. Not only literally but also spiritually. Those two minutes felt like 10 because all he does is posture and moralize and threaten (and make stuff up to suit his narrative at a given moment).

 

[ILikeYou]

Jack's face is becoming more and more two separate halves that have nothing to do with one another. At the end of that 'Jack on the Go' episode, his strokey side is blinking and his soyface side isn't! His lips look so patulous and coarse. When he did the interview w/ his brother on feminism, recently, he was doing this weird pre-thought/trying to think, mouthing along with his brother as his brother spoke, like just an absolute mentally delayed person. How far is this going to go, before he decides he can no longer appear on camera? I think he might livestream his own death, actually, in the end. It's good for views, you know?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

lol fatty talking about the good food, but it's not carnivore. such a fraud

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

How far is this going to go, before he decides he can no longer appear on camera?

I genuinely believe Jack is too far gone to recognize he's well past the point where he should have stopped uploading. The real question is will TamHam put her trotter down and stop the enabling before he is spiraling the drain on his literal death bed?

 

[souschef]

Since Jack is so clearly disabled and retarded, what does that make the people who get mad at him

Jack is disabled and retarded, but functional enough so he SHOULD know better to respect food. I despise Jack because he shits on an art that many people (me included) love and work hard with.

I'm not a jackass that would make fun of you because you're bad at cooking IF you're willing and humble enough to LEARN. Jack is the opposite of that: he is not willing to better himself, he doesn't want to. It's always something elses fault. "Oh, this utensile isn't gud enuf", "oh, using fresh ingredients is bad because they turn to mush". No Jack, it's your falt. You're an inverted Midas: everything you touch turns to shit. His place is waddling through the corridors of wallmart on a mobility scooter while shitting himself, not calling himself a cook. He's not a cook, he's not cut for it, he couldn't be a prep cook, he couldn't even be a steward. All he does is to poison the well with his shitty content, instead of teaching, spreading bad practices. I'm not even go there, about how bad of a family man he is. Despising him because of his disrespect of a traditional profession is all i'm wlling to do.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Ah yes...both guys wearing baseball hats at the table, Tammy licking/sucking her fingers and Jack annoyingly filming other people eating and asking idiotic questions/asking surprised by the answers. What more could you ask for...

It shows a severe lack of class that they wear a hat indoors like that.

You walk inside, you take your hat off and you never wear it when you're eating.

The entire Scalfatty clan is so trashy.

 

[souschef]

It shows a severe lack of class that they wear a hat indoors like that.

You walk inside, you take your hat off and you never wear it when you're eating.

The entire Scalfatty clan is so trashy.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I wanted to post that clip as it's one of the first things I thought of but it's been posted before in reference to Fatty and his trashiness.

 

[Tiresome]

No one else is commenting on how it’s a video Jack filmed in December and forgot to upload.

It would have to be. If the restaurant still had a tree up past New Year's, Jack would be fucking raging. He hates Christmas decor except for a VERY narrow window of time because he is an anti-Christian, irreligious, selfish and easily triggered prick.

 

[Marc]

will TamHam put her trotter down and stop the enabling before he is spiraling the drain on his literal death bed?

She's been actively assisting in his slow suicide for years; and his doctors would likely ban her from feeding him if they could. Hammy is happy to be the scapegoat when Jack orders extra entrées or carbohydrate-laden sides for himself ("Tammy's gonna take that potato home"), chauffeurs Baby Huey to Taco Bell four or five days in a row so he can ask if their new promotional item he's not going to eat is back in stock, sneaks fast food into the hospital whenever he's on restricted diets following his most recent catastrophic stroke, and seemingly never calls him out on his blatant lies - Probably because he's a terrible person to be around; and she's happy that food both pacifies him and hastens his death. Otherwise, nothing about her role in his miserable life makes any sense.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Well punch me in the face,” Jack says when he reads the menu. I deeply admire the restraint of everyone who heard that and didn’t give him what he asked for.

 

[lindsayfan]

Bona fide peckerwoods as the brothers would call them.

where i'm from peckerwood is a term of respect -- meaning roughly the type of stand-up white guy people don't want to mess with. doesn't describe anyone in jack's clan of amerigoblins

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

where i'm from peckerwood is a term of respect -- meaning roughly the type of stand-up white guy people don't want to mess with. doesn't describe anyone in jack's clan of amerigoblins

Sounds similar to the Florida/Georgia crackers even though the term is a slur against whites when used by blacks.

The two "crackers" have different origins though.

 

[AnOminous]

Since Jack is so clearly disabled and retarded, what does that make the people who get mad at him

Based as fuck.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Can't wait for the live show this weekend. Does he pretend to be broken up about the plane crash in D.C. and lament how it all could've been prevented if not for Woke DEI? I'm genuinely curious how far gone he is.

 

[christ5president2024]

Jack is disabled and retarded, but functional enough so he SHOULD know better to respect food. I despise Jack because he shits on an art that many people (me included) love and work hard with.

I'm not a jackass that would make fun of you because you're bad at cooking IF you're willing and humble enough to LEARN. Jack is the opposite of that: he is not willing to better himself, he doesn't want to. It's always something elses fault. "Oh, this utensile isn't gud enuf", "oh, using fresh ingredients is bad because they turn to mush". No Jack, it's your falt. You're an inverted Midas: everything you touch turns to shit. His place is waddling through the corridors of wallmart on a mobility scooter while shitting himself, not calling himself a cook. He's not a cook, he's not cut for it, he couldn't be a prep cook, he couldn't even be a steward. All he does is to poison the well with his shitty content, instead of teaching, spreading bad practices. I'm not even go there, about how bad of a family man he is. Despising him because of his disrespect of a traditional profession is all i'm wlling to do.

Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag

I laugh at Jack because he IS a fat fucking literal retard who amuses me with his retarded cooking and I can't wait till he dies and we all laugh.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

She's been actively assisting in his slow suicide for years; and his doctors would likely ban her from feeding him if they could. Hammy is happy to be the scapegoat when Jack orders extra entrées or carbohydrate-laden sides for himself ("Tammy's gonna take that potato home"), chauffeurs Baby Huey to Taco Bell four or five days in a row so he can ask if their new promotional item he's not going to eat is back in stock, sneaks fast food into the hospital whenever he's on restricted diets following his most recent catastrophic stroke, and seemingly never calls him out on his blatant lies - Probably because he's a terrible person to be around; and she's happy that food both pacifies him and hastens his death. Otherwise, nothing about her role in his miserable life makes any sense.

Tammy's role in Jack's life is a continual mystery to me. But it's also familiar. I've (unfortunately) known my fair share of narcissists in real life, and not one of them was as alone and shunned as they should've been.

One had a husband who chose to make children with her. One had a doting boyfriend. One had a wife who spent 30-40 years of her life excusing his embarrassing behavior. One had convinced a whole random family that she was a saint, so they let her live in their home, rent-free, and control their finances.

It's astonishing. You wonder how anyone can be fooled by these people, let alone love them, follow their lead, etc. Take this insufferable video, for example (starting it at the most unbearable sequence). My skin crawls at this. But there's Tamantha -- in front of her friend, her young son, etc., doing literally nothing but smiling blankly as her husband insults everyone with his performative nonsense (including his mother who clearly hates him).

She gets something out of it. Still trying to figure out what. I guess what every codependent enabler gets out of such things.