Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[CFC-12]

Jack's timely review of "Mum-wana 2", in which he almost forgets what movie he was about to review because he got triggered by someone pointing out his Disney boycott.

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Actually insane review. The only information whatsoever we get about the film is that "they cut out the woke shit" and "it was gud". Seriously, he spends half this complaining about Disney being woke and doesn't tell you anything whatsoever about the plot. Like, I don't exactly expect a whole-ass RedLetterMedia breakdown from Scalfatty, but holy shit, tell us literally ONE THING about the film you saw dude, christ.

I have to wonder if his entire criteria for being a gud film is not being woke.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack's timely review of "Mum-wana 2", in which he almost forgets what movie he was about to review because he got triggered by someone pointing out his Disney boycott.

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With how often Jack repeats himself in his reviews, I wonder what movies he sees that are thinking about promoting political agendas and shit. The most I heard is of the Mario Movie because Peach wasn't a damsel and that Moon movie which he malded over

Hell this is the second time I've seen a weirdo conservative review this month glazing the direct to dvd turned theatrical movie

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Actually insane review. The only information whatsoever we get about the film is that "they cut out the woke shit" and "it was gud". Seriously, he spends half this complaining about Disney being woke and doesn't tell you anything whatsoever about the plot. Like, I don't exactly expect a whole-ass RedLetterMedia breakdown from Scalfatty, but holy shit, tell us literally ONE THING about the film you saw dude, christ.

I have to wonder if his entire criteria for being a gud film is not being woke.

And his standard for a film being "woke" is essentially whether or not there's an openly gay character. He's unable to detect anything more subtle than that. He even cites The Marvels as "the turning point" when Disney stopped being woke.

With how often Jack repeats himself in his reviews, I wonder what movies he sees that are thinking about promoting political agendas and shit. The most I heard is of the Mario Movie because Peach wasn't a damsel and that Moon movie which he malded over

I think he usually just skips doing reviews of movies he finds to be "woke". The other week he posted on Facebook about watching the Netflix series "Black Doves" and says he stopped watching it because of "political agendas" (apparently there's a fairly graphic gay sex scene in the first episode)

 

[densedance]

And his standard for a film being "woke" is essentially whether or not there's an openly gay character. He's unable to detect anything more subtle than that. He even cites The Marvels as "the turning point" when Disney stopped being woke.


I think he usually just skips doing reviews of movies he finds to be "woke". The other week he posted on Facebook about watching the Netflix series "Black Doves" and says he stopped watching it because of "political agendas" (apparently there's a fairly graphic gay sex scene in the first episode)

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I know this fat fuck is a narcissist and as long as he can post "content" he's happy with it. But fuck me, why does he even bother watching movie/series etc if everything is WOEK.

 

[Marc]

I know this fat fuck is a narcissist and as long as he can post "content" he's happy with it. But fuck me, why does he even bother watching movie/series etc if everything is WOEK.

He can't even physically see what's on the theater screen or follow the plot of children's films - That's why those details are missing from his "reviews." As you alluded to, Jack only bothers to see movies so he can eat popcorn for two hours straight and have something to talk about into his phone while he resembles a cursed egg.

 

[christ5president2024]

Since Jack is so clearly disabled and retarded, what does that make the people who get mad at him

 

[ZipDisk]

Reminds me of Jack’s fixation with menus that have pictures.

Subway. He's talking about Subway. They used to have wallpaper with lettuce, onions, and tomatoes.

person's name is somehow sacred?

I'm actually a little fucking sick of cute nicknames. Granted, Jack makes it incredibly easy.

Remember when he microwaved horribly freezer burned garlic in a plastic bag and the bag melted and he used it anyway?

Jack LIKED the taste of burning plastic, he always used to snatch food out of the microwave while it was still hot to guzzle down. He would burn himself, and it was a video highlight. Tammy put an end to that.

C5, Jack is a miserable sack of shit, so watching him reap the benefit of his own actions is incredibly cathartic. I feel like a lot of people in this thread have had a Jack or Tammy in their family, who will snatch food off your plate while lecturing you on being godly.

 

[AnOminous]

And his standard for a film being "woke" is essentially whether or not there's an openly gay character.

I've always found that hilarious considering how obviously a latent queer he is.

 

[Tiresome]

Since Jack is so clearly disabled and retarded, what does that make the people who get mad at him

Junior! How does it feel to proudly share the name of a fat useless fake-Christian stroke-ridden troglodyte?

 

[Marc]

Since Jack is so clearly disabled and retarded, what does that make the people who get mad at him

It suggests that they have a functioning internal monologue, and the capacity to recognize and object to evil.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And his standard for a film being "woke" is essentially whether or not there's an openly gay character.

Which is ironic as he's such a massive faggot.

Since Jack is so clearly disabled and retarded, what does that make the people who get mad at him

Fuck off Qali.

 

[p1138]

Since Jack is so clearly disabled and retarded, what does that make the people who get mad at him

Welcome back Qali.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What does "Good old story" mean

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What does "Good old story" mean

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It still boggles my mind that anyone follows him unironically.

 

[Super Hans v2]

It still boggles my mind that anyone follows him unironically.

Jack is fat, worthless, and retarded, but he's far from the only one. Like that one time he met a fan during one of his hospital visits a thousand pages ago, and he looked even more dysgenic than Jack.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

What does "Good old story" mean

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"And give the movie an A grade"

The only thing A grade is how much of a retard Jagoff is.

 

[30+GameOvers]

How is this retard still alive?

 

[ddlloo]

How is this retard still alive?

God is dead.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

How is this retard still alive?

spite

 

[p1138]

How is this retard still alive?

His quality of life has degraded so slowly that he thinks his experience is the norm for people(because he's a narcissist and a moron afterall), that he hasn't realized he should have blown his brains out half a decade ago.