Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

When the wendigo finally flees and Jack's carcass mercifully dies for good, I hope someone reposts the clip of Fatty breaking into tears at the nerve impulse therapy giving him motion in his candy claw again. I think Fats experienced a real, positive human emotion for the first time in, likely, decades, and something that wasn't a belly full of sugared bacon fat triggering exhausted spurts of dopamine. For that brief moment the universe showed him the possibility of a better, more hopeful life, and it lasted bare seconds before he was being carted off by Hammy for gallons of grease-soaked popcorn at the movie theater while gurgling furiously about only getting eight eggs for breakfast.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why are you flipping eggs and calling it an omelette? Jesus dude. Just fold it like you are supposed to.

Sometimes the top needs to be cooked or finished as well especially if it's a three-egg omelette and it's pretty thick. The bottom is browned but the top is still semi-uncooked. Meaning you cooked it at too high a temp or the cheese hasn't melted properly yet.

Yet Jack keeps going to Mega Churches

You go for Him... and yet why the need to go to church? You could pray and commune with God anywhere. There's no need to go to a church. In fact, if you read your bible, Jesus was against that.

Jacques Pépin's traditional French omelette remains the best (just cook it slightly longer if you want it firm all the way through):

Jacques was always one of the best cooks on TV. The guy genuinely loved food and was passionate about teaching others.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Jacques was always one of the best cooks on TV. The guy genuinely loved food and was passionate about teaching others.

Between him admitting he makes little tortilla pizzas as a quick meal and the time he made a cheese sauce and, looking into the camera with a knowing look, tossed a Kraft single in, he's my favorite televised chef.

Can we conclude that there was no bagged garlic mishap and the poster who mentioned it was just confusing it with the bagged omelette video? Because I have no recollection of bagged, boiled garlic and if such a vid exists I really, really want to see it. I do vaguely recall a video in which he tried preserving garlic and it went really wrong, so maybe the two videos got mixed up in the kiwis head?

Sorry not sorry that I'm too much of a lazy man to go back and see which one of us started this discussion.

 

[Marc]

Searching for "garlic" in this thread brings up some funny posts referring to Jack's "nuclear garlic", him claiming that chopping garlic damages your knives, him taking brown, heavily oxidized and cryo-burnt garlic out of the freezer and referring to it as "fresh" as he tosses it into oil, referring to a shallot as "a cross between onion and garlic", etc. Jack's going straight to hell.

 

[Bassomatic]

Man logging into Jack thread and seeing Jacques it's really not apples to oranges it's like not north to south it's like a black hole (jacks stomach) to a star.

Jacques is badass and one of momma basso's favs. Actually we might go to momma basso's for super bowl and last week Jacques put a baked wing recipe on she plans to try.

He's also wholesome AF when he has his daughter and grand daughter on. Can see the love. Do treat yourselves to watching him and Julia child together. It's peak kino, educational as well.

 

[ILikeYou]

According to the Internet, between 5 and 20 percent of people are estimated to have misophonia, which can cause reactions ranging from mild to severe displeasure--and even violent rage, often in response to hearing mouth sounds. Anyone with even an ounce of interest in engaging an audience would edit out the sounds of them chewing food, but he just leaves it in. I can't tell you how many times I've been in a panic to hit the mute button at the end of a Cooking w/ Jack episode, a few seconds too late. He never thinks about things like that, does he?

Also, why does Jack say 'sorry' for any little thing he does on camera, that requires no apology, like forgetting to take the cap off a bottle before trying to pour it, for instance? I bet he does that in real life, too, and I think it's maybe a combo of genuinely feeling like an idiot who must supplicate himself, and maybe also wanting to appear mild and meek by saying sorry, even if it's at the wrong times. It's kind of like him covering his mouth when he giggles: it's meant to be demure and appealing, but is the exact opposite.

 

[AnOminous]

Make sure they're BPA free and don't actually stick them in boiling water.

Ziploc usually are. It's still a bad idea because they have a tendency to open up and then ruin whatever's inside. Those vomelets looked worse than the shit in the notorious vomelet MRE.

Can we conclude that there was no bagged garlic mishap and the poster who mentioned it was just confusing it with the bagged omelette video?

His specific method is he buys pre-skinned Great Value garlic cloves and then just freezes them without even olive oil to keep them from burning.

Here's an example of his incredibly freezer burned garlic:

I don't think this is from the video where he also burned it in the microwave.

 

[souschef]

him claiming that chopping garlic damages your knives

What? What??

 

[Super Hans v2]

His specific method is he buys pre-skinned Great Value garlic cloves and then just freezes them without even olive oil to keep them from burning.

What's even the point of buying jarlic if you're just going to throw it in the freezer for six months? Jack couldn't be more shit at anything if he tried.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

That poor fucking garlic. Imagine the taste.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Searching for "garlic" in this thread brings up some funny posts referring to Jack's "nuclear garlic", him claiming that chopping garlic damages your knives, him taking brown, heavily oxidized and cryo-burnt garlic out of the freezer and referring to it as "fresh" as he tosses it into oil, referring to a shallot as "a cross between onion and garlic", etc. Jack's going straight to hell.

The man is a retard, there's no denying that but to be fair shallots do have a slight garlicy flavor to them but they're not a cross between the two but they are of the same family as onions and garlic. But then this is the same guy that said aioli is just garlic mayonnaise. Sure it's an emulsion of garlic and oil which you can add an egg yolk to but in it's purest form it's literally just garlic, olive oil and salt.

Do treat yourselves to watching him and Julia child together. It's peak kino, educational as well.

They were great together. She said that Jacques was her favorite guest and I always felt he brought a certain energy to the show when they were together.

 

[AnOminous]

What's even the point of buying jarlic if you're just going to throw it in the freezer for six months? Jack couldn't be more shit at anything if he tried.

I usually just put it on the counter, but sometimes mince it, mix with a bit of olive oil, and put it in one of those little cube trays they sometimes put cilantro and other things in. I do something similar with basil when I have a lot of it, and have had that last well over a year before losing flavor. It's okay for sauces. It's also a good trick with demi-glace (or just thick stock).

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Didn't this guy cry about not getting Crumbl Cookie on time



Quote from the fit as a fiddle Jack Scalfani



Jack retweets something that he clearly doesn't follow



"Teach and help people"



Nicest guy ever



I'm sure people love your opinions on Apple products that you'll buy anyway

 

[semitooth]

Didn't this guy cry about not getting Crumbl Cookie on time

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Quote from the fit as a fiddle Jack Scalfani

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Jack retweets something that he clearly doesn't follow

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"Teach and help people"

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Nicest guy ever

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I'm sure people love your opinions on Apple products that you'll buy anyway

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you could eat nothing but Krispy Kreme donuts and those crumbl cookies every single day for the rest of your life and you'd still be healthier than jack scalfani

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"Teach and help people"

Jack seeks to dominate by any means available to him. His usual MO is to pretend he has superior knowledge and experience with which he’s eager to “help.” I’m not exaggerating at all when I say Jack Scalfani is a delusional sack of shit.

 

[lindsayfan]

jack lives to serve guys.

case in point, his "jack pack" mentee whom he recently featured on his thriving famous youtube channel:


wow!! but to be honest, i took that screenshot right when the collab dropped. so i'm sure (despite jack getting her channel name wrong in the promotion), she's experienced the legendary "scalfani bump." come in close:

 

[semitooth]

jack lives to serve guys.

case in point, his "jack pack" mentee whom he recently featured on his thriving famous youtube channel:
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wow!! but to be honest, i took that screenshot right when the collab dropped. so i'm sure (despite jack getting her channel name wrong in the promotion), she's experienced the legendary "scalfani bump." come in close:

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her channel description is so scalfani-esque I wonder if he wrote it lmao

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack's timely review of "Mum-wana 2", in which he almost forgets what movie he was about to review because he got triggered by someone pointing out his Disney boycott.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack's timely review of "Mum-wana 2", in which he almost forgets what movie he was about to review because he got triggered by someone pointing out his Disney boycott.

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Of course Jack has zero familiarity with the concept of forgiveness, which is dependent on repentance, which Disney has never sought.

He’s such a fucking stupid piece of shit. If I were Xian I’d be embarrassed that such a fat, ugly moron has appointed himself spokesmodel for my religion.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Didn't this guy cry about not getting Crumbl Cookie on time

The fuck does this faggot know about "healthy"?

You don't get to look like a bowling ball with half your body dead due to multiple strokes because you exercised and ate a healthy diet. But this right here...

Quote from the fit as a fiddle Jack Scalfani

is the very definition of "hypocrite".

It's the hard water that gave him kidney stones. It's the broccoli that gave him kidney stones. It's the sugar that gave him a stroke. It's the caffeine that gave him a stroke. It's up to God whether he gets better or not.

Fuck this guy.

jack lives to serve guys.

case in point, his "jack pack" mentee whom he recently featured on his thriving famous youtube channel:
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wow!! but to be honest, i took that screenshot right when the collab dropped. so i'm sure (despite jack getting her channel name wrong in the promotion), she's experienced the legendary "scalfani bump." come in close:

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So you're saying it was worth it then?

I mean she gained a whole three subscribers in like 30 seconds. Why if we checked now she'll obviously be well over 2000 if this trend continues...

Well... shit. Guess the vaunted Scalfatty Bump isn't as strong as it used to be.

Jack's timely review of "Mum-wana 2", in which he almost forgets what movie he was about to review because he got triggered by someone pointing out his Disney boycott.

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Fatty's version of forgiveness and "repentness" simply means they turn around and agree with him 100% and drop all the woke bullshit. He's the poster child for what Christians shouldn't be.