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When will Jack drop dead?

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Saw this and thought it could be our boy, but the hands give it away. If Jack really stuck to his carnivore diet he could be reaping the same health benefits.

I had no idea that was possible. If you prick him does he "bleed" the cholesterol. If he smoked a cig would he explode in a grease fireball?

And sneaking a love poem into the Bible itself.
Erotic love poems
Blow his garden and let the spices flow
Awake, O north wind,
And come, O south!
Blow upon my garden,
That its spices may flow out.
Let my beloved come to his garden
And eat its pleasant fruits.
 
Remember when he microwaved horribly freezer burned garlic in a plastic bag and the bag melted and he used it anyway?
I remember when he "sous vided" some grotesque omelet on plastic bags with marker paint on it. He could just made the omelet on the pan, nice and easy, but no - his lazyness is such he went an extra mile, took way more time and accrued bonus cancer. That's effort on being nasty he has.
 
I remember when he "sous vided" some grotesque omelet on plastic bags with marker paint on it. He could just made the omelet on the pan, nice and easy, but no - his lazyness is such he went an extra mile, took way more time and accrued bonus cancer. That's effort on being nasty he has.
It's not even like omelets are difficult to make. They're stupid easy. The only difficult part is the flip and that can easily be done with a plate (slide the omelet onto the plate and then flip back onto the pan) if you struggle with flipping them.
 
It isn't, though. Jack has no discipline, and any modification of your standard lifestyle requires it. Extreme elimination diets (like vegan and carnivore) are insanely difficult to maintain long term because the whole world and your body is constantly bombarding you with temptation to eat the way you used to. This man couldn't even count calories AFTER A STROKE. How can he expect to eliminate entire food groups? Jack will just keep digging his grave with a knife and fork, addicted to the fleeting dopamine rush that he gets from overeating. He could change... but the likelihood of that is almost zero and by this point, would it even matter if he did?
That's what I mean by half-assing it. Most extreme diets are great at first and hell by the end. While Charles might have the willpower to do his thing, Fatty doesn't. The man is addicted to food and the sooner he admits this the better but it's never going to happen.

When he was "leaning" keto which is bullshit he kept equating "keto" with "healthy". Why? Charles told him that sugar was poison and like the smooth brain he is he just accepted it. Carnivore is no different. He just accepted that he'd be healthier because no sugar then goes and dumps half a container of a rub that contains sugar on his steak acting like it's fine because it's just seasoning. But that's one of the things you need to be careful of when doing such a restrictive diet.

All he's doing now is fast tracking his own demise. But even the the Wendigo will probably still puppet him around.

Too much too fast. First he'd have to rename the channel Gooning with Jack.
He can't goon anymore even if he wanted. His dick doesn't work and the only satisfaction he gets is from food. And from sucking on Hammy's bull to get him ready before sitting in the corner watching his wife getting railed.

It's not even like omelets are difficult to make. They're stupid easy. The only difficult part is the flip and that can easily be done with a plate (slide the omelet onto the plate and then flip back onto the pan) if you struggle with flipping them.
Like everything else it's practice.

Or do it the easy way. Stick the pan under the salamander / broiler to finish the top.
 
I'm reasonably sure the ziploc omelette came from the boy scouts. I remember my brother talking about doing it in a greased up paper bag offset from campfire coals back in the day, but search results all talk about using ziplocs and boiling now. TBSA have really gone down hill if they're telling the young men to cook shit in fucking plastic.

Make the little shits hike out a dutch oven, it builds character.
 
I'm reasonably sure the ziploc omelette came from the boy scouts. I remember my brother talking about doing it in a greased up paper bag offset from campfire coals back in the day, but search results all talk about using ziplocs and boiling now. TBSA have really gone down hill if they're telling the young men to cook shit in fucking plastic.

Make the little shits hike out a dutch oven, it builds character.
Some plastics are safe for you to essentially "boil" food in them. Problem is that box of cheap freezer bags you picked up at Walmart might not be. Make sure they're BPA free and don't actually stick them in boiling water. I mean you could do this sous vide if you wanted. Cook the "omelette" at maybe 160 F / 71C for 10 minutes and then realize unless you're making a dozen different ones you could have saved time by making it in a pan like a normal person.

And yes. Cast iron is definitely something you should bring with you when camping. It can take the heat and if necessary use it against bears as a weapon.
 
We did that once in boy scouts. The idea is everyone can quickly customize their omelette toppings and for those on KP duty less cleanup. If I recall some of the bags got a little singed coming in/out of the pot on the fire. This was arround 20 years ago, before BPA was really on the radar so I'm sure we all got a good does of it.
 
It's not even like omelets are difficult to make. They're stupid easy. The only difficult part is the flip and that can easily be done with a plate (slide the omelet onto the plate and then flip back onto the pan) if you struggle with flipping them.
Why are you flipping eggs and calling it an omelette? Jesus dude. Just fold it like you are supposed to.
 
I'm reasonably sure the ziploc omelette came from the boy scouts. I remember my brother talking about doing it in a greased up paper bag offset from campfire coals back in the day, but search results all talk about using ziplocs and boiling now. TBSA have really gone down hill if they're telling the young men to cook shit in fucking plastic.

Make the little shits hike out a dutch oven, it builds character.
On my country there was some stupid trend where scalfaniesque people would put Rice in soda bottles and cook it on a grill, despite numerous warnings about that being a health hazard

Amazing the lenght people will go instead of doing something simples as rice or omelet the right way
 
Jack caught engagement farming again

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Yet Jack keeps going to Mega Churches

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Jack asks about healthy food, it goes as well as you'd expect

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Because a few people are pointing out how pointless "leaning" keto/karnivour is: Also remember that, for Jack, a "cheat day" was basically any moment the camera was off.

Jack will just keep digging his grave with a knife and fork, addicted to the fleeting dopamine rush that he gets from overeating.

This is the only way this giant maggot's life can play out. Jagoff's binge eating disorder is something people overlook when they focus on his insatiable lust for phallic meats: The guy overeats everything to the point of discomfort, with the diet LARPs merely having been the flimsiest of pretensions to act sanctimonious about continuing to stuff himself to the gills with all the same garbage that continually rewards him with strokes - but only when on camera. Off camera, Jack never stopped eating Taco Bell, stuffed crust pizzas, cheeseburgers, beer, big root beer floats, M&M mix-in McFlurries, fry pies, and chocolate fudge cakes in addition to the five pounds of bleeding chuck roast cubes and three pound blocks of cheese he would tweet himself eating out of a ziplock bag while parked on a dog blanket-draped sectional, for social media points nobody is counting.

Jack was so far divorced from intellectual accountability prior to even his first stroke, that he spitefully dedicated his remaining life to overindulging in the pleasures of the flesh he was explicitly asked to abstain from. Through all stages of brain damage, Fatty-Fat has demonstrated a toddler's "MINE!" quality of entitlement, in addition to one's defiance in response to being told "no" about anything. That's how you end up with Jack: A massive, scooting slug with the temperament to take it personally, should Taco Bell runs out of dipping sauces he insists aren't for himself.

Oh: And "food safe"-rated bags should be fine for sub-boiling sous vide temperatures. Like many folks, I initially made some brown butter sous vide omelets in my honeymoon period with what was then called the thermal immersion circulator. But the novelty wore off; and I returned to considering Jacques Pépin's traditional French omelette to be the best (just cook it slightly longer if you want it firm all the way through):

 
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