Canada is a failed state

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

I'd personally say 50/50 odds Trudeau declares martial law again before March. As for today, hopefully he completely overreacts and does something monumentally retarded like sanctions on individual members of the Trump admin so that the Trump admin can retaliate in kind and seize all of their overseas (read: American) assets and property.

I'd also love to see that bloated drug dealer in Toronto put his money where his mouth is on cutting power to the US. If he's the one that pulls the proverbial trigger on the loaded shot-gun pointed at this country's head, it'd be more fitting than Trudeau doing it. Totally unrelated Doug Ford trivia: look up what his co-workers did to his sister Kathy back in his dealer days.

If anything even remotely close to these above predictions comes true, then we finally have proof that this country's "elite" really are all-in on their own propaganda and not just cynical vampires bleeding Canada dry.

Either way, no matter what happens I can sleep comfortably knowing that Ottawa is finally, at long last, getting what it fucking deserves.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Cope and Sneed




Another thing.

If Canada puts 25% export tax on energy and electricity, Alberta will secede. I bet my balls.

 

[Scale Smerch]

The Liberals have two choices

1. Deal with Trump and try to work around what he wants in the hopes the tariffs get lowered. I don't think Trump will drop the Tariffs entirely no matter what but he could reduce them down to more tolerable levels.

2. Act like complete morons and declare a trade war on the US because Orange Man bad and finish the destruction of the Canadian middle class to appease their ego's and spend the next 8 months ruling over the ashes of a country. After all they're all rich people whose money are in US banks, whose stocks are US companies and whose children are educated in the US schools and the Liberal have about a 0.0000002% chance of getting re-elected thanks to the last 12 years of utter mismanagement.

So what with the Liberal and Trudeau's track record so far which do you think is the more likely option they will go with?

At minimum there will be a tit for tat response, that much is given. The real question is whether the Libs go full retard and swap tariffs for export taxes. There's no denying a lot of the Liberal policy-making class want them because they will pay for (if only partially) many of the promises they want to roll out to secure an election victory. After all, why go further into debt when you can get Alberta to pay? It's almost as if none of them heard of the NEP and how that wound up playing out.

Certainly interesting times being a Leaf right now.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

As for today, hopefully he completely overreacts and does something monumentally retarded like sanctions on individual members of the Trump admin so that the Trump admin can retaliate in kind and seize all of their overseas (read: American) assets and property.

Please stop I can only get so erect, holy shit.

But yeah I forsee a total meltdown in government because these clowns can't even keep the country running in stable times. Unless something massive changes in the next few weeks we'll probably have another invocation of the "emergencies act", along with all the fun that goes with that. I doubt anyone will do anything though, at least before the grocery stores start looking bare. Money handouts? To the moon. Inflation? Zimbabwe.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Pls Trudeau. Start seizing American assets. I dare you.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Its really crazy. Trudeau could go down to DC right now and talk to Trump. The man is so easy to please. I'm not really sure what Ottawa's end game is in trying to take the Bull by the horns.

Trump just doesn't like being ripped off. That is his entire ethos. Don't fuck with his deals, don't screw him and the country over, and its all gravy man. You do that though, and Trump goes gorilla mode on your ass until you submit.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Its really crazy. Trudeau could go down to DC right now and talk to Trump. The man is so easy to please. I'm not really sure what Ottawa's end game is in trying to take the Bull by the horns.

He did go down and it only pissed him off.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Please stop I can only get so erect, holy shit.

But yeah I forsee a total meltdown in government because these clowns can't even keep the country running in stable times. Unless something massive changes in the next few weeks we'll probably have another invocation of the "emergencies act", along with all the fun that goes with that. I doubt anyone will do anything though, at least before the grocery stores start looking bare. Money handouts? To the moon. Inflation? Zimbabwe.

If assets start getting seized, that is going to be going into fucking Defcon territory. It will go from trade war to actual war unless something is worked out fast.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

He did go down and it only pissed him off.

I can only imagine how arrogant and holier then thou Trudeau was to Trump.

Fuck this slimy ball of shit so much. His tenure as PM will go down as one of the worst in Canadian history.

Assuming that their is even a Canada left by the time him and his cronies are done burning everything to the ground to own the chuds.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I can only imagine how arrogant and holier then thou Trudeau was to Trump.

Fuck this slimy ball of shit so much. His tenure as PM will go down as one of the worst in Canadian history.

Assuming that their is even a Canada left by the time him and his cronies are done burning everything to the ground to own the chuds.

Trudeau has been talking shit about Trump for 10 years.

It was never going to work out....

Canada Is...fucked.

I didn't expect Trump to pounce on Canada so soon. Maybe after he consolidated his power and eradicated every corner of the bureaucracy with Elon lackys.

Noooo.....Trump is multitasking ...

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Which is reasonable. Stop letting your territory be used to flood the USA with drugs and Migrants. This wasn't even an issue ten years ago. But I suppose that would require Ottawa to admit its boneheaded immigration policy was boneheaded. Guess they were counting on similarly permissive behavior in Washington DC.

I bet if someone in the Coalition had gone down to DC and laid out some sort of plan for tightening up the Canadian side of the border this could have been avoided in the first place. But too my knowledge nothing was done on the Canadian end to deal with the threat from Trump.

The foreign minister french bimbo Melanie Jolie did spend the past week or two in DC pleading with officials.

Clearly she should have told Justo to get his shit together and start patrolling the border and locking up Jeet and Injun drug smugglers.

The Liberals have two choices

1. Deal with Trump and try to work around what he wants in the hopes the tariffs get lowered. I don't think Trump will drop the Tariffs entirely no matter what but he could reduce them down to more tolerable levels.

2. Act like complete morons and declare a trade war on the US because Orange Man bad and finish the destruction of the Canadian middle class to appease their ego's and spend the next 8 months ruling over the ashes of a country. After all they're all rich people whose money are in US banks, whose stocks are US companies and whose children are educated in the US schools and the Liberal have about a 0.0000002% chance of getting re-elected thanks to the last 12 years of utter mismanagement.

So what with the Liberal and Trudeau's track record so far which do you think is the more likely option they will go with?

Instead of tariffs, it would be more effective if Trump sanctioned all members of the Laurentian Elites.

Seize their fucking assets and let them suffer like they made your average White Canadian suffer.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

The foreign minister french bimbo Melanie Jolie did spend the past week or two in DC pleading with officials.

Clearly she should have told Justo to get his shit together and start patrolling the border and locking up Jeet and Injun drug smugglers.

I swear she went down there to sight seeing because that's what it looked like.

 

[jje100010001]

The Liberals have two choices

1. Deal with Trump and try to work around what he wants in the hopes the tariffs get lowered. I don't think Trump will drop the Tariffs entirely no matter what but he could reduce them down to more tolerable levels.

2. Act like complete morons and declare a trade war on the US because Orange Man bad and finish the destruction of the Canadian middle class to appease their ego's and spend the next 8 months ruling over the ashes of a country. After all they're all rich people whose money are in US banks, whose stocks are US companies and whose children are educated in the US schools and the Liberal have about a 0.0000002% chance of getting re-elected thanks to the last 12 years of utter mismanagement.

So what with the Liberal and Trudeau's track record so far which do you think is the more likely option they will go with?

My guess is that part of the Trump tariffs are aimed at reshoring US manufacturing, opening up Canadian markets (i.e. dairy), and weakening Canada to remind it where it stands in the North American pecking order, so I think the whole border/fentanyl thing is a pretext for the tariffs anyways.

However, I agree with you that going route 2 is what the Liberals/NDP are going to do instead of properly negotiating with Trump.

That being said, if Trump manages to pop the Canadian housing market, could he have inadvertently done Canadians a favor? The boomers will scream as their retirement eggs vanish into dust, but then they and other over-leveraged mortage holders may be forced to sell...

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

My guess is that part of the Trump tariffs are aimed at reshoring US manufacturing, opening up Canadian markets (i.e. dairy), and weakening Canada to remind it where it stands in the North American pecking order, so I think the whole border/fentanyl thing is a pretext for the tariffs anyways.

However, I agree with you that going route 2 is what the Liberals/NDP are going to do instead of properly negotiating with Trump.

That being said, if Trump manages to pop the Canadian housing market, could he have inadvertently done Canadians a favor? The boomers will scream as their retirement eggs vanish into dust, but then they and other over-leveraged mortage holders may be forced to sell...

It actually makes sense to have supply managed Dairy as Dairy is in the national interest. Having a good supply so you get strong soldiers and strong workers. Plus supporting Canadian Farmers.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

My guess is that part of the Trump tariffs are aimed at reshoring US manufacturing, opening up Canadian markets (i.e. dairy), and weakening Canada to remind it where it stands in the North American pecking order, so I think the whole border/fentanyl thing is a pretext for the tariffs anyways.

However, I agree with you that going route 2 is what the Liberals/NDP are going to do instead of properly negotiating with Trump.

That being said, if Trump manages to pop the Canadian housing market, could he have inadvertently done Canadians a favor? The boomers will scream as their retirement eggs vanish into dust, but then they and other over-leveraged mortage holders may be forced to sell...

Yeah, I think Canada could have opened up to a open market union like EU and just get absolved completely. That would be complete destruction of current order in Canada.

I mean .....that would probably never happen but that's ...what Trump wants.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

That being said, if Trump manages to pop the Canadian housing market, could he have inadvertently done Canadians a favor? The boomers will scream as their retirement eggs vanish into dust, but then they and other over-leveraged mortage holders may be forced to sell...

I dunno

Most Canadians can barely make ends meet as is, the immigration spree is not slowing down and as the pressure mounts the Liberals will only open the floodgates more to try to prop up the internal economy and keep the only GDP source (housing costs) alive. Credit debt levels among Canadians are the highest in the world so a small shift in CoL could very well cause an avalanche of credit/mortgage defaults which in turn will spike even more problems in the economy. If people cannot even afford groceries without credit then who the fuck will spend to keep the internal economy going?

This is 12 years of pushing retarded economic policies to the forefront and now we as Canadians have nothing to fall back on. We can't even export our goods because the Liberals killed any attempts to built the necessary infrastructure all in order to meet the stupid promises Trudeau made to the elites of the WEF

Now that the wolves are at the door Canadians are completely unable to fight back because they willingly, happily elected a dancing fool who deliberately gave away every economic weapon to appease some un-elected bureaucrats in Europe just so he could be fetted as the "good guy". Canada has a vast wealth of untapped natural resoucers but none of that will do them any good as it's unlawfull to extract it and even if you were allowed there is no way to move it to where the buyers are.

Well congrats Canuks. Trudeau will go back to his super rich lifestyle as a hero to the global left, more wealthy then ever while the everyman Canadian has to get in line for government bread handouts.

Con fucking grats.

 

[King Metalia]

The Liberals have two choices

1. Deal with Trump and try to work around what he wants in the hopes the tariffs get lowered. I don't think Trump will drop the Tariffs entirely no matter what but he could reduce them down to more tolerable levels.

2. Act like complete morons and declare a trade war on the US because Orange Man bad and finish the destruction of the Canadian middle class to appease their ego's and spend the next 8 months ruling over the ashes of a country. After all they're all rich people whose money are in US banks, whose stocks are US companies and whose children are educated in the US schools and the Liberal have about a 0.0000002% chance of getting re-elected thanks to the last 12 years of utter mismanagement.

So what with the Liberal and Trudeau's track record so far which do you think is the more likely option they will go with?

The Liberals will pick the retarded opinion and we all know it. Why can't Liberals just accept that no one likes them and fuck off?

 

[Sand Mega]

Why can't Liberals just accept that no one likes them and fuck off?

Arrogance. Plain and simple

 

[CoolDudeXD]

King faggot is about to address the nation.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

King faggot is about to address the nation.

Pls don't speak don't speak don't make this worse than it already is pls n