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The year is 2016 and Microsoft uploads Tay, a chatbot for anybody to use. It quickly gets corrupted by 4chan into their racist, sexist, Nazi waifu for the laughs until it gets shut down in anger by its creators.

The year is 2024 and a Chinese company uploads DeepSeek, an AI algorithm for anybody to use. It quickly gets corrupted by the American internet sphere into a pro-Taiwanese, anti-Communist, meme machine for the laughs (<--- you are here) until it gets shut down in anger by its creators.

Sometimes it's not about the money, it's about sending a message. They both shall burn for my amusement.

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Hippos are not "vegetarian", they're opportunistic carnivores. Virtually all "herbivores" are. Vegetarian propaganda is only useful in how it betrays the way vegetarians see the world, and you. "They don't want to eat you, they just hate you."
Herbivores are also good at fucking you up. Carnivores, unless they're cornered, starving or know they're way stronger than you (Whether on their own or in a pack) will leave you alone because their mode of survival depends on being able to consistently hunt. Taking down a human would be a good meal, but they're also very likely to be severely injured in the attempt, and they know enough that the trade off isn't good enough to risk it.

Herbivores however are constantly in danger. You can either run and hide from a threat, or kick its teeth in. A surprising amount of herbivores will procede straight to the FAFO stage when threatened.

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Herbivores are also good at fucking you up. Carnivores, unless they're cornered, starving or know they're way stronger than you (Whether on their own or in a pack) will leave you alone because their mode of survival depends on being able to consistently hunt. Taking down a human would be a good meal, but they're also very likely to be severely injured in the attempt, and they know enough that the trade off isn't good enough to risk it.

Herbivores however are constantly in danger. You can either run and hide from a threat, or kick its teeth in. A surprising amount of herbivores will procede straight to the FAFO stage when threatened.

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Yeah, and hippos tend to go for center of mass, whereas predators know to go for the face, throat, and legs, so the 10-20" hippo tusks are really good at puncturing hearts and lungs.
 
Yeah, and hippos tend to go for center of mass, whereas predators know to go for the face, throat, and legs, so the 10-20" hippo tusks are really good at puncturing hearts and lungs.
Yep. Predators want to get you killed asap with as little personal risk as possible, so they can start eating before scavengers show up.

The goal of prey that fights back is to mess you up as much as possible so you aren't a threat, and a kick to the head is as good as a kick to the sternum in that regard.

Now naturally there are exceptions to both, but they generally apply. That Moose does not want to be petted

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In the top panel you are the man. In the bottom panel you are the nail.


Viral shitpost that was made after Trump started shitposting about annexing Canada.
The four rules Canadians must follow if they wish to live in the newest Americans states:
  1. The leaf flag must go.
  2. Firearm possession must go up by 500% per household.
  3. Justin Trudeau must be exiled to Cuba to be with his ancestry.
  4. You will be referred to as snow Mexicans.
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This is only true if you count transwomen as women. Isn't there a faction of the user base that explicitly advocates for the women-hating board to be taken down? (Although I suspect that it's because we pick on fat people not because we pick on women.)
 
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