DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SupremeVictory]

Nah, Phil just values money (WWE pulls) over his wife.

That's why his wife got treated to Burger King on her b-day. Big savings not getting sushi.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

In a way he’s right, but not the way he thinks.

He’s so irrelevant these days that the toxic shit He does never gets mentioned outside of detractors calling him out. He also conflates that Kino is some huge well known channel, which it isn’t.

Phil's never been relevant outside of brief moments when he's mocked for saying/doing something stupid.

He's running with the cope that places like here have changed and now give him a fair shot. Maybe some did, it's irrelevant because Phil has never changed which they quickly found out. They still think he's a lolcow, but a boring one that's been surpassed. They think the detractors go far, both of which I somewhat agree with.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Phil needs to up his dent intel because Kino Casino is not in a good way at all. Numbers are down with an actively moody fanbase irritated at the hosts. It's not even going to last the year.

Kino Casino crashes and burns, PPP becomes co-host of the prestigious Level One Podcast.

 

[Jang Joo]

Kino Casino crashes and burns, PPP becomes co-host of the prestigious Level One Podcast.

Does it become the Level Two Podcast? Or a higher level, since Triple P (he keeps begging me to call him this via IP over pigeon), being a big fella, counts as more than one person

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

Does it become the Level Two Podcast? Or a higher level, since Triple P (he keeps begging me to call him this via IP over pigeon), being a big fella, counts as more than one person

Fair point but I think the additional girth of PPP might weigh everything down and make it the Level -1 Podcast.

 

[LilCalcium]

Does it become the Level Two Podcast? Or a higher level, since Triple P (he keeps begging me to call him this via IP over pigeon), being a big fella, counts as more than one person

The Type Two (diabetes) podcast

 

[PieceofShet]

Does it become the Level Two Podcast? Or a higher level, since Triple P (he keeps begging me to call him this via IP over pigeon), being a big fella, counts as more than one person

It depends if the dent who made his artwork can redo them but with a 2. I know its just a number difference and easy to change... but its dsp we talkin about.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

https://x.com/Andywarski/status/1885819958359204048?t=Lzwt6ejBTLvf-XSkPeEj9A&s=19

 

[Iron Father]

No need to theorize or elaborate on the "we can't leave Jasper" horseshit.
They've done it before, DSP himself said Jasper was fine, they're just too lazy or retarded to choose to take a holiday.

DSP (or his dentectives) will see this so, in his own words:

Stop lying, your cat will be fine if you leave. If he is "terrified" of other people you two made him that way, because in the story about adopting him you talked about how perky and friendly he was at the shelter, coming right up to you and Kat. Hermit freak.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Real reason is probably because Jasper already pisses and shits everywhere and they know he'll do it more if they're gone an extended period.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Real reason is probably because Jasper already pisses and shits everywhere and they know he'll do it more if they're gone an extended period.

Well of course cause they lock him in the room every night without a litter box. I have never seen a person as weird about their cat as DSP is. Like he was surprised Jasper didn't like the vacuum... legit one of the most basic things a cat owner would know come on.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

real REAL reason is because if anyone glimpses the inside of the snort fort and tells anyone about the horrors within, the ASPCA will take Jasper and the city will have the building condemned.

 

[Twrx]

real REAL reason is because if anyone glimpses the inside of the snort fort and tells anyone about the horrors within, the ASPCA will take Jasper and the city will have the building condemned.

I feel horrible for his neighbors, whatever shit he has let happen to his condo,has to have seeped into the ones directly connected to him.

 

[Iron Father]

real REAL reason is because if anyone glimpses the inside of the snort fort and tells anyone about the horrors within, the ASPCA will take Jasper and the city will have the building condemned.

Real real REAL reason is because his wife won't fit on a plane.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I feel horrible for his neighbors, whatever shit he has let happen to his condo,has to have seeped into the ones directly connected to him.

Worse is for the person buying the condo after Phil's long gone.

That'd be a great horror movie scenario though. Someone being haunted by the ghosts of the dead ants and the corner demons

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Real real REAL reason is because his wife won't fit on a plane.

you mention kat on a plane and now I can't get this video out of my head. lol

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Real reason is probably because Jasper already pisses and shits everywhere and they know he'll do it more if they're gone an extended period.

Remember the story where Jasper was trying to poop in the house because the litter box was full, and Phil said he was chasing Jasper around the house to delay the bowel movement from occurring while Kat was hopefully changing the litter in time? You cannot make this shit up; why would someone talk about this publicly?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Remember the story where Jasper was trying to poop in the house because the litter box was full, and Phil said he was chasing Jasper around the house to delay the bowel movement from occurring while Kat was hopefully changing the litter in time? You cannot make this shit up; why would someone talk about this publicly?

Because he’s a retard and thinks it’s normal. Until it’s pointed out in chat/comments that what he’s saying is freakish behavior and he’s legitimately stupid, so he recoils and lashes out.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Because he’s a retard and thinks it’s normal. Until it’s pointed out in chat/comments that what he’s saying is freakish behavior and he’s legitimately stupid, so he recoils and lashes out.

This might be an embellishing of a faulty memory but I think there's was even a grug tool involved, like he was swatting Jasper with a broom, which makes it even worse. Regardless, that story was still golddust.

 

[Balr0g]

Worse is for the person buying the condo after Phil's long gone.

That'd be a great horror movie scenario though. Someone being haunted by the ghosts of the dead ants and the corner demons

At the very least he or she can make a yard sale with the title "stuff owned by Philip P Burnell aka DarkSydePhil. "Here we have the couch he sat on when he jerked off live on stream"