DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LieLieFyre]

Somewhere out there is a timeline where Phil and Leanna became a family vlogging channel.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Looky here Phil has pulled out the retarded Cupid pic again (or would that be Goupid?) Also what is a refreshed setup?

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Phil, clearly from your conduct this past week, the only love you have is for DoorDash, Hogan and Triple Chins, not Kat.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

He said two days ago that he loves to exercise too because it makes him feel good. So add that to the list!

You know Phil would talk about it if he actually exercised....ever. So how he knows that he loves it and it makes him feel good is a mystery. And the results speak for themselves!

 

[Chiefbingoball]

He said two days ago that he loves to exercise too because it makes him feel good. So add that to the list!

You know Phil would talk about it if he actually exercised....ever. So how he knows that he loves it and it makes him feel good is a mystery. And the results speak for themselves!

hes built like a french bulldog, the only thing he works out is his fucking jaw.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

low IQ's can't into pattern recognition

There's a particularly funny round in the final extended set he had against the Bison player yesterday that's a perfect encapsulation of Phail SF6 "career." In one round Phail got thrown 3 times in a row, what's funnier is he got punish countered. That means that he tried parrying on wake up every single time and thus (heh) took extra damage because throws punish parries. What's even funnier? The Bison could've punish counter thrown Phail 4 times in a row but he backed off after the 3rd because he probably thought "surely he can't fall for the same trick 4 times in a row right?" Well guess what, Phail parried on wake up again so he would've fallen for the same thing the 4th time in a row. The Bison player still kicked his ass.

Now, Phil getting throw looped 3-5 (sometimes even more) times was a mainstay in his dogshit gameplay, it happened at least once every stream, but the fact that it happened on the last match he played before he ragequit the game and declared it as overhyped and shitty as SFV was like a nice cherry on top of the sweaty scrub sundae.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

imagine having to get a 2 bed hotel room for your honeymoon

 

[Iron Hamster]

He basically hates everything

C'mon.........................king of hate.

he is acting that way to a Teee

I can't wait for the fybromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome arcs.

He already has fibbermyalgia.

Update on the Patrick Tomlinsonization of Phil: Went on some insane cope rant about how he won a chargeback and how that "idiot" is now being investigated for his crimes.

Enjoy prison, detractor child!

He lost and needs to find a way to make it seem like there are other 'concicunces' since he has no power.

Phil claimed that he and his wife have NEVER tasted a sauce better then his 100% real authentic home made style Italian style marinara style sauce.

His recipe calls for more sugar than every other spice combined

The sugar ketchup has more sugar than Pixie Stix.

Didn’t see this mentioned—ItsaGundam had a segment on Phil on his stream on 1/29/25. He played the Twin Peaks Phil edit and said that Phil had been trying to get him to “debate” him. Gundam dismissed the idea as nonsensical and implied he blew Phil off.

Gundam knows Phail is angling for another "go fuck yourself" moment.

he's just trying to come up with an excuse that allows him to continue being as lazy as humanly possible

yes

Phil is fucking meltdown tonight with epic comments like "Am I doing a private stream for JaxxRaxxor?" He's been stuck at 105 dollars all stream with 100 coming from jaxx.

Yes.......yes you were.

This whole cope about not being able to leave Jasper alone for any length of time feels like a backhanded admission that his neighbors absolutely loathe him

I have no doubt, given his pissbaby rants about people getting arrested for entering the gates of goutopia, he has called the cops on people visiting the neighbors because he wants to believe detractors would go in and fuck with him.

All this 'cat parent' bullshit is just cover - neither of them want to go on honeymoon with each other.

When their son does finally die the next excuse will be "Oh, Kat needs time to grieve. What do I mean be that? Let me explain...."

In guarantee he doesn't want to be seen in public with her largess. It's why he does 'errands'm by himself now.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Did I miss the internet at large suddenly turning around and deciding DSP is great? He seems to think so.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Somewhere out there is a timeline where Phil and Rambo became a family vlogging channel.

ftfy

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Did I miss the internet at large suddenly turning around and deciding DSP is great? He seems to think so.

He has this revelation every few years, deluding himself into thinking that people love him and hate his detractors.

Meanwhile, his views continue to dip downwards, slowly but steadily. Truly, a decade (and a half) of decline.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Just manifest that Fat PPP isn't sneak dissing you, bro.

I'll agree that people who still leave Phil mean messages, and especially troll tip him are retarded, though.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

He has this revelation every few weeks...

Fixed

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Meanwhile, his views continue to dip downwards, slowly but steadily. Truly, a decade (and a half) of decline.

Saddest thing about DSP, IMO, is why he continues to blame the trolls for his decline, but not accept why they exist in the first place.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

After Chris Chan got a mention on the Royal Rumble Kickoff show yesterday, someone just pulled up a fucking DSP sign on the Royal Rumble live pre-show:

 

[Miltank]

Watching the WWE Royal Rumble pre show and spotted this gem:



Edit: ninja’d

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

That droop is getting a little worse by the day.

 

[Mr. Brown]

This is why I 100% believe Phil and Khet are platonic roommates and Phil has never fucked her. This piece of shit tried to grill Stuttering Craig about not reading a fucking email, and I'm supposed to believe he's suddenly cool with PPP calling his WIFE a fat bitch? No husband who cares for his wife would let that shit slide.

If Phil truly loved her, he would've taken her on a fucking honeymoon instead of wasting all his money on two PCs and a shitload of streaming equipment he doesn't need.

Nah, Phil just values money (WWE pulls) over his wife.

 

[johnkimble123]

Did I miss the internet at large suddenly turning around and deciding DSP is great? He seems to think so.

In a way he’s right, but not the way he thinks.

He’s so irrelevant these days that the toxic shit He does never gets mentioned outside of detractors calling him out. He also conflates that Kino is some huge well known channel, which it isn’t.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Phil needs to up his dent intel because Kino Casino is not in a good way at all. Numbers are down with an actively moody fanbase irritated at the hosts. It's not even going to last the year.

 

[Yung Dalph]

That droop is getting a little worse by the day.

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He looks like he's gone through a botched surgery to undo down syndrome