Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / transmascdruid / Yarrow Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / transmascdruid / bl00dyberserker - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

I have no idea how the American benefits system works, but why would you blast all of that information online? Obviously, it's the usual Staph TMI. But perhaps she should consider it might not be wise to blast all that information, especially if Mama Frig is guilty of doing something she shouldn't have done. Staph will probably be hit by scammers now she has talked about the money she is receiving.

'Gender lawyer' lol. I'm predicting her to try and insert a Norse flavoured middle name that her parents talk her out of.

To anyone not following Staph closely, people on Blue Sky would assume that 'Loki' - the one who always has something to say about Ancient Aliens, of all things - is a nickname for a friend, or even a pet. She just presumes that everyone who reads her updates are fully knowledgeable about her whole life. Notice that she got married to Loki and now barely mentions him. It's like when she sperged about going to see Till in concert, then when she did she didn't mention much about it, and stopped obsessing over him as much.

I would donate to a GFM for @Meowzers to draw each of our Staph dreams to be collected in a book. @Crab Latte and @Chromeo (the ball pit dream) have told my favourite dreams recounted in the thread so far. I feel like how each farmer deals with Staph in their dream reveals a bit about them.

Some news: Staph nuked all of her Tumblr accounts a few days ago, including the Loki godphone account (RIP to that legendary mess) and her main pagan one, plus some accounts she had previous to those. Her NSFW one that turned into a page for special interests is still there, but there has been no activity on it for months.

Edit to add some things that I don't think have been posted here:

So, no different than usual then.


See where this takes her.


Standing in the park drumming now classes as being employed, apparently.


OK.


In reaction to the post below it. Maybe you should spend time offline before bed? Just a wild idea.

On her trans org Facebook:
'Our' lol.

On her PAPST Facebook, she has been posting edgy Luigi memes, mainly along the lines of how people should think about killing Elon Musk. Facebook kicks anyone out after a few posts if they don't have an account, so I can't go back and cap the others that I have seen. Here's an example, though:

 

[AfghanBlue]

Lmao, she's unwittingly uploaded a picture that looks really very like herself, tiny bort hole mouth and Haircut™ and all


Mighty fine farms avatar there, for any t'should want it.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

i'm so sorry you were sexually harassed by staph in the dream world but this is so fucking funny to me.
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I like the extra attention to detail in the hamber's expression changing too.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Seems a little suspect. I think mama Frig might be keeping some info to herself. Which is fucking wise, because not only can Staph not be trusted with money, she also can't be trusted not to gab and either get herself scammed, or lose her bennies. See, Exhibit Z.2, above

I am kind of wondering about this. I wasn't overly familiar with bonds, so I went and took a look at US savings bonds (which seem the most likely to be tied to an individual name).

According to what I found:
- if they put them in Stapphy's name, then theoretically only Stapphy should have been able to cash them
- if she was listed as the BENEFICIARY of the bonds, they would be in Mama Frigg's name while she's still alive, and therefore unassociated with Stapphy.

This seems to suggest that in order for this to have happened, either:
- there was an administrative fuckup where someone didn't ask for ID and assumed Mama Friggs WAS Stapphy, cashing bonds in her name (her tweet seems to suggest thid)
- the Frigglys have had Powers of Attorney for Finance documents drawn up so that they're her Agents and can do financial stuff for their tard daughter (not even sure if this extends to cashing bonds)
- Stapphy is under an adult Guardianship and her parents have to manage all of her bullshit

Also curious about the '30 payments of $23' statement. Does this mean this has been going on for 30 months and she never noticed? Those Supplemental payments come monthly, just like a regular tugboat. I would assume she has to keep under an asset limit. She would have thrown a monumental bitchfit if she ran out of money, so do her parents just buy her everything and keep it under the table?

 

[a feel]

Staph, don't you dare do my man Giorgio Tsoukalos and his Ancient Aliens dirty like that!
You're not sophisticated enough to enjoy that series, you pleb.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Right on time -
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Seems a little suspect. I think mama Frig might be keeping some info to herself. Which is fucking wise, because not only can Staph not be trusted with money, she also can't be trusted not to gab and either get herself scammed, or lose her bennies. See, Exhibit Z.2, above

Good thing she's got that $10k grant to fall back on! Is that gone for real, I forget.

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Enjoy that mess.

I'd like to see her try. You know she wants to change her gender marker too, and that's not allowed now.

It's dumber than that; remember tulpas? If she's actually doing this, she's just joining the tulpamancers.

I need a Staph tulpamancer arc so bad.

 

[fagnarok]

Lmao, she's unwittingly uploaded a picture that looks really very like herself, tiny bort hole mouth and Haircut™ and all
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Mighty fine farms avatar there, for any t'should want it.

There we go. It looks just like her in the "drumming" videos now!

But I think I still gave her eyes too much life.

 

[a hapless toad]

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There we go. It looks just like her in the "drumming" videos now!

But I think I still gave her eyes too much life.

You also forgot the backwards runes on her face.

 

[fagnarok]

You also forgot the backwards runes on her face.

What an oversight on my part! Someone else will have to improve on it now!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Wait... Why are you making a list for something that is 9 months away? Are these pages post it note size? Are half of them dead criminals? Sounds like she knows more dead people than alive ones. I'm imagining she is probably including some family members, pets, and people who once liked one of her Facebook posts.


'If you're like me, you're getting tipsy on the weekends.' Haha! That's funny, Staph. Tell us another one! (Also, non-binary cardinal copia: Run!)

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Wait... Why are you making a list for something that is 9 months away? Are these pages post it note size? Are half of them dead criminals? Sounds like she knows more dead people than alive ones. I'm imagining she is probably including some family members, pets, and people who once liked one of her Facebook posts.

I'd be willing to bet cash money that ~90% of the names on her list are random internet trannies and/or criminals, and I'll bet that she would have to Google them if you pointed at a name and said 'who is this, actually'.

I work in a job where I deal with the deaths of people I've personally interacted with more weeks than not. I think i've had... six deaths in the last two weeks? It gets kind of desensitizing after a while, but it is, in fact, just the way the world is. Having plenty of people whose memories you would honor is sadly not very uncommon; people die. A lot. Good, kind, sweet people. But I'm sure hers are all special random internet trannies she's never met so it's different because OMG THE TRANS GENOCIDE.

Also that cardinalcopia should perhaps NOT be watching the news and reading Bluesky nonstop because my god dude, that is profoundly not normal. They're just doing harm to themselves hyperventilating about the world being out to murderkill them over whether or not they have to have an M on the passport and hospitals can't stuff small children full of titty skittles.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Alt text:

An impromptu altar set-up in a cardboard box lid. It features (from left to right): A devotional patch for the Norse goddess Hlin with a small lit candle and an offering of bread and beer in a small glass. A lit prayer candle with the sigil of Lucifer on the outside. In front of it, a Danish butter cookie tin that has been repurposed into a recel for burning incense. A devotional patch for the Celtic goddess Brigid with a small lit candle and a small glass of milk.

No Loki? That's a tiny amount of milk for three entities.


Unsure what this was in reply to. I hate that wacky le randum emoji she uses when she is being an asshole.


Make a new NSFW account, go on!


Has she finally realised that Loki doesn't do jack shit for her? What a lowlife deity.


Me (a disabled trans person). Lol.


Everyone is a Nazi.


Rude.


Farmers who wear make up: Anywhere online that Staph could easily find coloured eyeliners? Where is she expecting to find them, Etsy?


Who calls you 'the energy drink guy'?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Farmers who wear make up: Anywhere online that Staph could easily find coloured eyeliners? Where is she expecting to find them, Etsy?

Dude they got brown eyeliner at the grocery store, or at least black-brown.

Move up to drugstore or Walmart and Wet'n'Wild has surprisingly good liquid liners for $3-4. Their Megaliner range that you'll find on the shelf includes sparkle black, metallic brown, tryhard blue, Brown Damnit, and Purple (best):


But meatspace retailers don't matter: Stephanie has admitted to buying from Amazon and the only thing that's changed is that now she doesn't say it out loud. She's seeking attention by being precious here; she could easily buy eyeliner. And better body paint for her runes, come to think of it.

Unverified personal gnosis: mascara and eyeliner are the makeup you have to be serious about service life with; if you use the same lipstick for five years it might smell gross and signal you to throw it out finally, but your GI tract is a tank. Eyeballs, anything near the waterline, don't risk it. I am likely overcautious, but I date my liner when I open it and don't buy expensive eyeliner so I'm not tempted. Cheapass Wet'n'Wild liquid liner is really good, though. The metallic and sparkle seem to dry out in the bottle more quickly than the other colors, so you don't want to buy too far ahead.

Me (a disabled trans person). Lol.

Ooh, "Blue MAGA" is a phrase from her destined soulmate Lou Gagliardi. C'mon, Loki; do your worshiper a solid for once!

Who calls you 'the energy drink guy'?

She was quoting the previous poster who said "Energy Drink Guy" as a negative stereotype, but again she lives online and only talks to the elderly. Stephanie is appropriating Kyle culture here. This is stolen valor unless one of Papa Frigs' unsung tasks has been fixing the holes she's punching in the drywall.

Needing tons of energy drinks to stay awake through the day isn't a great omen, O Druid. Especially with the objective neck size and broken sleep on the couch; the Ouija is spelling out C... P... A... P.

 

[Quack_Quack]

She's basically sitting there cultivating herself schizophrenia just to have someone to talk to.

Wonder if they all have different voices?

Sounds like she knows more dead people than alive ones

All of her (imaginary) friends are dead

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Uh, other people in this thread who own cats, how many disasters in the making do you count here? Alcohol, a tin full of interesting strong smelling stiff, lit candles with exposed flames, milk to attract Siggy over...

I REALLY hope this all only existed long enough to snap a pic for tweeter.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Farmers who wear make up: Anywhere online that Staph could easily find coloured eyeliners? Where is she expecting to find them, Etsy?

In addition to what @Aunt Carol said, if she wants cheap, crazy colors in particular, NYX and Colourpop carry a full spectrum of rainbow colors in liquid and pencil forms for $10 or less. Both have their own websites (plus Amazon for NYX) and carry selections at Target and Ulta if she actually wants to go out to buy it.

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Uh, other people in this thread who own cats, how many disasters in the making do you count here? Alcohol, a tin full of interesting strong smelling stiff, lit candles with exposed flames, milk to attract Siggy over...

I REALLY hope this all only existed long enough to snap a pic for tweeter.

It looks like she placed it on a couch, too? I REALLY REALLY hope this was just a quick photo op, but I doubt Staph would place this on a table or shelf Siggy couldn’t easily reach.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

It looks like she placed it on a couch, too?

That is definitely on the couch, sadly.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Uh, other people in this thread who own cats, how many disasters in the making do you count here? Alcohol, a tin full of interesting strong smelling stiff, lit candles with exposed flames, milk to attract Siggy over...

Corrugated cardboard is fun to chew on!

If someone believes that the ancient gods are real, I don't understand why they'd disrespect them like this. Just putting the same stuff, minus cardboard, on the dining table would be so much more tolerable. There's a reason churches have wood and stained glass as they can afford it, not unpainted fiberboard on top of sawhorses; you're setting a space apart from the ordinary for communion and contemplation of the divine and eternal.

OTOH an upside-down cardboard box lid is what you use when you're spraying sealer on painted crafts in your driveway.

No wonder bad things keep happening to Stephanie if she's being a shit to all these gods and demons and ghost murderers who totally exist.

That is definitely on the couch, sadly.

She's learning at the feet of Elder Druid Stuart Ashen.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

If someone believes that the ancient gods are real, I don't understand why they'd disrespect them like this. Just putting the same stuff, minus cardboard, on the dining table would be so much more tolerable.

It takes so little, too. Like literally invest $20 at Joanne's Fabrics or a craft store or something. Make something NICE for the gods. I know she treats them like they're her dumbass high school friends, but ffs you think she'd al least make an effort to try and 1-up the other #PaganSkyTM people or something....

Spoiler: childhood spergery

When I was a little Boobwhisker, my grandpa went on a trip to Egypt and brought me back a bunch of little carved stone figures of various Egyptian gods because he knew I was really into that mythology. I thought this was THE SHIT and set up a little altar for them. Had a white cardboard box that I hand-decorated with my best down replication of any Egyptian murals I could find. Covered it in a chunk of black velvet cloth I found somewhere. Had a random chunk of polished black granite (maybe a sample for some sort of home renovation of a countertop or something? No idea where i found this), put the statues on that. Proceeded to hit up every museum giftshop in existence for those little '$5 and fill a stone of random tumbled quartz and shit' semiprecious stones so I could pile them all over between the statues. Every time my cat shed a claw sheath, I saved it to put in a little saucer in front of the statue of Bast. Every time I found a pretty bird feather, I would bring it home and put it in a little pile in front of the statue of Horus.

This was 90% random bullshit I found as a ten year old and it looked COOL, dammit.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Sadly, most tumblr-adjacent pagans set up their altars and offerings this way, with the disclaimer of "it doesn't need to be expensive or fancy, as long as your intent is there." Inexpensive or humble nothing, these crude junky offerings have got to be offensive to ancient deities. Plastic bowl, ripped cardboard box, a hunk of bread clearly sliced from a Wegmans baguette, not lovingly handmade. I don't even want to know what's in that black bowl. All presented on her crusty couch-bed. At least Loki is having a laugh at how pathetic it all is (and so are we).