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Part of me hoped Meyer wasn't this stupid, but he has somehow convinced himself Critical Drinker is THE reason the Snow White trailer is getting shit on.
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This is Critical Drinker's most liked video by way. Which is from 6 years ago and nothing else I found even breaks 150k. Clearly this man is the sole reason people don't like what is looking to be a poor adaptation of Disney's first first full-length animated feature film with decades of history and critical acclaim. Obviously Critical Drinker and his subscribers are the only ones who care...and no one else
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All things lead back to Drinker because
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Part of me hoped Meyer wasn't this stupid, but he has somehow convinced himself Critical Drinker is THE reason the Snow White trailer is getting shit on.
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This is Critical Drinker's most liked video by way. Which is from 6 years ago and nothing else I found even breaks 150k. Clearly this man is the sole reason people don't like what is looking to be a poor adaptation of Disney's first first full-length animated feature film with decades of history and critical acclaim. Obviously Critical Drinker and his subscribers are the only ones who care...and no one else
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You know, normally when so sad pathetic lolcow starts obsessing over someone in the same “job genre” as them, they try to heavily downplay any popularity or influence they may have and just claim they suck and have no talent/friends/fans whatsoever.

Zach can’t even obsessly hate someone correctly.
 
Part of me hoped Meyer wasn't this stupid, but he has somehow convinced himself Critical Drinker is THE reason the Snow White trailer is getting shit on.
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This is Critical Drinker's most liked video by way. Which is from 6 years ago and nothing else I found even breaks 150k. Clearly this man is the sole reason people don't like what is looking to be a poor adaptation of Disney's first first full-length animated feature film with decades of history and critical acclaim. Obviously Critical Drinker and his subscribers are the only ones who care...and no one else
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I'm going to do the most BASIC number crunching.
let us use these graphs of most likely audience for Drinker to go by for ticket prices and say that each one of those likes on his most liked video is a GUARANTEED ticket purchase.

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That's enough of that.

Let's take the most expensive ticket because that is more kind to Richard's hypothesis. So at 14$ a pop for 199k people is about - $2.7 mil
I'm feeling nice - lets add on Nerdrotic's most liked video
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and pretend they don't have overlap, so that's another 200k tickets.
That brings us to $3.02 mil so all together between Nerdrotic and Drinker they are TAKING AWAY $5 mil dollars from Disney!

Sorry Richard, but $5 mil doesn't even fucking cover Gal Gadot's waste removal. Let alone being what makes or breaks that film, or any other of these Disney failures..
So what if the trailer gets downvoted. It won't change their minds on their films. It also won't dictate whether the film survives or not. That's up to the paying customer. You want an accurate view of how many people care/support? Don't look at the subscribers, don't look at the likes, the dislikes, look at the money going to the product... You know Richard, like your failing projects.

This post isn't supposed to be scientific, it's supposed to just be super charitable, and prove a point. At the best numbers it is still nothing in the grand scheme of things. Let's also take a look at Richard's point... Disliking a video, or not buying a ticket. Well, Richard, how many sales did you take away from comic companies by putting out your scathing reviews, and inspired other reviewers with bigger audiences to do the same? Where's the outrage there, better yet where is the self-reflection.
 
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I saw this today and I immediately thought of Boi Zack. His latest video is edgy shit about how Batman should kill. Well, I assume that's what it is about. I certainly didn't watch it.
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2. Can we get a rundown on that batman video?
He doesn't really make an argument for or agaisnt it.
Instead the video is Zack talking about him rewatching the cartoon. His 2025 resolution is to watch 1 episode a day.
He notes how in the cartoon nobody dies and villians just have regular schemes and crimes rather than over the top murderous ones
 
I saw this today and I immediately thought of Boi Zack. His latest video is edgy shit about how Batman should kill. Well, I assume that's what it is about. I certainly didn't watch it.
Doesn't Batman not killing go back to the 1940s? IIRC he did at first, in maybe one or two issues in the late 1930s, but hasn't for longer than even the oldest of oldfags reading this site has been alive.

Somehow I think it was possibly even an editorial decision, a way of contrasting Batman from the nowadays largely forgotten The Shadow. Both being rich men about town playboys who fought crime with a secret identity, etc.
 
Batman doesn't kill for the same reason Superman doesn't kill, i.e. comics were basically kids stuff until about 1980. To a certain extent they still are. But of course not killing has been such a part of the characters for so long that when they do kill, it seems jarring; consider how the public reacted when the Zack Snyder films made Supes kill to save innocent lives and Bats deliberately brand criminals in hopes of getting them killed in prison.

Of course Meyer considers Batman ought to kill cuz comics about furries in tights jumping over the roofs at night with "adopted" orphans is so freaking obviously targeted at kewl super soldiers like him.
 
Batman doesn't kill for the same reason Superman doesn't kill, i.e. comics were basically kids stuff until about 1980. To a certain extent they still are. But of course not killing has been such a part of the characters for so long that when they do kill, it seems jarring; consider how the public reacted when the Zack Snyder films made Supes kill to save innocent lives and Bats deliberately brand criminals in hopes of getting them killed in prison.

Of course Meyer considers Batman ought to kill cuz comics about furries in tights jumping over the roofs at night with "adopted" orphans is so freaking obviously targeted at kewl super soldiers like him.
To be fair I think the Batman example was worse, if you're basically setting up people to get beat to death in prison, the better option seems to me that Bruce just shoots them in the head.

I think the problem with the no kill rule is not that they exist, but they usually make the characters like turbo autists about it. I don't think Batman or Superman should kill, but I believe if you said either kill the Joker or a bus of kids dies, that Bats would absolutely be willing to end the Joker in a heartbeat. Obviously, it can never happen, because the Joker is too popular, but that's not really my point.

Its a byproduct of Comics being for kids, and I think its good for the medium, it sets itself apart, though I wish that writers didn't constantly return to that dead horse to beat it.

I remember in Shadowpact, in like the 2000's they had their own little variation, and it's what I think is the better way to phrase the idea of a no kill rule, which they jokingly call the 3 Laws of Superheroics or something to that effect.

"First Law: The lives and safety of innocent bystanders will always be protected.

Second Law: The lives and safety of you (the superhero) and members of your team will be protected to the extent that it does not conflict with the First Law.

Third Law: The lives and safety of all opponents will be protected to the extent that it does not conflict with the first two Laws.”
 
To be fair I think the Batman example was worse, if you're basically setting up people to get beat to death in prison, the better option seems to me that Bruce just shoots them in the head.

I think the problem with the no kill rule is not that they exist, but they usually make the characters like turbo autists about it. I don't think Batman or Superman should kill, but I believe if you said either kill the Joker or a bus of kids dies, that Bats would absolutely be willing to end the Joker in a heartbeat. Obviously, it can never happen, because the Joker is too popular, but that's not really my point.

Its a byproduct of Comics being for kids, and I think its good for the medium, it sets itself apart, though I wish that writers didn't constantly return to that dead horse to beat it.

I remember in Shadowpact, in like the 2000's they had their own little variation, and it's what I think is the better way to phrase the idea of a no kill rule, which they jokingly call the 3 Laws of Superheroics or something to that effect.

"First Law: The lives and safety of innocent bystanders will always be protected.

Second Law: The lives and safety of you (the superhero) and members of your team will be protected to the extent that it does not conflict with the First Law.

Third Law: The lives and safety of all opponents will be protected to the extent that it does not conflict with the first two Laws.”
I think it is worth mentioning that Superheroes embarrass law enforcement quite a bit by their very existence. They are addressing the fact that sometimes the police is just not equipped to deal with some things. Bulletproof monsters, deadly toxins and other super threats are beyond the training of most officers. They might feel the need to arrest the capes purely because they make them look bad. Murder also invites courts to judge and have the heroes reveal their identity to the public. It is a risk many heroes will not take. You can say that you murdered someone in self-defense or in defense of another but, chances are, you do not want to give your ID to anyone if you wear a mask. At least, with no lives lost or they did but it was because you chose not to rescue the bad guys as opposed to pulling a trigger, you have some grey area where you might not be called into court.
 
I've mentioned this before but the reason Batman doesn't kill is that Joker and the Penguin need to show up in issue #332 and all subsequent issues and so therefore they can't die. That's why.
Yes. And I think the "no guns" rule also turned out the best for Batman. The batarang and the other gadgets are way cooler than just shooting a guy.

I do wish the superhero comics would go back to catering to children instead of blue-haired lesbians or 50 year old manbabies. It sucks that parents can't let their kids read current year Batman comics.
 
Yes. And I think the "no guns" rule also turned out the best for Batman. The batarang and the other gadgets are way cooler than just shooting a guy.

I do wish the superhero comics would go back to catering to children instead of blue-haired lesbians or 50 year old manbabies. It sucks that parents can't let their kids read current year Batman comics.

It makes Batman interesting because he's not a vigilante like a lot of people claim. He's not extracting punishment for wrongs, he's more like a bounty hunter working for a bail bondsman apprehending people that have evaded the law. Bounty hunters are allowed to use reasonable force to apprehend fugitives and this is pretty much what Batman does.
 
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I saw this today and I immediately thought of Boi Zack. His latest video is edgy shit about how Batman should kill. Well, I assume that's what it is about. I certainly didn't watch it.
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Ill never get this argument from people. Mind you my knowledge of batman starts and ends at the cartoons and a few of the movies but still, Its very clear that batman doesn't kill because that's a step too far. Hes Justice but he isn't the law, he already doesn't really have the right to fight crime in the capacity he is but he most certainly doesn't have the right to kill. He captures villains and hands them over to the state. If the state decides that they wont kill any of the villains then there's nothing that batman can do now is there? I understood this concept at 12. Is this some sort of monumental discovery?
 
ve mentioned this before but the reason Batman doesn't kill is that Joker and the Penguin need to show up in issue #332 and all subsequent issues and so therefore they can't die. That's why.
I am saying that there are good in-universe reasons too. If he breaks faces and legs of thugs, no one gives a damn. If he kills someone, they have to open a murder investigation with Batman giving his ID at the court. Self-defense would get him off jail but it would also open him up to other problems such as supervillain visits at his house and being attacked while out of costume.

Yes. And I think the "no guns" rule also turned out the best for Batman. The batarang and the other gadgets are way cooler than just shooting a guy.

I do wish the superhero comics would go back to catering to children instead of blue-haired lesbians or 50 year old manbabies. It sucks that parents can't let their kids read current year Batman comics.
Guns also make loud sounds and attract police and reinforcements.

It makes Batman interesting because he's not a vigilante like a lot of people claim. He's not extracting punishment for wrongs, he's more like a bounty hunter working for a bail bondsman apprehending people that have evaded the law. Bounty hunters are allowed to use reasonable force to apprehend fugitives and this is pretty much what Batman does.
Bounty hunters are a actual profession. Batman operates off the grid. He wears a mask. He keeps his identity a secret. If he were to register as a bounty hunter, he would be way more regulated and in the open. He is almost a mythical monster and it is better that way. I am sure he likes acting in a way that makes him resemble Dracula. Better have them come at you with crosses and garlick than with guns and knives.
 
Bounty hunters are a actual profession. Batman operates off the grid. He wears a mask. He keeps his identity a secret. If he were to register as a bounty hunter, he would be way more regulated and in the open.

@Dafuqisdis? may have been making fun of an old idea Richard Meyer had for a Batman elevator pitch where Batman,Inc. is a Bruce Wayne owned sort of bounty hunter / security service company and several people would be donning the costume as employees...
 
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