Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Angry Lurker]

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New progress, guys and gals! Aumiist-chan's shading is based from NesbianLigger's shading style, while Elliot is more simpler, based from my art style.

Awesome art like always

 

[Racist Parrot]

Hope most of you here are doing well.

 

[Shieed]

First time I smile reading a thread. This was really something beautiful lads.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

After thorough investigation, we have a far more accurate phonebook on Zoey.

Or, should I say, Tiffany Skylar Johnston. Thank you to @Dick Cheney Respecter for doing a majority of the heavy-lifting in finding her real identity, with many more users providing supplemental information to give us a full picture of who our tardlet is, and what kind of life she's had.

Spoiler: Tiffany Skylar Johnston phonebook

What ultimately did Zoey's OPSEC in is her extreme powerleveling on Reddit, which in retrospect would have made phonebooking her much easier had it not been overlooked.

Upon looking for more information on her, we found a comment from hers confirming her father's death was on October 6th, 2021. Using this information, we easily found an obituary that matched all of the information around her.
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Remember this file from earlier? Keep this one in mind.


Searching for anything on this 'Justin Blake Johnston', a Facebook account of a man from Destin was found. This account ceased all activity 2 days before the man in the obituary died, and matched Zoey's self reports.


An interesting post of Justin talking about his child was found. More interestingly, there was a comment stating his child was named 'Tiffany;, and that she was almost 16 at this time.


Remember this file? Turns out this was not a relative, but rather Zoey's real name being revealed.


So, we might have found her father. Who is her mother?

Well, because Zoey is retarded, she powerleveled about how her mother's name is Stacey.

With that, it was easy to narrow down who her mother could be. A page on whitepages was found with the same address from the hurricane livestream.

Fun fact, she had a fastpeoplesearch profile that was cache'd, but it was deleted by the time we found it. Zoey probably begged mommy to get her name off of people search websites.


What ultimately sealed the deal was when I searched up her voting record. Remember, Zooey said she voted.

This was not a lie. You see, all you need to look up a voters information in Florida is their first and last name, as well as their birthdate. Using this information, I got a hit that matched everything we've learned about her through years of schizoposting.

The address matched Stacey's last reported address on fastpeoplesearch, the middle name was the same as a previous alias she used, and the birthdate was the same as the one we celebrated last month. The information here aligns with our retard far more than the Zoey B. Thompson faildox.

Which means, that Zoey is actually Tiffany Skylar Johnston, daughter of Stacey Leanne Johnston and the late Justin Blake Johnston. You are free to take this information with a grain of salt, but there are minimal contradictions here in comparison to the last attempt to unmask her.

I did a bit of research into past aliases of Stacey's, out of sheer curiosity. One of her previous surnames was 'Holdorff' according to whitepages.

Turns out, because Zoey's mother is most likely a greedy jew, she sued Disney World after being injured in a park ride.
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Now, this is pure speculation, but given that Zoey was 6 years old at the time of this article, and Stacey was known as "Stacey Holdorff" instead of "Stacey Johnston", there may be a possibility that Zoey's parents did not get married until after this event, far after she was born. Therefore, she may be an illegitimate child

Now, you might remember Robert Markus from the same desktop photo that had her real name.

After further digging, we are 100% certain this is her mother's ex boyfriend, the same one that Zoey kept telling us was "creepy" to her. He is listed as an associate of Stacey Johnston.

When Zoey would have been in 7th grade, a Robert Markus living in Destin was arrested for stealing thousands of dollars from a restaurant, making him a felon. While there is no record for the sexual abuse that Zoey claims to have endured, these findings make me believe that she may have been telling the truth about being raped as a child.

(He also has a 5head, lul)

A little fun fact, but Zoey's father Justin was actually a restaurant manager at a place called Lulu's. This is where we switch back to speculation mode. It turns out, Lulu's is only a 5 minute drive away from Robert's address at the time of his arrest. Now, this may just be a coincidence, but it is possible that Robert may have stolen from Justin's place of employment with the help of Justin's ex wife. Zoey most likely turned to the Internet to cope with the type of family drama she had to witness.

This is not where the terrible parenting decisions end, unfortunately. During a search on Justin's Facebook, I noticed multiple of his posts had another woman tagged in them.

Lindsey Hamilton's real name is actually Lindsey Banning, and she posted a couple of pictures of Zoey that are not visible on Justin's page, meaning she has personally interacted with our retard and most likely lived under the same roof as her.
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Unfortunately, Lindsey has a worse rap sheet than Robert. She is a methhead prostitute who has had multiple child neglect charges against her in the past.


It seems that both Stacey and Justin have a keen eye for dating felons.

My closing thoughts on this matter are that both of Zoey's parents are to blame for the terrible influences they chose to subject their daughter to. The unstable family dynamic that Zoey was subjected to was most likely the root cause for the insanity and histrionic tendencies documented throughout this thread, with both genetics and drug abuse possibly playing roles in this. Really a sad situation all around.

Anyways, @Trombonista, I would appreciate it if you could update the title (again) with her full name, since there is much more certainty that she is 'Tiffany Johnston' instead of 'Zoey Thompson'. Thank you for reading.

 

[Trombonista]

Huh, she has the same surname as a Chargers WR who's known for dropping the ball.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Looks like my chart's now out of date. Oh well. Interesting coincidence that like @Dansburst Studios, she had a completely different real name from the one she shared online.

@Schizoid Wife, you should edit that info into an Early Life section in the OP when you get a chance.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

So there really is a separate girl in Florida who happens to be named Zoey who's around the same age and has lots of similar features? Crazy.

Also sort of sad, I liked the old dox (ahem, "phonebook") better. It made her outlook seem a lot more positive.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

When you roll snake eyes on your parents genetics.
Poor girl barely even had a chance at being normal.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

It's Zoever.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Looks like my chart's now out of date. Oh well. Interesting coincidence that like @Dansburst Studios, she had a completely different real name from the one she shared online.

Zoey powerlevels a lot, but she's not retarded enough to give PII wittingly. The problem with her is that she's seemingly unable to think more than one step ahead, like when she filmed the easily-identifiable huge building located right in front of her house and uploaded that to the internet

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Interesting coincidence that like @Dansburst Studios, she had a completely different real name from the one she shared online.

Technically not the case, since she's used the name 'Skyler' online before.

So there really is a separate girl in Florida who happens to be named Zoey who's around the same age and has lots of similar features? Crazy.

Also sort of sad, I liked the old dox (ahem, "phonebook") better. It made her outlook seem a lot more positive.

Unfortunately, most of what Zoella has shared made the likelihood of her being a normal girl who's just very dedicated to schizoposting super unlikely. There was too much dedication to the bit.

I know PreciousLeaf was a troll, but John Engel is a big retard in his own right.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Zoey powerlevels a lot, but she's not retarded enough to give PII wittingly. The problem with her is that she's seemingly unable to think more than one step ahead, like when she filmed the easily-identifiable huge building located right in front of her house

In this case, she's again like Herbert / @Dansburst Studios where she leaked information on her computer that was used to figure out her identity. Herbert leaked his "hkhua" username in a video which helped find his real name.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Unfortunately, most of what Zoella has shared made the likelihood of her being a normal girl who's just very dedicated to schizoposting super unlikely. There was too much dedication to the bit.

I really do hope that she's doing better now. With Robert and Lindsey gone, and her mom seemingly getting into a healthy relationship and becoming more involved with her daughter's life, they seem both able and willing to give her all the help she needs. If she drops the alcohol and the drugs and starts socializing more, I think she's capable of turning her life around

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Wtf I did a double take when I saw the thread name change. The Zoey Thompson connection really was a coincidence?

 

[NaggotFigger]

I wish Zoey good luck, especially that she's on the path of redemption and recovery. Looking forward to complete those artworks.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Wtf I did a double take when I saw the thread name change. The Zoey Thompson connection really was a coincidence?

There's actually a Florida girl with her exact same name and just a year older than her that got arrested for possession of D.L. (drugs) charges exactly a week after Zoe-zo left the internet. I guess Florida is simply full of weirdos

 

[NaggotFigger]

There's actually a Florida girl with her exact same name and just a year older than her that got arrested for D.L. (drugs) charges exactly a week after Zoe-zo left the internet. I guess Florida is simply full of weirdos

This is typical Florida for you, lad. We have men fighting with alligators, owning then, crackwhores, GTA in Jacksonville, Puerto Ricans, sugar frenzy, long fucking drive to Key West, scalding hot temperature, and batshit insane and retarded case. Thus, it's Florida men and Florida women moment.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This is typical Florida for you, lad. We have men fighting with alligators, owning then, crackwhores, GTA in Jacksonville, Puerto Ricans, sugar frenzy, long fucking drive to Key West, scalding hot temperature, and batshit insane and retarded case. Thus, it's Florida men and Florida women moment.

Average day in Florida:

I know this is from North Carolina, just ignore that

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Average day in Florida:
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I know this is from North Carolina, just ignore that

Add a shirt, remove the pants, and this is just Zoo-zoo being Zoo-zoo.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Add a shirt, remove the pants, and this is just Zoo-zoo being Zoo-zoo.

And an stolen shopping cart for good measure