Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,925 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,268
[Edit] I realise it's been posted now, mah bad.
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The lawyer (Mario Cerame) for the Indie Dev being threatened with the DMCA appeared in the comments.
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Along with the two articles by Frost.
https://theotherreviewoutlet.substack.com/p/big-streamer-unlawfully-dmcad-small Archive
https://theotherreviewoutlet.substack.com/p/update-pirate-software-doubles-down Archive
I hope Creamy Mario spotted that Mald provided an incorrect address on his DMCA filing as well (Tacoma Alaska instead of Tacoma Washington).

Come to think of it, that's probably the result of using a British former paralegal to file your reports.
 
Mario seems pretty based. If he wants to build his bones off fighting abusive DMCA claims he'll have a lot of business.
Yeah, I hope Mald is ready for the fact that most indie devs are now going to intentionally bait him into reacting.
And if he tries to sue Frost, well that'll rally games journalists against Mald because they'll see it as a game developer intending to shut down genuine coverage.
Frost is just doing his job. If he tries anything then his studio dies, no one will support him given how anti-consumer he is being and he's showcasing to everyone why modern blizzard developers are absolute incompetent shitheads, he's confirmed so much already with his bullshit behavior.

This ain't going to end well for him.
 
Saw the original video/article Frost made and I am delighted to see a follow-up to it. Ironic how the only situation Jason is being silent on, is the one where he needs to be pretty vocal (communicating with Mario or the dev). No doubt the reason for the silence though is the bruise to his ego which I always find a way to reiterate in my posts which is annoying because of how easy it is to learn from all of this but whatever; He wouldn't be a lolcow if he actually learned from his mistakes. Keep milking this drama Jason, it's the only beneficial thing you'll ever accomplish at this rate.
 
Any furry who uses a ferret, weasel, mink or stoat as their furry avatar is a slimy piece of shit, and most likely have a fetish for bad smells and child pornography. My bad, cub pornography.
I remember reading Redwall as a kid and in that series ferrets were always part of the bad guys so I never liked them. Badgers and otters were cool as fuck though and the hares ate everyone's food. Never turned out to be a furry, but I know of some who LOVED the series as children and trace it to their fursona awakening. Wonder if Maldavius Figtree read Brian Jacques at all.
 
Ngl this is all funny.

He's self-contained in his shitter community and probably some of the furries.

Normal people don't want him.
The 'right' despises him.

I thought he could troon out and go full rainbow flag saluting retard making points how he's an internet and RL victim too but:
  • he earns too much;
  • he claims he worked for government in the past;
  • he ratted someone out to cops so all that ACAB shit will have him face a controversy;
truly stuck in his own lair of ferret piss and lies thinner than atoms.
 
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Ngl this is all funny.

He's self-contained in his shitter community and probably some of the furries.

Normal people don't want him.
The 'right' despises him.

I thought he could troon out and go full rainbow flag saluting retard making points how he's an internet and RL victim too but:
  • he earns too much;
  • he claims he worked for government in the past;
  • he ratted someone out to cops so all that ACAB shit will have him face a controversy;
truly stuck in his own lair of ferret piss and lies thinner than atoms.
Even the left hate him because of the Hogwarts Legacy shit. They accused him of supporting JK Hitler and wanting to gas the troons.
 


Still taking the bait hook line and sinker... He just gotta react like a true lolcow, also you can't clip his twitch stream anymore.



If you care about his voice you are terminally online...
 

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Still taking the bait hook line and sinker... He just gotta react like a true lolcow, also you can't clip his twitch stream anymore.
Ah yes, the update that totally finishes Altus, right that update. Finish your commercially released game before I finish one of my numerous projects and release it, Jason. Shouldn't be hard for a decades long professional.
 
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Still taking the bait hook line and sinker... He just gotta react like a true lolcow, also you can't clip his twitch stream anymore.
Did he claim responsibility for "taking down the ebul Kiwi Farms" yet?

Also, lol:
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Only took him 8 (?) years to add a "quit" button. :story:
 
Ngl this is all funny.

He's self-contained in his shitter community and probably some of the furries.

Normal people don't want him.
The 'right' despises him.

I thought he could troon out and go full rainbow flag saluting retard making points how he's an internet and RL victim too but:
  • he earns too much;
  • he claims he worked for government in the past;
  • he ratted someone out to cops so all that ACAB shit will have him face a controversy;
truly stuck in his own lair of ferret piss and lies thinner than atoms.
He still has asmongold and some other internet celebrity acquaintances, but they might drop him at any moment because they're not friends or anything. I'm not really into the whole """content """creator"""""" drama but I remember they kicked some alcoholic irish woman because she was causing too much trouble. The point they might support him but the situation isn't really stable.
 
Still taking the bait hook line and sinker... He just gotta react like a true lolcow, also you can't clip his twitch stream anymore.
First of all, he responded mid sentence, which is hilarious. Secondly, why does he make such a smug grin every time he bans someone? Why would anyone care about it besides his own fans? Thirdly, it was a minor update, does he expect people to replay the game so they can, idunno, test a quit button and obtain the "Engage Headbutts" achievement?
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If you care about his voice you are terminally online...
I don't really care about his voice but I am terminally online, so i guess this is one of the most truthful things he's ever spoken.
 
Did he claim responsibility for "taking down the ebul Kiwi Farms" yet?

Also, lol:
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Only took him 8 (?) years to add a "quit" button. :story:
Hey at least we know it's mald and not outsourced devs.
Because only mald would rebrand a hotfix as a major update that silenced the haters.
Would be funny if he names his next one from 1.0.9.64-1.0.9.65.
If 1.1 is a milestone that means it will take him 36 months to get there.
 
Did he claim responsibility for "taking down the ebul Kiwi Farms" yet?

Also, lol:
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Only took him 8 (?) years to add a "quit" button. :story:
The funniest part is that I saw that somebody on steam posted a review in Heartbound telling him how to make a quit button in his game's main menu maybe a week or two ago.
 
One of mald's favorite brags about his heartbound game is his lighting 'system'. He would walk up to his character to a window and light would shine on his pixelated character. He's really proud that it took minimal resources despite it being real time.

I don't program shit but this didn't sound impressive to me cause it sounded like a simple check and then changing the pixel colors of the character but what do I know.
thats because you have some sense of logic and a brain. as we see from Mald's code it would be an impressive endeavor for him. probably literally doing If=then for every single spot.
The forum had a little hiccup, happens from time to time.
happens every night about 7am GMT/11pm PST
but Scott is an interesting person.
honestly surprised no one in the jesus freak film industry has made a film about his life, being a devout Christian and making games to no effect only to become the king of horror for zoomers is amazing, its like Alice Cooper being conservative. honestly just the idea of a devote christian who's a horror icon is sort of a neat hook, literally a real life Orgasmo. especially for a guy who's politics are completely different from everyone else in the industry or on youtube at the time.
 
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