What ultimately did Zoey's OPSEC in is her extreme powerleveling on Reddit, which in retrospect would have made phonebooking her much easier had it not been overlooked.
Upon looking for more information on her, we found a comment from hers confirming her father's death was on October 6th, 2021. Using this information, we easily found an obituary that matched all of the information around her.
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Remember this file from earlier? Keep this one in mind.
Searching for anything on this 'Justin Blake Johnston', a Facebook account of a man from Destin was found. This account ceased all activity 2 days before the man in the obituary died, and matched Zoey's self reports.
An interesting post of Justin talking about his child was found. More interestingly, there was a comment stating his child was named 'Tiffany;, and that she was almost 16 at this time.
Remember this file? Turns out this was not a relative, but rather Zoey's real name being revealed.
So, we might have found her father. Who is her mother?
Well, because Zoey is retarded,
she powerleveled about how her mother's name is Stacey.
With that, it was easy to narrow down who her mother could be.
A page on whitepages was found
with the same address from the hurricane livestream.
Fun fact,
she had a fastpeoplesearch profile that was cache'd, but it was deleted by the time we found it. Zoey probably begged mommy to get her name off of people search websites.
What ultimately sealed the deal was when I searched up her voting record. Remember, Zooey said she voted.
This was not a lie. You see,
all you need to look up a voters information in Florida is their first and last name, as well as their birthdate. Using this information, I got a hit that matched everything we've learned about her through years of schizoposting.
The address matched Stacey's last reported address on fastpeoplesearch, the middle name was the same as
a previous alias she used, and the birthdate was the same as the one we celebrated last month. The information here aligns with our retard far more than the Zoey B. Thompson faildox.
Which means, that Zoey is actually
Tiffany Skylar Johnston, daughter of Stacey Leanne Johnston and the late Justin Blake Johnston. You are free to take this information with a grain of salt, but there are minimal contradictions here in comparison to the last attempt to unmask her.
I did a bit of research into past aliases of Stacey's, out of sheer curiosity. One of her previous surnames was 'Holdorff' according to whitepages.
Turns out, because Zoey's mother is most likely a greedy jew, she sued Disney World after being injured in a park ride.
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Now, this is pure speculation, but given that Zoey was 6 years old at the time of this article, and Stacey was known as "Stacey Holdorff" instead of "Stacey Johnston", there may be a possibility that Zoey's parents did not get married until after this event, far after she was born. Therefore, she may be an illegitimate child
Now, you might remember Robert Markus from the same desktop photo that had her real name.
After further digging, we are 100% certain this is her mother's ex boyfriend, the same one that Zoey kept telling us was "creepy" to her. He is listed as an associate of Stacey Johnston.
When Zoey would have been in 7th grade,
a Robert Markus living in Destin was arrested for stealing thousands of dollars from a restaurant, making him a felon. While there is no record for the sexual abuse that Zoey claims to have endured, these findings make me believe that she may have been telling the truth about being raped as a child.
(He also has a 5head, lul)
A little fun fact, but Zoey's father Justin was actually a
restaurant manager at a place called Lulu's. This is where we switch back to speculation mode. It turns out,
Lulu's is only a 5 minute drive away from Robert's address at the time of his arrest. Now, this may just be a coincidence, but it is possible that Robert may have stolen from Justin's place of employment with the help of Justin's ex wife. Zoey most likely turned to the Internet to cope with the type of family drama she had to witness.
This is not where the terrible parenting decisions end, unfortunately. During a search on Justin's Facebook, I noticed multiple of his posts had another woman tagged in them.
Lindsey Hamilton's real name is actually
Lindsey Banning, and she posted a couple of pictures of Zoey that are not visible on Justin's page, meaning she has personally interacted with our retard and most likely lived under the same roof as her.
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Unfortunately, Lindsey has a worse rap sheet than Robert.
She is a methhead prostitute who has had multiple child neglect charges against her in the past.
It seems that both Stacey and Justin have a keen eye for dating felons.
My closing thoughts on this matter are that both of Zoey's parents are to blame for the terrible influences they chose to subject their daughter to. The unstable family dynamic that Zoey was subjected to was most likely the root cause for the insanity and histrionic tendencies documented throughout this thread, with both genetics and drug abuse possibly playing roles in this. Really a sad situation all around.
And I said, "What about breakfast at Tiffany's?"
