Canada is a failed state

I thought Trumps annexation demand was a negotiating tool.

I was wrong.

He wants Imperium Americanum badly.

Really. Bad.
Where is he demanding Annexation? I know he's dunked on Trudeau for being the governor of the 51st State, but that was more him beefing with Trudy because he hates him. I don't think there has been any serious policy proposals about Annexation beyond memes.
 
Trump is being retarded when he says Canada should become the 51st state.

Do you know how stupid it would look to have a single state that's the size of the other 50 put together? For fuck's sake, we've already divided up our landmass into decently-sized chunks in the provinces, just make those the new states.
By population you'd actually be close to California in voting power. It's actually not that crazy to make Canada 1 state.
 
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By population you'd actually be close to California in voting power. It's actually not that crazy to make Canada 1 state.
(For the record I was trying to be funny, but missed the mark). I know we're equivalent to Commiefornia in population, but come on, it would make the maps look stupid as hell </map autist>
 
All Canada has to do to stop the tariffs is to become the 51st state:
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(For the record I was trying to be funny, but missed the mark). I know we're equivalent to Commiefornia in population, but come on, it would make the maps look stupid as hell </map autist>
Oh the maps would be stupid as fuck lmao. 50 roughly equal sized states, then just Canada as a state.
 
You wouldn't have to worry about delegating congressional and senatorial seats in Canada.

Just make them into honorary American territory with no voting rights unless living in annexed Canada for 20 years and completed American reeducation.

Exclude certain members of Canadians like people who became a Canadian less than 10 years and Permanent resident must return back home.

Refugees must go back home.

That will remove about 4-5 million from the population.
 
Just got back from several supermarkets (Southern Ontario). The shift between last week and today is shocking and apparent. Many of the shelves have become more uniform with entire shelves being made up of a single product like stuffing mix or bags of rice from the same company (where there used to be many different brands and kinds of rice). Canadian products have been hastily set up in their own displays on the ends of the aisles, also with a lack of variety. Prices are the same as before for now, but I'm assuming that's going to change very soon. Stores are very clearly preparing for a lack of American imports.
 
Just got back from several supermarkets (Southern Ontario). The shift between last week and today is shocking and apparent. Many of the shelves have become more uniform with entire shelves being made up of a single product like stuffing mix or bags of rice from the same company (where there used to be many different brands and kinds of rice). Canadian products have been hastily set up in their own displays on the ends of the aisles, also with a lack of variety. Prices are the same as before for now, but I'm assuming that's going to change very soon. Stores are very clearly preparing for a lack of American imports.
It's real. We are gonna get wrecked.
 
Most of Ontario is good it's really just Ottawa, Toronto, Hamilton and Brampton that are the irredeemable shitholes.
Just turn Toronto and its exurbs into its own state, separate from Ontario, and all of the problems with taking Ontario are solved. The level of spite against Toronto in the rest of Ontario isn't quite Alberta-tier but sometimes you'll hear some wild shit. "Go back Toronto" isn't just an outside-of-Ontario thing when people parachute in and start talking about how much the local culture sucks and needs to change. If Ontario were taken as-is, it would be a blue-leaning swing state.

If Toronto and Ontario were both separate states, you'd have a small blue state with a few EC votes that always go Democrat, but the rest of the province would be a purple swing state. Split off Vancouver Island and the southwestern coast of BC from the rest of BC, same thing. I think, contrary to popular belief, you'd have a slight net-gain of red states if you annexed Canada when you account for the fact that some of these "blue states" would in fact be swing states, even without carving them into smaller states.

Plus, you can even make Vivek people happy by just suddenly having the "Silicon Valley" in the Northeast they keep bitching about be its own state.

Worth noting for both Americans and Canadians: healthcare policy is state-level in the US. If Canadian provinces wanted to, they'd be able to have the exact same health systems they currently have in Canada, if they became US states. Whether they would choose to do so, no idea.

Anyway, I can't wait to proudly cast my vote at an Ontario polling station for Donald Trump's third term.
 
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Given how absolutely fucking retarded both Americans and Canadians are, I'd rather be stateless and live in an airport for fifty years.

Rushing to be treated like we treat the natives is the most bootlicking moronic behavior. "Yes Massa Murica, I am inferior, plz govern me! I can't move, I don't vote, I can barely even read - plz plz govern me and save me." This whole cowtowing to American trolling to own the libs makes you look inferior and weak and unable to think independently. So insecure you need to get in on the joke so you don't think you are the joke itself. It's like a black person trying to mock slavery by acting like a slave and begging to be enslaved. Except not even niggers do this nor Jeets. That's how bad off white Canadians actually are, they are orchestrating their own demise now.
 
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