Stupidest Reasons People Have Decided They Were Trans - I'm depressed because I get sad. I'm a psychopath because I get mad. I'm trans because I watch gay porn.

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

This is moreso a creepy reason for why someone thought they were trans but I remember reading this one twitter post where someone asked a TIM why he thinks he's a woman and he gave a very bizarre story. He talked about how when him and his sister were toddlers that their mother would clean them during bath time and he made the claim that when he first saw his sister's vagina that he screamed "THAT'S WHAT I WANT!" and ever since that day, he said he always believed he was a girl. There obvious has to be more to his story because even if he did say that, it feels creepy for a brother to be obsessed with his sister private parts.

Kids want what they can't have. I'd believe it if it was an anecdote from the mother, but this sounds made up.

 

[Jacques1194]

Kids want what they can't have. I'd believe it if it was an anecdote from the mother, but this sounds made up.

To be honest, considering that there's a lot of TIMs who skinwalk a female family member or an ex friend, I think the truth might be that this guy became envious of his sister and transitioned because he wanted the attention that his sister was getting. He just made up this toddler story because he wanted to make it seem like it was an "innocent story" of him wanting to be his sister.

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

Bet y'all can guess what that led to a year later

...postmarked suicide?

 

[Le Chape au Claque]

...postmarked suicide?

Pooner me may have come up with something perfect for the random text rotaion thing...

"among us transed my gender"

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

Pooner me may have come up with something perfect for the random text rotaion thing...

"among us transed my gender"

self-election to random is gay.

so among us turned you into a pooner?

 

[Axiom.]

Titty skittles and an open scab wound would guarantee a pretty goth gf is pretty up there for me personally.

 

[Le Chape au Claque]

so among us turned you into a pooner?

At least, that's what it felt like. Getting used to masculine terms and being unable to stop after a while=actually being a true and honest boy, apparently.

Also tip learnt! Thanks.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Crossdressing fetish, so the age-old answer: cooming

My IRL friend had the fetish from when he was a teen, I think. Thought he hid it but it was obvious from his anime choices. As we got older I didn't see him much due to our schedules, once every couple of years we'd go hang out. His speech mannerisms got weird and lispy, and I knew it would be a matter of time before he trooned out. He finally told me in late '22. Given the timeline of what led to his "epiphany," I'm certain the Mae Dean/Kevkev comic made him snap, because he's a webcomic kinda guy and I knew he followed that one. That, and a good old midlife crisis.

He and Reddit brainwashed his wife into playing along, but I hold out hope. Her sister and BIL are based terves, maybe they can talk sense into her. Also I'm certain my old friend is involved in a few tawdry affairs with other 40-50 year old "ladies" online in which they get off calling each other beautiful girls. Can't wait for the wife to discover that.

Even crazier: knew some guy from online with mental problems. He was convinced becoming a girl would make the abusive father who beat him and left the family come back and embrace his "daughter." That was the seed of my peaking and this was the mid-2000s, well before the troon epidemic set in. It's always been clear to me that it's a result of untreated mental illness.

My IRL friend from above chatted with him and I'm certain groomed him. This was around the time DC Simpson came out and posted the dogfucking comic, which the online friend became obsessed with. Webcomics and gooning, that's all it takes for these pathetic men.

 

[bad at usernames]

I knew a girl in 2019 who wanted to transition because she was obsessed with BTS and wanted to look like a kpop idol (she was white also so idk if that was also a bit of a transracial thing)

 

[Beautiful Border]

Why not talk about the smartest reasons people have decided they were trans?
Argentinian man legally changes gender 'so he can retire earlier'

 

[BradeRunna]

I have never had a problem with my gender/sex. So, I can't even wrap my mind around it. Of course I was always liked girls. I just didn't have all the pieces together till I saw my first porn video. Then I was like "oh that's what I want to do with them". Halloween was always fun as kid because I got to see all the teenage girls in their slutty vampire witch and belly dancer costumes.

It used to be classified as a mental illness till they started pretending these people were normal and shit like that.

If you are an ugly man, you have to find an ugly woman. It doesn't mean you were supposed to be a female. The same thing goes for ugly women. You have to find an ugly man. It's a little easier for women because men will basically fuck anything really. Till they get tired of it. You can only fuck fatties uglies and average bitches for so long before you get tired of it. Eventually every guy gets tired of having to pretend they are with someone more attractive.

 

[Termina]

Wasn't there an article that claimed Maddie/Adam Blaustein dubbing Team Rocket's Meowth was what made him troon out? Meanwhile that specific Meowth is male... Huh...

From Bulbapedia:

Adam/Maddie Blaustein apparently was intersex, but was convinced to troon out by a children's anime.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

For those that watch anime: yuri shit. Same with the pooners and yaoi porn, it's usually yuri that leads the guys into the tranny pipeline.
First its obsessing over the girls and next it's them trying to become a trans lesbian thinking they'll get their cute lesbian gf too if they act like a kawaii anime gurl. Which spoiler alert often never happens or they start harassing the actual lesbian chicks if they get rejected by them.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

agp fantasies arent exactly normal

its more "normal" than most other kinks, especially the ones that troons get into. i somewhat remember man getting caught crossdressing as a punchline in a lot of older media. "agp doesn't exist" never made sense to me in the slightest, it's one of the most well known male kinks there are.

i knew an online pooner with a narc mom. her mom would frequently doll her up, constantly tell her she needed to be beautiful, etc. eventually she pooned out, and then her mom's opinion on her flipped. i don't think she ever was able to make the link of where the dysphoria was from. sad, because she was one of the most rational pooners i had ever met.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Fun thread. Here are some goofy ones I've encountered:

What kind of freaks are you hanging around?

 

[Meelo]

The years on T gave her a Rich Evans hairline; so she kind of looks how Peter Gabriel did in the 70's. She ended up marrying another pooner who does her own face tattoos freehand, and their wedding photos depicted the two of them feeding each other a Costco rotisserie chicken in a cemetery.

Funniest fucking shit I've ever read on here, do you work at a circus?

 

[XANA]

One of my former friends spent way too much time on the internet, convinced himself he was a femboy, and without any father figure or bullying to check him, changed his name and began referring to himself as a woman. It probably didn't help that he was one of those people that filled his room with anime stuff, and referred to things in the cutesy Tumblr-speak way (eg: stuffed animals would be called "stuffies"). He was a grown man at that point.

Another one of them was stereotypically gay, but because he liked a bunch of lady stuff (eg: makeup, dressing stylishly, painting nails), decided that he probably was a woman after all.

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

Took LSD and realized he was too "empathetic" to be a man. This stunning and brave empathetic troon would also solicit 13 year old girls for nudes and then threaten to kill himself/rape them when they refused.

 

[majorplayer]

I didn't make the connection between anime and troons but a lot of people trooned out after they started cosplaying characters of the opposite sex. And not like gender swapped versions, they made it a point to look like and be referred to the other sex character.

What was sad for me was a lot of times it would be conventionally attractive women who were not comfortable with their own bodies that eventually started this trend. I was told point blank that "I'm not a woman" multiple times to my shock and dismay.

On the guy side it was simple. Most of the crossdressing male cosplayers, even the ones who did the Cloud FF7 dress ended up trooning out. Most would just get breast augmentation. Very few would get the chop. I know that if they crossdressed most wouldn't have even considered transgenderism. But as it stands, the cult is strong. I just thought most were gay and just imagined themselves as girls while they were getting boned.

Personally, I never took them seriously. It would be the one oddball crossdresser. They were just gay RuPaul drag race types. But when they started asking to be taken seriously that's when shit went off the rails.

 

[Spergetti]

Storytime: I used to be in a PhD program, and there was a guy I met there that was accepted the same year I was (let's call him Greg) who became a personal lolcow of mine. I could probably write pages about this guy, but I'll try to keep this concise and on topic. He was married to a woman, and from what I gathered about his past he had basically spent the last 10 years failing at every job he had after he left college, so he decided to go back to college again and become a professor. Fast-forward about five years, and the rest of the grads who have been in the program this long are looking for anything they can do to network and improve their chances on the job market. As for me, I'm making plans to leave the program before my funding runs out because it finally occurs to me that straight white men, such as myself and the subject of this story, are never going to get a job as professors. During this time, I come across a group of our grad students (Greg among them), and I go mingle with them. He strikes up a conversation with me, and I refer to him as "Greg", and one of the female grads interjects to correct me that he goes by "Grace" now. At this moment, Greg has made no effort to dress like a woman, and he forgives my dead naming because (in his words) "I haven't gone girl mode yet." Next week, Greg shows up on campus wearing a dress and make-up, which of course makes him just look like like a dude wearing a dress and make-up, and I find out that same week he just submitted his dissertation proposal for approval and he is putting out feelers for job opportunities after he graduates. I am 1000% certain he trooned out just to get a job, the timing was way too convenient. This was right at the fever pitch of tranny mania in academic spaces (and every other space for that matter), and grad students are desperate motherfuckers. I left the program a couple of years ago, so right before I wrote this I looked him up on Facebook really quick to see if he actually got a job. Apparently he still lives in the same town the grad program is located in, he does not have a job listed, and I can find no mention of him getting a teaching position on the department website. But that's not all my cyberstalking revealed: I noticed that his Facebook profile no longer shows any sign of his wife. I found his wife's profile, which is still active, and it has no sign of him on it. So, from what I can gather from a distance, he still has no job and he also lost his wife.

TL;DR: A former colleague trooned out just to get a job, but he failed to get a job and he no longer has a wife either.