Canada is a failed state

[Drihten]

Wishing every Canuck here well, you guys don't deserve to suffer for your retarded establishment. In many ways Britain is an incredibly similar and grim situation, however even Starmer was wise enough to start sucking on Trump's schlong as hard as he possibly could and that's the only way we've avoided the tariff rage (so far). Hopefully in the future there can be greater cooperation between us and the other former dominions, but for now, as I said, I'm praying for you fellers.

With all that being said however - Nuke Toronto and Birmingham.

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

Given how absolutely fucking retarded both Americans and Canadians are, I'd rather be stateless and live in an airport for fifty years.

Rushing to be treated like we treat the natives is the most bootlicking moronic behavior. "Yes Massa Murica, I am inferior, plz govern me! I can't move, I don't vote, I can barely even read - plz plz govern me and save me." This whole cowtowing to American trolling to own the libs makes you look inferior and weak and unable to think independently. So insecure you need to get in on the joke so you don't think you are the joke itself. It's like a black person trying to mock slavery by acting like a slave and begging to be enslaved. Except not even niggers do this nor Jeets. That's how bad off white Canadians actually are, they are orchestrating their own demise now.

The actual joke are all of the Canadians saying they'll do guerilla resistance against Cheeto Hitler. Oh yeah, the Geneva Conventions. I remember when the heroic Skinnyfat Cubicle Monkey brigades held the line at Somme, when the I Got PTSD from Selling Weed as a Teenager battalions stormed Normandy, and when the Doughy Stoner brigades laid down their lives at Vimy Ridge.

The simple facts of the matter is, I don't owe Ottawa or Toronto a damn thing. They have done nothing but actively make life worse on purpose, and they have done nothing to earn loyalty from the populace. If other people feel otherwise, they can; it's a free country after all. JFK (whose greatest contribution to Canadian culture was regime-changing Diefenbaker so that Trudeau Sr. could come in a few years later more or less unopposed) was right to a point, but eventually you really should ask "what can my country do for me?"

 

[Cloggie271828]

There is no way that the USA wants all of Canada.....it is incompatible culturally in some spots and politically it makes California look like alt-right.

Logical breakdown would be Alberta+ Saskatchewan+BC = 10 million people (let's call it Buffalo)

Ontario + Manitoba = 16 million (let's call it Laurentia)

Cede Quebec to France and build a 100 metre wall around it - you do not want Quebec (unless you take all the French speakers and hive them off to France)

The Maritimes (Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia) as a single state = 2.2 million (call it Maritimes)

The Territories either remain as territories or become part of Alaska

I think there will be a hell of a fight over the indigenous people who basically say that they own all of the country and therefore they should get it back. It would be some delicate maneuvering to work that issue as they are entitled as they come and have no skills as a group.

I would say for the first 10 years that each of states would not get senators as they are too inexperienced to actually understand the workings of the USA. I would say that maybe even pairing up senators (e.g, a bordering existing state provides senate coverage for the "new" state)

So each state gets states rights, a governor and legislature just like any state and have significant education program to train the Canadians in US practice. It may even be best to have the first term or maybe even the first 10 years run by an appointed governor and cabinet - again, likely from a neighbouring state .

Financially, you'd have to take over the Canadian debt but that may well be a relatively minor deal considering the currency is falling like a stone and heavens, who will notice Canada's $1trn in amongst the $30trn or so you already have on the books.

There are some good assets to take over, pension funds are in pretty good shape and you could shut down all manner of departments in government.

Health care would be a sticking point for many, easy way out of that is to allow each of the new states to continue with their existing health care system as a state matter and then let their citizens decide. For me, if I could save $30k on my income tax but had to pay $30k for good health care (I am 68, wife is 54) I would switch in a heartbeat as our experience in Colorado and Texas is that the health care is superior, just very expensive.

Anyway, I have said several times in my newbie posts - I have been here all of 3 days - Canada is a failed state, its collapse is getting closer by the day, but it will take an economic collapse or inspired leadership on both sides of the border to make this happen.

D.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

tell me, o powerful oracle of alberta, what is the coming future for canada? is the US going to take over canada?

Trudy's gonna take his siphoned money and move, only question is does he have the balls to rub it in people's faces to move to China specifically. mAID is gonna ramp, and become involuntary for olds and disabled. China and India is gonna be even more open with there bullshit. Retards are gonna continue to be retarded. (Also to PL, I'm not Albertan, which means I'm mega fucked).

I'd like to think we can reverse and course correct, but I'm not holding my breathe. Pollievere is not going to do anything to stop the bleeding, at best he might slow it but the nation is still gonna die of blood loss. The pajeets will try to go south, but will eventually return. Britain and China will make half hearted territorial grabs. Ultimately

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I just can't be bothered to be fighting for Team Canada when it looks and smells like Bangladesh.

I mean, why the fuck would any able-bodied man fight for the country? The Liberals and NDP have done everything they can to alienate them and sabotage their futures in favor of globalism and the elite.

Those responsible deserve to suffer. Badly. And one of the ways they can suffer is when strong men don't help them in times of turmoil.

Hell, the tariffs and economic unstability is a great time to take advantage of the chaos and cause some damage to the powers that be and their globohomo backers, but I'm not gonna fedpost how.

 

[Totallyunknown]

The actual joke are all of the Canadians saying they'll do guerilla resistance against Cheeto Hitler

No its definitely watching the Canadian niggers cock suck Americans across social media because they want to be seen as inferior and stupid on purpose by both other Canadians and Americans. How buck broken by Trudeau can you possibly get?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I find it incomprehensible how people can be fooled yet again.

Trudeau has done everything in the book to cripple the country by restrictive laws, taxes, blocking pipelines, stopping investment and loading the country full of costly immigrants.

He makes one speech saying he will triumph over the evil Americans and now Canadians are tripping over themselves saying what a wonderful leader he is? Seriously?

I'm seeing Redditors ask each other where they can buy Maple Leaf merch.

These are the same faggots that can't go 24 hours without seething about the "Freedum" truckers or a pickup truck with a "Fuck Trudeau" decal from 3 years ago.

 

[karaokeman]

No, I don't really agree with that either. You're made up of castoffs who were too broke for a good climate.

While America was importing slave niggers, convict Brits, and indentured spics, Canada was almost entirely populated by native born Europeans.

If it wasn't for the massive Indian immigration plague, Canada would have the claim for the oldest European nation in America.

That's what we lost, we lost our European nation status.

 

[Maker's Mark]

PICTURED: God Emperor Trump admires his weapon of choice before the public execution of Prime Minister Mark Carney (2025. Colorized)

 

[genericlurker777]

While America was importing slave niggers, convict Brits, and indentured spics, Canada was almost entirely populated by native born Europeans.

If it wasn't for the massive Indian immigration plague, Canada would have the claim for the oldest European nation in America.

That's what we lost, we lost our European nation status.

Lol, you're populated by unwanted spares, exiles, and Frenchmen. Somehow, the French are the most respectable. They seem able to get things they want out of your blighted wasteland. How about this? If you want to hold the pride of that dead continent and it's decaying bloodlines over the leading superpower, then just keep doing what you're doing. Canada's actually got a great track record between the shitty prices and the crappy healthcare.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Its more and more apparent trump wants to take over canada, hostilely or otherwise. Nothing Canada can do or say will change that. Trump will take Canada a la ukraine.

The deal Trump made with Putin is that Russia can have Ukraine as long as America gets to annex Canada and the Arctic.

America gets the NW Passage

Russia gets their warm water ports

 

[mindlessobserver]

(For the record I was trying to be funny, but missed the mark). I know we're equivalent to Commiefornia in population, but come on, it would make the maps look stupid as hell </map autist>

If we want to indulge in map Autism, Ontario and Quebec can be two States, but Quebec loses territory south of the Saint Laurence to New York, Vermont and New Hampshire. Maine gets New Brunswick, and Nova Scotia/Newfoundland can be incorporated into their own thing. Either a State or Territory. Maybe combine them with Greenland into one big Island thing like Hawaii. Prairie States become one State, and Washington State get British Colombia because they are basically the same people anyway and the Oregon Compromise was a mistake etc. The Howling wilderness will become Federal Territories and we will build a huge wall of Ice between us and them. That should net 3 States and maybe 3 Territories, or 4 States and 2 territories while also fixing border gore.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I think it's a joke. Obviously the subdivisions would be the actual states. But if you call Canada a state, then you can shit on Trudeau by calling him a governor.

With Trudeau as a Governor, Tim Walz will no longer be the gayest Governor

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

The deal Trump made with Putin is that Russia can have Ukraine as long as America gets to annex Canada and the Arctic.

America gets the NW Passage

Russia gets their warm water ports

That's a good deal. Russia keeps what they already should own. USA expands their military and economic ambitions north without any opposition.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

If we want to indulge in map Autism, Ontario and Quebec can be two States, but Quebec loses territory south of the Saint Laurence to New York, Vermont and New Hampshire. Maine gets New Brunswick, and Nova Scotia/Newfoundland can be incorporated into their own thing. Either a State or Territory. Maybe combine them with Greenland into one big Island thing like Hawaii. Prairie States become one State, and Washington State get British Colombia because they are basically the same people anyway and the Oregon Compromise was a mistake etc. The Howling wilderness will become Federal Territories and we will build a huge wall of Ice between us and them. That should net 3 States and maybe 3 Territories, or 4 States and 2 territories while also fixing border gore.

Newfoundland and Greenland combined would be great (with Labrador being ceded to Quebec for map autism reasons). Rename Greenland to Upper Newfoundland and Newfoundland to Lower Newfoundland

 

[BeetleBug242]

Idk if this is exactly what I was expecting or if it’s worse? I’m thinking almost worse? Doom posters are being rewarded but at what cost?

 

[Baraka Obama]

Just got back from several supermarkets (Southern Ontario). The shift between last week and today is shocking and apparent. Many of the shelves have become more uniform with entire shelves being made up of a single product like stuffing mix or bags of rice from the same company (where there used to be many different brands and kinds of rice). Canadian products have been hastily set up in their own displays on the ends of the aisles, also with a lack of variety. Prices are the same as before for now, but I'm assuming that's going to change very soon. Stores are very clearly preparing for a lack of American imports.

I go to grocery stores almost every day (I need to buy milk for 5 kids).

Looks about the same.

IDK what you're buying that even comes from the US, produce this time of year is overwhelmingly Mexico with some citrus from ZA or Argentina, and a handful of winter crops from Canada like root veggies, cabbage, brussel sprouts, leek, mushrooms and apples.

Meat almost all from Canada to begin with.

Milk is all from Canada, same with yogurt / cheese.

Bread, flour, oats are already from Canada.

Seafood tends to be imports from non US countries.

Rice is the only thing I tend to buy that you'd see a lot of US produce but that's an easy one to swap out. Mostly been buying a Taiwan sourced hinohikari "Sunshine" rice labelled 山水の日光米.

Like if you're retarded enough to eat disgusting hyper processed slop then you might just want to clean up your diet?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

This is so sad

 

[Flan Handler]

Canadians are impotently seething about people not being supportive enough of Trudeau and “Team Canada” in their hour of need. And secession/annexation supporters are the weak ones? Lol

I don’t think they’ve internalized that Canada has weakened itself to the point that final decisions about what happens will be made in DC.

We will be secretly annexed by China, or overtly annexed by USA, the battle will between them, and Canadians will eat what gets dished to them.

Normie canadians do not understand how extensive the money laundering, and human & drug trafficking are. One of the reasons the government seems so useless is that they are aware cracking down on money laundering will be as bad or worse for the economy than the impact of the tariffs.

If anyone wants links lmk I don’t feel like effortposting unless anyone wants to read them

 

[Betonhaus]

At this point if Trump actually does plan to annex parts of Canada he probably won't make any moves for a month or two, to show that the Canadain elite are more then willing to sabotage the nation. And once Canada is supposed to have their elections only for the Liberals to somehow maintain control.