Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Great Dane]

almost hit by car

suicide baiting because of a Facebook comment

stream cancelled

threatening to delete social media

passport

election

Black History Month

 

[kazuhiro]

almost hit by car

Almost hit by a car again? These are from last July.

stream cancelled

Pnictogen (Larper is currently using his Monophylos account) replied with some sympathy.

passport

"My mail six." He went into it on Meow as well.

Gneech.

More recolors.

Women's trousers.

KangaLou repost.

Ken Martin. People seem not to have much faith in the guy.

Plus this enigmatic exchange with another Pennsylvanian.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Proof that Christine is real and stalking Louina? Has anyone seen Stephen King lately?

 

[Aunt Carol]

almost hit by car

He keeps breaking the sauce jars! Time to get the kind in a can, or bring some bubble wrap in his reusable bags for the trip home.

When you identify a repeated problem in your life, it's time to be proactive, not reactive.

 

[Dieter Laser]

How in the fuck is he gonna complain about how fragile his clothes are in one breath and then make such a big deal that he needs to use sandpaper to rip a hole in his new pants? I know that he’s fucking retarded but still.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

How in the fuck is he gonna complain about how fragile his clothes are in one breath and then make such a big deal that he needs to use sandpaper to rip a hole in his new pants? I know that he’s fucking retarded but still.

I would also be asking why the hell someone that is "constantly in need of help" would be thinking of damaging an item of clothing? I get that that's a stupid fashion trend, but that kind of thinking really does show that Lou has never really gone without.

 

[The Dude]

Guarantee you that if there's even a shred of truth to Louie's "I nearly got hit by a car" stories (highly doubtful) that they were Louie's fault and not the car. He was probably paying more attention to his phone or iPad than he was to his surroundings and where he was walking, and ended up walking out in front of traffic or against the "DON'T WALK" signal at a crosswalk.

How in the fuck is he gonna complain about how fragile his clothes are in one breath and then make such a big deal that he needs to use sandpaper to rip a hole in his new pants? I know that he’s fucking retarded but still.

Louie has convinced himself that being "punk" is part of his identity now, so of course that means he needs to rip holes in his jeans. That's literally what it's all about, because he's an old out of touch boomer who has no idea what punk is actually about and is just going off memories of what punks were like when he was a kid.

 

[Solid Snek]

Pnictogen (Larper is currently using his Monophylos account) replied with some sympathy.

Rando on Facebook calling you "a confused homosexual man" is worse than getting run over by a car?

Meanwhile, 10-1 odds that Facebook Guy was told some variant of "you're a Nazi", "you should kill yourself", and/or "you're subhuman and I would happily murder you if I could" by Lou. BUT OOOO calling Lou a confused homosexual man, poor Lou, how will he will survive such an injustice?

 

[Dieter Laser]

How dare that person call him a confused homosexual man.

He’s not a man at all. They got the dumb faggot part right.

 

[Morshu's Paradise]

View attachment 6930183

The best part is that he's not even canceling because he "almost got hit by a car", he's canceling because no one cares he almost got hit by a car. So this is probably what happened:
"Hey dead mom, I almossht got by a car on the road today."
"Okay"
"I almossht DIED. I even broke my third pizza sauce jar of the week.
"Lou, this happens every couple of months"
"Looks like I'll be throwing away my meds, then"

 

[kazuhiro]

Brazil.

AI.

(Lou got blocked for this.)

Boozy.


Theology.

Hornyposting.




More PPV wrestling.




Politics.



Nazi regime in Israel.

Zionism = Nazism.

Cats.

Doctor.

Presumably a Disqus conversation.

Legal name.

Still plural.

Cosplay.

Lucky natives.

Mark Cuban.

Canada.


And this snippy exchange.

 

[Iron Hamster]

almost hit by car
View attachment 6929974

Getting hit by modes of trans-portation seems to be hereditary.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

I wonder what happened to Ace and Apolla and Wynn and whatever all the old head mates were named (I think one was already named Rhiannon.) Maybe Rhiannon the therian ate them.

 

[The Dude]

I'm so tired of the "America is stolen land!" bullshit. No, it's rightfully conquered land, not stolen. And guess what? Every nation on this Earth is conquered land stretching back to the dawn of mankind. Even the Native Americans conquered land from other Native Americans. That's just the way it is and no amount of virtue signaling on social media for Leftard brownie points is ever going to change that.

 

[Solid Snek]

Hornyposting.

Yeah, that's a "confused homosexual man" post alright.

For reference:

Spoiler: context

This is Trish Stratus, the girl Lou is no longer attracted to:


Jordynne Grace, meanwhile, is basically Lou Ferrigno in a wig:

It's interesting how Lou's always seemed to get off to a mixture of both feminine and masculine traits - his classic "type" being a muscle lion with the silicone tits of Trish and the roided lats of Jordynne - but judging by these posts, I'm guessing his gayness and tittyskittles are overpowering whatever was left of his heterosexual drive.

AI.

(Lou got blocked for this.)

I'm really surprised that Lou, of all people, is speaking out against AI.

You'd think that, what with him being the greedy porn-addicted mooch that he is, he'd be the FIRST to learn AI, in order to better feed his habit.

But... I mean, it's not the porn though, is it? Maybe it's not the iPads or the spaghetti sauce jars or any other THING in particular that lies at the heart of his addiction. I think perhaps Lou's addicted to spending money, BLOWING money, unearned money, and maybe if it ever got to the point where Lou could get a free lifetime supply of Macbooks or chicken wings or whatever the fuck, he'd wind up getting bored and drop that part of his habit overnight?

 

[Spunt]

The best part is that he's not even canceling because he "almost got hit by a car", he's canceling because no one cares he almost got hit by a car. So this is probably what happened:
"Hey dead mom, I almossht got by a car on the road today."
"Okay"
"I almossht DIED. I even broke my third pizza sauce jar of the week.
"Lou, this happens every couple of months"
"Looks like I'll be throwing away my meds, then"

The only part of Lou's transition that's in any way convincing is his bizarrely accurate ongoing impression of a histrionic, petulant and very, very stupid teenage girl. It's a huge stereotype, sure, but he really is dedicated to the bit.

 

[Morshu's Paradise]

I love the idea that America is about to fully embrace fascism but will still respect tribal sovereignty

 

[Spoonomancer]

(Lou got blocked for this.)

quote from man whose grandfather was a scab and proudly bragged about it until the Farms brought it up, thus no longer bragging about it.

What's the lore on this Ken Martin guy and why is Lou acting much more angry in text about this person than he has about this John Fetterman person he has a huge hate-boner over? I know it's normal for Lou to hate politician's because politician funding isn't going to him specifically while he complains about not earning disability and wanting to kill people on Disqus for being mentally ill, but it's especially weird since no politician has been hated this hard by Lou since the presidents when he was pretending to be some white mom in Pennsylvania with both a high paying work from home job and being so crippled that he can't even apply for disability much less work a work from home job on Disqus.

And this snippy exchange.

Imagine being sent a message essentially ending with "I think that Conservatives and Democrats due to my line of thinking should just kill themselves" on Bluesky only to find out that the person who sent that message is a furry who claims to be the sole breadwinner of an entire family whose entire means of monetary gain seems to be asking for money on Bluesky while discussing the ideas of having said funds be used to pay for muscle-laden horse cock porn or whatever Lou adopted from his mother and Ciraeon while said Disabled Furry Mother posts about their latest Gneech Recolors and passing them off as new.

I wonder what happened to Ace and Apolla and Wynn and whatever all the old head mates were named (I think one was already named Rhiannon.) Maybe Rhiannon the therian ate them.

Lou killed them off because he was catching flak for trying to pull the Pluralism card immediately after another really weird controversy, only for him to pull a Pluralism and Therianism card because he thinks he can hide behind both of them when he gets caught telling the wrong trans person to be kill themselves for trying to correct him because according to Lou, only mentally ill schizophrenic christians try to correct Lou.

I'm really surprised that Lou, of all people, is speaking out against AI.

You'd think that, what with him being the greedy porn-addicted mooch that he is, he'd be the FIRST to learn AI, in order to better feed his habit.

But... I mean, it's not the porn though, is it? Maybe it's not the iPads or the spaghetti sauce jars or any other THING in particular that lies at the heart of his addiction. I think perhaps Lou's addicted to spending money, BLOWING money, unearned money, and maybe if it ever got to the point where Lou could get a free lifetime supply of Macbooks or chicken wings or whatever the fuck, he'd wind up getting bored and drop that part of his habit overnight?

You know, I'm surprised as well. Not because the reason you mention, I imagine the anti-AI stance he has is because Lou doesn't want to be seen as Persona Non Grata in furry communities for using AI Artwork but he would proudly support AI Artwork if it meant he could get infinite Gneechmissions no matter when he wanted without paying Gneech with zero consequence.

 

[Paper Plate]

Lou is just speaking out against AI because it's fashionable among the groups he grifts off of to do so. I'm sure he's typing "tiger, female, ((((big boob))))" into an AI generator in another window with a big stupid grin on his face as he takes a swig of ketchup.

 

[Solid Snek]

What's the lore on this Ken Martin guy and why is Lou acting much more angry in text about this person than he has about this John Fetterman person he has a huge hate-boner over?

I was wondering that, too. With Fetterman, Lou's hateboner at least makes contextual sense, given that Fetterman is a fellow Pennsylvania boyo and Lou was rubbing himself out to Fettermania back when he was first running for election, with the ads all promising he'd be the white dude AOC. Fetterman's faceturn into a persona tranny-non-grata has been hard for Lou, since it's a personal betrayal by a yinzer he looked up to.


I don't follow Dem lore enough to know who Martin is or why he's Hitler, but newscopy all seems to emphasize his "pro-labor, pro-working-class" agenda, which is naturally terrifying to Lou (help! Work!), and would make sense as part of the Dem's pivot away from more progressive, laptop socialist causes, and back towards blue collar white people (i.e. Nazis). He's almost certainly going to be insufficiently deferential to trannies in particular and wokes in general (the mainline Democratic Party blames trannies and wokes for their loss), and I'm going to take a wild guess that Martin likes Israel too.*

Sampling of a Reddit reaction thread:


*edit yeah, this is Martin going to bat for Israel a couple years ago:



Also, you have to remember that Lou isn't particularly sophisticated with his hate. He'll hate who he's told to, when he's told to, or at the very least will hate who he THINKS he should, when he THINKS he should. For Lou, there's really no need for justification, beyond the social approval he expects to gain (or lose).