Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,926 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,269
ferret piss drinking faggot: hey dipshit dogshit dumbass *stretches* you didnt buy the game first time chatter, you're banned, there was an update yesterday, good luck
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also ferret piss drinking faggot: ok now I can stop making heartbound and do some free minecraft mmo i dont own to nobody unlike the game i got 20k 8 years ago to make
 
Gimme my puzzle pieces, but Scott is an interesting person.
Won't get that from me. If I was forced to pick anyone in the gaming industry to call a "role model", I'd have to pick Scott. Talented, a decent person, self-aware enough to embrace the criticism and make something of it. As cringe as FNaF is to me, I can respect Scott's drive and abilities far more than I can damn near anyone else in the industry.
 
Remember when people started making yandere sim clones to spite Alex? That not only were better, but were made faster and more efficiently?
I hope that happens to jason, someone making a Heartbound clone but with a cockroach looking for his missing talking kiwi fruit.
"Heartburn"
 
Everyone in the Twitch community hates him and Asmongoloid don't.

Asmon just need to be a contrarian and Mald is in Mythic. A streaming agency from Asmon. That would be the only reason he is defending Maldy right now.
I'm not sure how well that will hold up. On Steak and Eggs Asmon started with something like "I like Thor, but it's funy to talk about the drama." and ended on "Speaking about dumb people...". He also mentions that he was planning to look into the Animal Well cheating, but I haven't seen if he did and what he had to say about that.

Maybe them having Lacari, of all poeple, on the show now isn't going to make Maldy too happy.

40:50 to 54:42 about Maldy

also not sure if this would need archiving and I still need to read up on how to do that correctly, maybe I'm being a massive newFig.
 
also not sure if this would need archiving and I still need to read up on how to do that correctly, maybe I'm being a massive newFig.
Check out yt-dlp and Archival Tools (also linked in the Forum Guidelines section), but I got you on this one.

Fun watch!
 
I'm not sure how well that will hold up. On Steak and Eggs Asmon started with something like "I like Thor, but it's funy to talk about the drama." and ended on "Speaking about dumb people...". He also mentions that he was planning to look into the Animal Well cheating, but I haven't seen if he did and what he had to say about that.

Maybe them having Lacari, of all poeple, on the show now isn't going to make Maldy too happy.

40:50 to 54:42 about Maldy

also not sure if this would need archiving and I still need to read up on how to do that correctly, maybe I'm being a massive newFig.
i think leftside mage guy who got flamed by fagtree illustrates how anyone who isnt suckin nepo dicj feels about him
 
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Also Khronos his head slave mod, NOT a lawyer...
You will never be a real lawyer. You have no bachelor's degree, you have no bar apprenticeship, you have no law license. You are a discord jannie twisted by mod powers and ferret porn into a crude mockery of the constitution’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Jason mocks you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish English accent behind closed doors.

Lawyers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of common law have allowed lawyers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even apprentices who pass the entrance exam look amateurish and lacking in experience to a real lawyer. Your 12-hour shift online is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk driver to hire with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your annoying, sanctimonious bullshit.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your "job" title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a discord janny is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is 50k+ discord messages that are unmistakably parasocial.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
>speculation mald is a diaper furfag

Now that you guys mention it, as someone who has listened to his streams for up to 6 hours in the background several times around end of 2023-early 2024, I've heard him talk about food, receiving food from his pooner and eating them (with screen turned off iirc) but I don't ever remember him saying bathroom break. He does take breaks, like ad breaks but never talked about needing to pee or poop...not that I recall.

....

If I know what the horrifying emoji code is, I'd be mashing it right now.
 
What do you guys think the likelihood of Maldy being behind the recent DDoS'ing is? He's got better funding than all the looney troons combined and DDoS'ing us for hosting all the evidence of his bullshit seems right in his wheelhouse.
 
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It's funny how as soon as he's confronted with a real lawyer he instantly tries to shut it down and say "nothing to see here it's settled."
Looks like this dude knows who we are and probably lurks this thread... 👋:)
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Mods ban Jhazor, in fact ban anyone mentioning Kiwifarms. Welcome to Banworld, buddy.
That's a great example of people making things up about Kiwifarms to discredit it, the reason people like Mald hate Kiwifarms is because the community values receipts. Insisting people have evidence of bad/funny behavior is evil. They're taking the word of a verified liar and saying keeping receipts of his stupidity and laughing at is evil. He can't subtantiate anything he just said lol.

Mald is the type to delete his fuckups and gaslight people on what "actually" happened. Laughing at him for it and keeping receipts is evil! :unholy:
 
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