StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Rick Nekieta]

Well I wouldn't put it past Tarl the pussy-hound to fuck up yet another marriage. He must be getting lazy, recycling old cum dumpsters rather than treating new fangirls to an all expenses paid fuck trip to castle Warwick in Rutland. Maybe there just aren't anymore fangirls.

This is the difference between a perceived "man on the rise" and "a man in stagnation, likely to soon fade away." Pre-prime vs. post-prime if you will.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Wait, the mother of Tarl's "niece" that @Laylithe accused Tarl of sleeping in the same bed with?

Never mind. I missed this clue.

Sarah from TN?

Unless of course Styx's "sister" originally came from Tennessee. We don't know where she came from. Just not Rutland. I thought she was named Sarah for some reason, but I could be wrong.

In any case, I still suspect that Tarl calls her his "sister" as an excuse for why they are so close and touchy feely in front of others. It provide the perfect ground cover for people's natural instincts that those two are still fucking.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Never mind. I missed this clue.

Unless of course Styx's "sister" originally came from Tennessee. We don't know where she came from. Just not Rutland. I thought she was named Sarah for some reason, but I could be wrong.

In any case, I still suspect that Tarl calls her his "sister" as an excuse for why they are so close and touchy feely in front of others. It provide the perfect ground cover for people's natural instincts that those two are still fucking.

Wait, Satanism with a touch of incest? I am now reminded of Michael Wincott's character from the Crow, except Michael Wincott is badass and Tarl is a joke. Tarl is the knockoff of the Temu version of Michael Wincott.

 

[PsychoSam]

Never mind. I missed this clue.

Unless of course Styx's "sister" originally came from Tennessee. We don't know where she came from. Just not Rutland. I thought she was named Sarah for some reason, but I could be wrong.

In any case, I still suspect that Tarl calls her his "sister" as an excuse for why they are so close and touchy feely in front of others. It provide the perfect ground cover for people's natural instincts that those two are still fucking.

I think her name was Meg...as she was mentioned in juliann's texting.

 

[AnOminous]

A man talking about writing a grimoire with a cartoon picture of Stolas in the corner while he wears a pirate hat.

He literally took that from Helluva Boss where having to write a grimoire is part of being a demon lord. In fact, the grimoire of the gay owl demon in Helluva Boss is what he traded to the main character in the show in return for having that main character savagely ravish his owl bussy.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Never mind. I missed this clue.

Unless of course Styx's "sister" originally came from Tennessee. We don't know where she came from. Just not Rutland. I thought she was named Sarah for some reason, but I could be wrong.

In any case, I still suspect that Tarl calls her his "sister" as an excuse for why they are so close and touchy feely in front of others. It provide the perfect ground cover for people's natural instincts that those two are still fucking.

Sarah from TN is an old, makeup-caked slag who simpers in his comments, I noticed.

 

[mickrussom]

A man talking about writing a grimoire with a cartoon picture of Stolas in the corner while he wears a pirate hat.

Truth is stranger than fiction.
You cant even write this shit if you tried.

Sarah from TN is an old, makeup-caked slag who simpers in his comments, I noticed.

 

[Laylithe]

Sarah from TN is an old, makeup-caked slag who simpers in his comments, I noticed.

I'm gonna die from puking while laughing... he insisted I was jealous. I'm not jealous I'm fucking disgusted at all of this. Disgusted, disappointed. It was bad enough he is how he is, but to put this garlic-butter-faced dry spaghetti ass having menopausal bottle blonde's cunt in his mouth and then try to kiss me after and lie about it?? AND THEN CALL ME JEALOUS?? What am I to be jealous over? I'm sickened by your existence, it's a plague on my memory and I'm forver tainted and afraid to let anyone touch me after being defiled by this man.

"I took solace with a friend because you were being mean to me"

I hope that she's worth it. She's WAY nicer than I ever will be to you.

 

[Male Idiot]

Sarah's pussy without sharing,

Just to be clear, without sharing... you mean that as in sharing the details of what he was doing, or sharing Sarah with you in the bedroom?

I will make one final post here, for the benefit of people that feast on gossip. I fully expect someone will include this little screed in a vlog or something similarly pathetic.

Obvious party is a good mother, a good cook, extremely good with crafts of all kinds, and all around a very good woman. One I did not deserve. She is also beautiful and charming. There are few people in the world that I actually love, and she deserves love. I wish for nothing but the best in her life because she deserves it. I am not going to get into some retarded e-drama war with her or anyone else. I hope she finds prince charming and lives a long happy life. I have been through Hell over and over as a result of our connection. I regret nothing, it was worth every moment.

You may now call me a cuck or a simp. It is expected.

Don't go, stay. In fact get Razorfist in here too.

You three are a fun read with Laylithe, and I could be highly entertained if you visited the Deep thoughts section about the anime lolicon owl demon. Share with us your Chaos magic, I always wanted to cast Doombolt and I could use a few garden gnome helpers too.

You can keep Melonie off the site, we have enough crazy skizo bible thumpers already.

 

[Level99Manchild]

I will make one final post here, for the benefit of people that feast on gossip. I fully expect someone will include this little screed in a vlog or something similarly pathetic.

Obvious party is a good mother, a good cook, extremely good with crafts of all kinds, and all around a very good woman. One I did not deserve. She is also beautiful and charming. There are few people in the world that I actually love, and she deserves love. I wish for nothing but the best in her life because she deserves it. I am not going to get into some retarded e-drama war with her or anyone else. I hope she finds prince charming and lives a long happy life. I have been through Hell over and over as a result of our connection. I regret nothing, it was worth every moment.

You may now call me a cuck or a simp. It is expected.

I'm going to call you a pathetic faggot instead because that's what you really are. What on god's fucking green Earth did you think bragging you drove a DA to suicide was a good idea?! Even satanists think you're an embarrassment. Do the world a favor, and take some cyanide pills or hang yourself.

The fact that Quarterpounder was dumb enough to work with you and that two-faced slut Melonie Mac sure says something. I have to give it to you that you 3 are of the many people who made the Antisjw scene look very bad after antisjw youtubers were finally Ws.

 

[PsychoSam]

I'm gonna die from puking while laughing... he insisted I was jealous. I'm not jealous I'm fucking disgusted at all of this. Disgusted, disappointed. It was bad enough he is how he is, but to put this garlic-butter-faced dry spaghetti ass having menopausal bottle blonde's cunt in his mouth and then try to kiss me after and lie about it?? AND THEN CALL ME JEALOUS?? What am I to be jealous over? I'm sickened by your existence, it's a plague on my memory and I'm forver tainted and afraid to let anyone touch me after being defiled by this man.

you have been jealous since he ran off and married the Dutch girl only one you fooling is yourself.

 

[Laylithe]

you have been jealous since he ran off and married the Dutch girl only one you fooling is yourself.

Maybe you should re-read the definition and then take into account I DONT WANT IT

 

[porkWellington]

Maybe you should re-read the definition and then take into account I DONT WANT IT

 

[Godmode]

I'm gonna die from puking while laughing... he insisted I was jealous. I'm not jealous I'm fucking disgusted at all of this. Disgusted, disappointed. It was bad enough he is how he is, but to put this garlic-butter-faced dry spaghetti ass having menopausal bottle blonde's cunt in his mouth and then try to kiss me after and lie about it?? AND THEN CALL ME JEALOUS?? What am I to be jealous over? I'm sickened by your existence, it's a plague on my memory and I'm forver tainted and afraid to let anyone touch me after being defiled by this man.

"I took solace with a friend because you were being mean to me"

I hope that she's worth it. She's WAY nicer than I ever will be to you.

I think you should apologize to Tarl for having him charged so you can rekindle the relationship. Maybe send him some nudes. or something.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I'm gonna die from puking while laughing... he insisted I was jealous. I'm not jealous I'm fucking disgusted at all of this. Disgusted, disappointed. It was bad enough he is how he is, but to put this garlic-butter-faced dry spaghetti ass having menopausal bottle blonde's cunt in his mouth and then try to kiss me after and lie about it?? AND THEN CALL ME JEALOUS?? What am I to be jealous over? I'm sickened by your existence, it's a plague on my memory and I'm forver tainted and afraid to let anyone touch me after being defiled by this man.

"I took solace with a friend because you were being mean to me"

I hope that she's worth it. She's WAY nicer than I ever will be to you.

Cuckoo for cocoa puffs

 

[Spodermon]

She's WAY nicer than I ever will be to you.

You're a fun side character to have hanging around here, have to admit.
Can you extrapolate on the little bit of dialogue we heard in that weird montage video that Jules posted, that cuts out when Tard is saying something like 'you think you're so great with your tarot cards'? Were you doing tarot readings in your Nola hotel? What did the cards tell you?

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

You're a fun side character to have hanging around here, have to admit.
Can you extrapolate on the little bit of dialogue we heard in that weird montage video that Jules posted, that cuts out when Tard is saying something like 'you think you're so great with your tarot cards'? Were you doing tarot readings in your Nola hotel? What did the cards tell you?

She did her man's reading, and the Hanging Man and Whiskey Dick cards turned up. So he threw a phone at her.

Like the drunk who gripes about the last call at the bar, he showed up to work shitfaced today, droning repetitively about nothing much, and a lot of that nothing being studded with errors. Add to it a phlegmy smoker's cough when he laughs. But at least he showed up today. Sad!

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

HOOOOOOOOOOLY fuck, Stolas xisters it's so fucking over. There's actually no fucking way this fart huffing retard is displaying this Hazbin Hotel, CalArts abomination, gay husbando goonslop front and center. WOAH BUDDY just step off the cliff now and save the utter embarrassment.

Nice try copying the KING of alcoholic goth wizards. Only problem is.. YOU AIN'T A REAL WIZARD BIIISH! OUR BOY COBRA DON'T NEED TO TAKE CREDIT FO' PREDICTED STORMS! OUR BOY COBRA SAYS "FUCK SUICIDE DOOD." OUR BOY COBRA FUCKIN' HATES WOMAN BEATIN' SICKOS LIKE YOOOOOOU!

 

[Guntkvd]

I'm starting to believe in styx' magic powers, there's no other explanation why no one bullies him.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

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HOOOOOOOOOOLY fuck, Stolas xisters it's so fucking over. There's actually no fucking way this fart huffing retard is displaying this Hazbin Hotel, CalArts abomination, gay husbando goonslop front and center. WOAH BUDDY just step off the cliff now and save the utter embarrassment.
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Nice try copying the KING of alcoholic goth wizards. Only problem is.. YOU AIN'T A REAL WIZARD BIIISH! OUR BOY COBRA DON'T NEED TO TAKE CREDIT FO' PREDICTED STORMS! OUR BOY COBRA SAYS "FUCK SUICIDE DOOD." OUR BOY COBRA FUCKIN' HATES WOMAN BEATIN' SICKOS LIKE YOOOOOOU!

Styx will never be a wizard. He has no wand, he has no pointy hat, he has no spells.
Etc.