StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

Godmode said:
I am half convinced that these women were really bound by black magic. The rational side of my brain however says that Wizard Pirate Lord Tarl of Warwick is just a magnet for neurotic women.
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That's "Stolas Wizard Pirate Lord Tarl of Warwick on Chasanna" to you mister!
 
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Uhhh the trailer wasn't 5k and I worked to get it up and running just as I worked to help buy it! (Not all of us can make a video begging for donations) His mom trashed it by cutting electric to it, just like how she "accidentally" drove into my car and fucked the front end up and you both asked me not to file a report because you'd make sure it got fixed and it hasn't gotten fixed? Go figure.

Yes, every woman's dream man is one who is so messy and mischevious that he MAKES MISTAKES slips and falls mouth-open on other women's vaginas, starts families with them, falls asleep on the phone beating off to women talking to them on the phone, makes fun of their suffering to the new supply of woman, continually lies and lies and lies about everything. His sister isnt his sister, his neice isnt his niece nor is she nice, his girlfriend isnt his only girlfriend and his wife is no longer his wife? Yikes.

I'm so grateful for his kindness and generosity! Such kind man who wanted to use me for sex and made clear statements online that having a girlfriend is like having a prostitute. I was unaware this faggot was simply trying to legally prostitute me but hey, it's legal as long as you record it right shytz? Maybe even a tax write off.

Every woman's dream relationship is a man who spends his time making mistakes, interfering in his ex's marriage by making her husband think she's a shit-starting no good wife and lousy mother, risking their vaginal and mental health by fucking other things, and then apologizing and thinking it should solve everything like this is kindergarten. You want to applogize? Just open up the credit card, daddy! Converse dropped a cute pair of goth boots for valentines day and I've gotta look cute for my date.
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Obvious party is a good person. I refuse to retaliate. No more of this drama BS. You people have fun. She may post what she wishes.

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I will make one final post here, for the benefit of people that feast on gossip. I fully expect someone will include this little screed in a vlog or something similarly pathetic.

Obvious party is a good mother, a good cook, extremely good with crafts of all kinds, and all around a very good woman. One I did not deserve. She is also beautiful and charming. There are few people in the world that I actually love, and she deserves love. I wish for nothing but the best in her life because she deserves it. I am not going to get into some retarded e-drama war with her or anyone else. I hope she finds prince charming and lives a long happy life. I have been through Hell over and over as a result of our connection. I regret nothing, it was worth every moment.

You may now call me a cuck or a simp. It is expected.
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
... I am not going to get into some retarded e-drama war with her or anyone else...
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>posts retarded shit in his own kf thread

what an embarrassing faggot.

while you're here, why do you bring girls back to your parents house? do they enjoy the sounds of their son burying himself in whatever whore will allow it or..?
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Imagine as it were a strange scenario where a man attempts to ensure that a person is able to be housed because they couldn't stand the thought of them being homeless right before Christmas because they had a seasonal rental with them. They wanted them to be able to access their three kids because of a separate local court case requiring local residency, which is costly in their area, and they had met their children and thought they were very sweet and deserved time with their mother. They paid thousands for a legal case against their father to defend them. They bought everything as able, including a 5,000 dollar trailer just to have private space.

They made a mistake. They would apologize, but there is no way to do so. They were not lying about their care for this person. And now a large number of people consider them a horrible person. How sad it must be for them that they cannot tell the full story.

Are they fucked up and messy? Yes.
Do they make mistakes? Yes.
Are they dubiously sane? Yes.

That does not mean they do not care, and they would not lash out at their ex even if antagonized. If their ex attacked them they would even refuse to defend themselves.

Odd days.
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Superfluous and loqaucious speech just make you seem like more of a jackass
 
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Outer Space Traveller said:
I don't believe this user is Tarl. Is there any tangible proof you are the real one?
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Oh it's definitely him. I was there when I saw him make the account.

It just sucks, man. I already got married, this faggot fucks that up by threatening to kill my husband. So that prince charming dream is dead in the water, right?

Then, this faggot comes in larping pretending he wants to be my "prince charming" and is divorcing his wife just to be with me, knows I don't deserve his bullshit but is totally ok with putting me through it. Whatever. Thanks for ruining my life, jackass. I thought "pursuit of happiness" was an inalienable right and anyone actively interfering with that should be charged criminally, federally?
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Imagine as it were a strange scenario where a man attempts to ensure that a person is able to be housed because they couldn't stand the thought of them being homeless right before Christmas because they had a seasonal rental with them. They wanted them to be able to access their three kids because of a separate local court case requiring local residency, which is costly in their area, and they had met their children and thought they were very sweet and deserved time with their mother. They paid thousands for a legal case against their father to defend them. They bought everything as able, including a 5,000 dollar trailer just to have private space.

They made a mistake. They would apologize, but there is no way to do so. They were not lying about their care for this person. And now a large number of people consider them a horrible person. How sad it must be for them that they cannot tell the full story.

Are they fucked up and messy? Yes.
Do they make mistakes? Yes.
Are they dubiously sane? Yes.

That does not mean they do not care, and they would not lash out at their ex even if antagonized. If their ex attacked them they would even refuse to defend themselves.

Odd days.
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Drunk and retarded. Kill yourself trailer trash.
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I will make one final post here, for the benefit of people that feast on gossip. I fully expect someone will include this little screed in a vlog or something similarly pathetic.

Obvious party is a good mother, a good cook, extremely good with crafts of all kinds, and all around a very good woman. One I did not deserve. She is also beautiful and charming. There are few people in the world that I actually love, and she deserves love. I wish for nothing but the best in her life because she deserves it. I am not going to get into some retarded e-drama war with her or anyone else. I hope she finds prince charming and lives a long happy life. I have been through Hell over and over as a result of our connection. I regret nothing, it was worth every moment.

You may now call me a cuck or a simp. It is expected.
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This dude is trying to rizz on KF with a bum.

Wow, if you're sad and lonely just know you can buy a desperate chick for a fee and slap her when you want.
 
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Laylithe said:
Oh it's definitely him. I was there when I saw him make the account.

It just sucks, man. I already got married, this faggot fucks that up by threatening to kill my husband. So that prince charming dream is dead in the water, right?

Then, this faggot comes in larping pretending he wants to be my "prince charming" and is divorcing his wife just to be with me, knows I don't deserve his bullshit but is totally ok with putting me through it. Whatever. Thanks for ruining my life, jackass. I thought "pursuit of happiness" was an inalienable right and anyone actively interfering with that should be charged criminally, federally?
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There is a pattern of Samantha constantly blaming everyone else for her problems. Tarl might have acted like a douche, but you keep going back to him. Doing the same thing over again expecting a different result. In fact, I predict a Sam and Tarl rekindling in the near future. Despite them both being train wrecks, it is quite obvious that they are still madly in love with one another.
 
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