Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 816 71.0%

  • Total voters
    1,150
If I'm reading this right, Elon has (at least one) Indian and several ballwashers volunteering for him at DOGE, compiling a list of Federal civil service employees to fire.
Pack it up boys, we're in the era of the FedJanny. And they're working for free.
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I have no idea why Elon Musk appears to be the kind of person that botches every single thing they personally touch, but this is a prime example of it.

None of those guys inspire much confidence in getting the job done in regards to they're being hired for. They're just brilliant techies, and even then, the blog post about enlightenment was as self-aggrandizing as a fucking LinkedIn post.

This is some next-level cringe. Fuck Elon.
 
I have no idea why Elon Musk appears to be the kind of person that botches every single thing they personally touch, but this is a prime example of it.

None of those guys inspire much confidence in getting the job done in regards to they're being hired for. They're just brilliant techies, and even then, the blog post about enlightenment was as self-aggrandizing as a fucking LinkedIn post.

This is some next-level cringe. Fuck Elon.
This is exactly the group of people you hire when you want to design the rear cabin of a car without door handles and an elaborate escape sequence to survive being set on fire.

WAIT A MINUTE!
 
I doubt a biological weapon with how elon is gutting gov institutions intentionally, more than likely we're gonna see some accident that causes a virus or some pandemic
He’s just going to crash the economy and render the government unable to provide aid.
The new society will be run by elites, for elites.
 
It's just a rumor, but I've heard Elon is sleeping at OPM. If that sounds familiar...

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If I'm reading this right, Elon has (at least one) Indian and several ballwashers volunteering for him at DOGE, compiling a list of Federal civil service employees to fire.
I have not confirmed that they wash their balls or anyone else's. But holy shit, Redditors are actually being somewhat productive and finding publicly available information. If any Redditors are reading this and want to share your findings, I think registration is open again. Sign up and message a mod to add the appropriate homo-, bi-, or trans-sexual flair to your username.


Bobba Fett knows what matters, COVID and George Floyd:
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Luke Farritor's dad is a university professor who does space robots. (Insert terrible secret of space joke here.)
https://engineering.unl.edu/mme/shane-farritor/ [archive]

Broccoli-headed Corsitine looking like he's just been ravished by Peter Thiel while creepy guys watch on Zoom:
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If the pederasty jokes are too much, someone let me know, I don't want to sexualize anyone without their consent. Anyway, his LinkedIn username was "bigballs," now deleted. He's also the CEO of Diamond CDN, AKA Sexy.Tesla LLC, putting into practice everything he learned in his extensive work history:
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https://www.peeringdb.com/net/29560 [archive]

It turns out his dad's loaded. The bright offspring of rich donors often get little sinecure jobs in government. I think someone forgot to tell Trump they aren't actually supposed to do anything.
 
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I suspect that the fedjanny isn't working for free, he's just not a federal/government employee.

Which means probably Elon is paying him. Which means he's doing the most useful, fun, and entertaining thing possible with his money - terminating bureaucrats.

I also hope DOGE gets creative and starts targeting the judiciary. Because 90% of everything above the parole officer level is fucking insanely inefficient dead weight.
 
It was never going to be an advisory body, Musk would never have passed on the opportunity to plug in his fingers into the entire Federal Government.

This is the one issue where I think Trump critics have a serious point. It's one thing if the president stacks loyalists within the architecture of the government, it's another if it's been actively interfered with by teen interns employed by private companies that don't have to keep any records.

I also hope DOGE gets creative and starts targeting the judiciary. Because 90% of everything above the parole officer level is fucking insanely inefficient dead weight.
What and have it crewed by zoomers who'll let Elon do literally anything he wants?

It's not alarmist to say that if that line is crossed the country is finished.
 
It was never going to be an advisory body, Musk would never have passed on the opportunity to plug in his fingers into the entire Federal Government.

This is the one issue where I think Trump critics have a serious point. It's one thing if the president stacks loyalists within the architecture of the government, it's another if it's been actively interfered with by teen interns employed by private companies that don't have to keep any records.


What and have it crewed by zoomers who'll let Elon do literally anything he wants?

It's not alarmist to say that if that line is crossed the country is finished.
One of the zoomers is a Thiel man, two others reek of EA/neo-rationalism, and the rest seem to be more or less involved with Elon Musk in some form or another.

So even the DOGE call for 'talent' on X was untruthful, he already had candidates to fill the roles. He was just putting it out there as a 'just in case'.
 
I have no idea why Elon Musk appears to be the kind of person that botches every single thing they personally touch, but this is a prime example of it.

None of those guys inspire much confidence in getting the job done in regards to they're being hired for. They're just brilliant techies, and even then, the blog post about enlightenment was as self-aggrandizing as a fucking LinkedIn post.

This is some next-level cringe. Fuck Elon.
Clearly the Emerald Mine his pops owned was cursed, like in that old Slavic fairy tale "Mistress of the Copper Mountain":

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Who would do the checks? This isn't sarcasm, there's nobody left. Elon can't pass security clearances either and that didn't stop anything.
Yeah when people talk of lawsuits I just wonder who's even going to enforce it? There's zero evidence that these scumbags will be held to any kind of consequences for their actions, they control too much power at the moment.
 
I wonder if they even had proper security checks done.
From previously posted rumors, no. The ones at GSA were badged into the building by a real employee because they were still in the process of getting their credentials. That's normally completed prior to onboarding so new hires can get their badges on day 1.

Who would do the checks? This isn't sarcasm, there's nobody left. Elon can't pass security clearances either and that didn't stop anything.
I don't think anyone at DCSA has been fired yet. They'll take a hit with in-person work but the agency will still exist and function.

I don't know if Elon has a security clearance or not. His drug use would make it illegal under the Bond Amendment, but you can drive a truck through the holes in the Bond Amendment. I don't know why he'd want a security clearance, other than ego. He already has proxies in the agencies and direct access to the President. Getting a clearance would involve a lot of people digging into his past and keeping a watch on him, which he wouldn't want.
 
From previously posted rumors, no. The ones at GSA were badged into the building by a real employee because they were still in the process of getting their credentials. That's normally completed prior to onboarding so new hires can get their badges on day 1.


I don't think anyone at DCSA has been fired yet. They'll take a hit with in-person work but the agency will still exist and function.

I don't know if Elon has a security clearance or not. His drug use would make it illegal under the Bond Amendment, but you can drive a truck through the holes in the Bond Amendment. I don't know why he'd want a security clearance, other than ego. He already has proxies in the agencies and direct access to the President. Getting a clearance would involve a lot of people digging into his past and keeping a watch on him, which he wouldn't want.
He's been buying the government as a workaround to this problem.

 
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