Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It’s not that bad a place but the fact that Patrick is running an AirBnB while in fear of his life doesn’t add up.

Others have mentioned this already but it sure is strange how the SWATings don’t inconvenience his temporary renters. Almost as if whoever is calling them in are aware of safe dates to make these calls.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
The Blue Scribes are intelligent, likeable, and have actual writing careers. The only way he could be compared to them is by saying, "Wow, Patrick is somehow worse than literal Daemons like the Blue Scribes of Tzeentch!"
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Patrick is the failed offspring of a Daemonculaba
 
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Pill Cosby said:
Why would anyone break into someone's home?
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No-one broke in. Patrick, despite claiming he's being constantly being stalked and SWATted, rents out half his duplex on Air BnB.

Pill Cosby said:
Second why didn't the guy free the black children in the basement? Now they will be turned into pepperoni.
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a)The basement access is probably in Pat's half of the hovel
b)Good.
 
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Hweeks said:
I'm tempted to collect all his tweets and publish them in a book. Wonder how many volumes it would take...
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Just the one:
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Big Brown Schlub said:
My $0.02 - Piggertits is a Nurgle Chaos Spawn, Chaos Spawn were aspiring champions of their chosen Chaos god who failed in their ambition and instead got turned into disgusting and useless abominations.
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Not a Warhammer expert, but,

He's a Bretonnian, aka the most useless and autistic faction in Warhammer, whose entire culture revolves around a 'goddess' who is just an elf secretly trolling them.
 
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Vect said:
Okay...I know Pat bring this on himself, but that's kind of unironically stalkerish behaviour.

If they're posting videos entering his property solely to grief him and he knows who they are, then he has a fairly strong case for harassment.
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Nah, Pat literally is letting strangers stay at his house for money (despite being oh-so scared for his life). It’s not like this person broke in to his house and filmed it.
OtherLastTrainHome said:
the house is pretty comfy looking but the furnishings are badly placed and of shit-looking quality, it's dirty, needs repairs, and i cannot fathom anyone not cleaning their fucking knives.
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The bones of the house all look pretty good. Could be pretty cool and would be much nicer with an actual bed, non-shitty coaches, and appliances that were made sometime this century. Still, it’s livable.
Dan of Steel said:
That fucking sawing logs heavy breathing
Just how fucking fat is the guy that did this? How the fuck do you death rattle like that just from walking through a house?
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We all know that Pat is extremely overweight and I imagine this is what he sounds like. I’m just going to run with the theory he took this video himself to prove he is being stalked.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
My $0.02 - Piggertits is a Nurgle Chaos Spawn, Chaos Spawn were aspiring champions of their chosen Chaos god who failed in their ambition and instead got turned into disgusting and useless abominations.
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
The Blue Scribes are intelligent, likeable, and have actual writing careers. The only way he could be compared to them is by saying, "Wow, Patrick is somehow worse than literal Daemons like the Blue Scribes of Tzeentch!"
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He's too uptight and joyless to worship Slaanesh, even though his overconsumption of booze and currd meats might draw the eye of the Prince of Excess.
He's ragey, but Khorne wants a guy who wins battles, or at leasts works out.
He's deceptive, but a true Tzeentchian would come up with a far more complex ruse than " Torque Wheeler".
And his house isn't a nasty enough biohazard zone for Nurgle, he's just kind of an incompetent housekeeper.
So yeah, Spawn it is. They're not totally useless though, in 6th I remember them being able to hit Space Marines on 4+ and wound on 3+.
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
It’s even worse than that, they are french
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It’s even worse than that!

They are not just French but a combination of French, Welsh and Cornish.

Patrick wouldn’t be one of the Bretonnians though.
Despite their foolishness, they are either noble, honorable knights with high calling, or rustic peasants.

Fatrick is an Ogre from the Ogre kingdom with Nikki serving as his personal hobbit chef.
 
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