DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cyber Bowling]

For those unaware, there is literally an option to make a poll in the community section of youtube. I have no idea why he did it this way outside of maybe thinking the upvotes would somehow sway the algorithm.

My first thought was it was some sort of attempt to farm likes. I thought it was just for his ego, but trying to abuse the algorithm makes much more sense, given how it's what made Phil famous in the first place.

 

[00R-Gundam]

He better stay the fuck away from VTMB

He would have to install the unofficial patch, which without it you cant finish the game. He will probably run away from Jeanette or rage quit at the hotel. I dont see him finishing the game without some dent telling him the "strats". That said for those that dont know occasionally in the game you can see some chicks giving head in alleys and such so i wonder how he will react to that. Finally he will probably go Malkavian(pleass god no) or Brujah.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Happy groundhog day everyone. Anyone know if that rat saw it's shadow today?

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Edit:

I'll just phonebook you instead.

Meet Stampede Gaming, name might be Joey Snipes. A failed Let's Player, who's giving DSP a bunch of superchats tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/@joeysnipes5

 

[Elbe]

Baseball cap on backwards. Checks out.

 

[Lady Adjani]

chess lol, how long before he accuses his opponent of using an engine? assuming he even has the balls to go online, or even plays it to begin with. think we all know he's gonna disregard the poll and play whatever the fuck he wants.

No idea why he'd even put it up as an option.

Chess is one of those games where you need to learn openings, think ahead, set up traps etc. Even if you have a bot open on your second screen feeding you the best moves, if you don't understand the logic behind it and / or are incapable of explaining it to your audience you'd just get exposed as the dimwit you are.

He better stay the fuck away from VTMB

A full playthrough would be a fucking goldmine

Jeanette / Therese / Venus / VV interactions
Chinatown / Yukie
Hollywood sewers

fat fucking chance he makes it out of Santa Monica, assuming Jeanette doesn't make him run away screaming first

 

[PieceofShet]

So whats the difference between Stellar Blade and that Lollipop game? Isnt the latter has a sexualized teen as the main character?

Looks like its gonna be Chess. Why would he let it go to a poll... we know why. He is fuckin retarded.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil bitching that "Split a number" doesn't make sense in English. Off the top of my head, I can do this two ways;
1) Divide said number by 2
2) If it's a multi-digit number, find the middle and put one to the left and one to the right.

Phil is fucking illiterate in not just numbers but words as well. I don't know why, but this has me fucking mad, like how fucking stupid and wet-brained can he be. Nigger, you should give your degree back to your college, because bestowing that piece of paper is a fucking waste on you. There's a tree that died to make that paper, and you not only took its life, you're stealing all its friends air.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Phil bitching that "Split a number" doesn't make sense in English. Off the top of my head, I can do this two ways;
1) Divide said number by 2
2) If it's a multi-digit number, find the middle and put one to the left and one to the right.

Phil is fucking illiterate in not just numbers but words as well. I don't know why, but this has me fucking mad, like how fucking stupid and wet-brained can he be. Nigger, you should give your degree back to your college, because bestowing that piece of paper is a fucking waste on you. There's a tree that died to make that paper, and you not only took its life, you're stealing all its friends air.

The word is “innumerate.” It’s an essential word that needs to be better-known and more widely used since we’re teetering on it describing a large majority of society. Everyone knows “illiteracy” because of Nancy Reagan. Maybe Melania will take up numbers rather than bullying in her second term. Numeracy is really important and frankly we need more bullying rather than less.

Thread tax: Phil’s utterly retarded.

 

[SkanteWarrior]

i really hope he streams the new elden ring content and gets banned into dentworld, hes so fucking insufferable

 

[Twrx]

This talk of chess makes me wonder if he ever played yahoo chess and raged about it.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil bitching that "Split a number" doesn't make sense in English.

For anybody who missed it:

 

[dent_whisperer]

For anybody who missed it:

That intro is gayer then Phil.

 

[Balr0g]

If Derich would still be around he would recommend Phil to play Love Chess. And he would have to play it blind because "I am married doods"

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

If Derich would still be around he would recommend Phil to play Love Chess. And he would have to play it blind because "I am married doods"

"Derich wants me to play... Shrink High...? Thats a murder mystery game or something...?"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"Derich wants me to play... Shrink High...? Thats a murder mystery game or something...?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first part of this brand new playthrough recommended by Derich, today we're starting Honey Select TwooOOooOO..."

 

[Malakim Phoros]

I know I say this a lot, but God his reading comprehension is fried. Not his "split a number and add 0" rant was peak gin brain. The memo tells you exactly what you need to do. And all.you need to remember is the old keycode. But somehow that "wasn't english" and proves that the game is impossible and no one could beat it without a guide or hint. His ego is so massive that it's impossible that someone else could think of an answer he couldn't.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

i really hope he streams the new elden ring content and gets banned into dentworld, hes so fucking insufferable

I doubt he'll do it, last time there was a streaming ban on something he didn't stream and bitched about how it's unfair

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

i really hope he streams the new elden ring content and gets banned into dentworld, hes so fucking insufferable

I have a feeling he might stream it. He looked at the time window and picked a date and picked the last day. That’s right. The guy who bragged about getting to play a beta is only going to play it once. He also bitched about the time period as well.

 

[Corpun]

This is the most dented way of holding a poll I have ever seen.
e: Why the fuck is ET on there? I thought there were no emulated games allowed. At least try to follow your own EULA ffs
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DSP playing VTMB will make me vitriolic. That game is an underrated gem and I know for a fact he either won't install the patch that fixes everything because 2k rushed the game out, or he will spend the entire first stream installing it and start bitching about stupid fucking devs releasing broken games.

Also if he plays Malkavian he will be confused by dialogue prompts 99% of the time despite the game telling you from the start Malkavians are fucking crazy (Moreso in Masquerade lore) and there is no way he is getting past Jeanette Voerman. Is she a boss fight? Nope, she is a sexy woman who shows a lot of cleavage.

 

[Balr0g]

DSP playing VTMB will make me vitriolic. That game is an underrated gem and I know for a fact he either won't install the patch that fixes everything because 2k rushed the game out, or he will spend the entire first stream installing it and start bitching about stupid fucking devs releasing broken games.

Also if he plays Malkavian he will be confused by dialogue prompts 99% of the time despite the game telling you from the start Malkavians are fucking crazy (Moreso in Masquerade lore) and there is no way he is getting past Jeanette Voerman. Is she a boss fight? Nope, she is a sexy woman who shows a lot of cleavage.

Maybe they make him play as a Nosferatu and he will wonder why he continually breaks Masquerade.

To be honest I find the Malkavian a joy to play and due to it's abilities at several points make certain levels piss easy. Of course getting through dialogues is another matter though for those who know the game if you play as a Malkavian you get hints early on what actually is going to happen at the end