DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

He talks about going to the liquor store like it's a chore. Insufferable homo.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He talks about going to the liquor store like it's a chore. Insufferable homo.

I feel the same way when he talks about going to the grocery store. Yes, Phil, adults go to the store for food. Unless you grow your own, this is something you have to do. Also, him bitching about the pet store is sad. Jasper should have a loving family, not bought by a man child who uses him for dono bait.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Factorio will be a sub 10 minute rage quit. That game is not for retards who get mad at something as simple as reading.

Yeah. What will likely happen is he'll get a few furnaces up and the very first bug wave that comes from pollution will wipe out his entire setup.

Big ups Danthedent the the totally real account that just followed today and dropped 20 gifted subs on kick. View attachment 6933010

Dantheman usually tips, bet he just setup a kick account so that he can dump money that way.

 

[GodModule]

This is the most dented way of holding a poll I have ever seen.
e: Why the fuck is ET on there? I thought there were no emulated games allowed. At least try to follow your own EULA ffs
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He better stay the fuck away from VTMB

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He gonna buy a chess game. Lmao

Odds that Phil has even played chess before, or even knows how to play? Better yet, imagine save-scumming chess?

He better stay the fuck away from VTMB

He will absolutely run away when he meets Jeanette.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

This is the most dented way of holding a poll I have ever seen.
e: Why the fuck is ET on there? I thought there were no emulated games allowed. At least try to follow your own EULA ffs
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For those unaware, there is literally an option to make a poll in the community section of youtube. I have no idea why he did it this way outside of maybe thinking the upvotes would somehow sway the algorithm.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

For those unaware, there is literally an option to make a poll in the community section of youtube. I have no idea why he did it this way outside of maybe thinking the upvotes would somehow sway the algorithm.

he said the poll only allow four options; however, he also said " DA TROLLS WILL MESS WITH IT". basically, he doesn't want a poll. he want his paying dents to pick something so that he can milk them dry

 

[Love Is Blue]

He better stay the fuck away from VTMB

>implying dave can install the unofficial patch
lol, lmao even

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Odds that Phil has even played chess before, or even knows how to play? Better yet, imagine save-scumming chess?

He said in one of his rants about not getting into Harvard that he was in chess club in high school and that should have been enough extra curricular activities to get in. (He totally got screwed because he's white guys)

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He said in one of his rants about not getting into Harvard that he was in chess club in high school and that should have been enough extra curricular activities to get in. (He totally got screwed because he's white guys)

Lol I totally forgot about that story until he went on his political grift and mention “I couldn’t get in CUZ IM WHITE!!!” Yes, the guy who can’t do basically math wasn’t allowed in because he’s not black. Jfc. There’s no why he passed high school.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That's why his wife got treated to Burger King on her b-day. Big savings not getting sushi.

He had to avoid the stereotype of feeding his whale krill.

I think the whales are too far gone personally but yeah, the part about him becoming more and more like CWC is spot on. He's also becoming like Patrick Tomlinson when it comes to his weird fantasies of making detractors Enjoy Prison™, it feels like we get those at least twice a week now. I wish he'd go back to using "kid" as an insult, that's basically his version of Pat childing his stalkers.

I want to see the continued spiral so he shows us how utterly stupid he actually is.

 

[Twrx]

Lol I totally forgot about that story until he went on his political grift and mention “I couldn’t get in CUZ IM WHITE!!!” Yes, the guy who can’t do basically math wasn’t allowed in because he’s not black. Jfc. There’s no why he passed high school.

He was somehow valedictorian. Someone confirmed it with a newspaper archive on his home town.

 

[Love Is Blue]

He was somehow valedictorian. Someone confirmed it with a newspaper archive on his home town.

he was a valedictorian because the whole school was filled with charcoal briquettes

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

When you thought his setup cant be worse... THERE IS NO WAY IT CAN BE WORSE... he hit you with this.

When he does the side angle, YOU CAN FUCKIN COUNT THE PIXELS ON THE SCREEN! He zoomed in and it soo visible.

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He is turning into Jack Scalfani.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Yeah his valedictorian things seemed to he q big fish in a little pond situation. I think there was like 140 people in his class and with the pressure he said his parents put on him he probably could get a head of kids there for sports. But he never bragged about his SAT or ACT scores so maybe they weren't so good and that's why he couldn't get accepted there, plus you do need to be really upstanding to get into fucking Harvard or yale

 

[Lord_Point]

He will play chess.
He will play vs level beginner bots.
He will use the undo button.
He will offer no reasonable defense for these actions and refuse to play with viewers.
You, yes you, asked for this and thus will donate.

I also think lolipop will show up in viewers choice so he can do some retarded remix of the horny santa stream. Then he will roll his eyes at the camera and moral fag about being a mahture adult.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Yeah his valedictorian things seemed to he q big fish in a little pond situation. I think there was like 140 people in his class and with the pressure he said his parents put on him he probably could get a head of kids there for sports. But he never bragged about his SAT or ACT scores so maybe they weren't so good and that's why he couldn't get accepted there, plus you do need to be really upstanding to get into fucking Harvard or yale

His classmates were basketball Americans kicked out of public schooling.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
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I swear, the only thing missing from his choice of outfit is a Sonichu medallion.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

He is turning into Jack Scalfani.

a fate I would wish upon no one, not even Phil.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He will play chess.
He will play vs level beginner bots.
He will use the undo button.
He will offer no reasonable defense for these actions and refuse to play with viewers.
You, yes you, asked for this and thus will donate.

I also think lolipop will show up in viewers choice so he can do some retarded remix of the horny santa stream. Then he will roll his eyes at the camera and moral fag about being a mahture adult.

That is assuming he doesn't go by his playbook and use "DAH TROLLS" as a way to choose what he wants from the poll.

I'm calling it no matter what wins we're getting WWE 2k24 and Zelda 64 on switch