Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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keke said:
If anything it would be the other way around? Holland has been in dogshit after dogshit project. She has a far more impressive resume even if shes not a good actor, well, neither is he.
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It depends on your metric. He's led more successful movies than her (The Spider-Man movies count, after all). Apparently, he's been good in other movies like "The Devil All the Time" (which, if you get that 'indie' vibe, plus starring alongside Nolan pack member Robert Pattinson couldn't hurt). "Challengers" is really the only movie I can think of that Zendaya was the star of, and it looks like it's dropped off the map.

Both really aren't good actors in their mainstream vehicles, but to my notice, it was Zendaya that tends to stick out like a sore thumb more (her line deliveries in both Dune movies made my teeth itch, and while I've never seen Challengers, nothing about her physicality has suggested in any way that she was an athlete, which was a problem for me in Dune as well).

So my guess is Holland was scouted first.
 
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Not A Bunny said:
It depends on your metric. He's led more successful movies than her (The Spider-Man movies count, after all). Apparently, he's been good in other movies like "The Devil All the Time" (which, if you get that 'indie' vibe, plus starring alongside Nolan pack member Robert Pattinson couldn't hurt). "Challengers" is really the only movie I can think of that Zendaya was the star of, and it looks like it's dropped off the map.

Both really aren't good actors in their mainstream vehicles, but to my notice, it was Zendaya that tends to stick out like a sore thumb more (her line deliveries in both Dune movies made my teeth itch, and while I've never seen Challengers, nothing about her physicality has suggested in any way that she was an athlete, which was a problem for me in Dune as well).

So my guess is Holland was scouted first.
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Starring in a marvel movie just means Spiderman is famous, observed in Chris Evans and Hemsworth. Zendaya is in Dune with Timothee Chalamet who is probably the most popular actor on the planet right now. Challengers was more talked about that The Devil All The Time and her physical appearance is irrelevant to how much having her in your movie benefits it financially. Holland was in that shitty Uncharted adaptation that flopped and was last seen in a crusty wig getting assfucked in a bathroom on a gay Apple TV streaming show.

None of it really matters, it is just insane to me to suggest she was casted to land Tom. I was surprised to read that. He’s not a good actor and nor is she, but fame is fame.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
Did @Nicholas II of Russia burn the .PDF of the autobiography or something? I just realized it's been months since we last laughed at her gaslighting herself.

And isn't there a beaver movie coming out this year? I miss beaver-posting.
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I can answer that. I had to do a total clean up for my PC a couple of times in the last couple of months because it was going slow, and I lost the PDF containing the book and I don't remember where I downloaded the .pdf from.

I also admit that I got bored after reviewing the last chapter I did of her, because I realized that all the chapters sounded the same. Either it was her complaining about her daddy issues, telling stories that never happened about her being discriminated or talking about how she in her childhood had her period or had bad experiences with her stepmother, reading that got repetitive and I stopped doing it because I felt like it didn't tell anything new.

However! As I was watching bits and pieces of the chapters that followed, there are several interesting things that were worth talking about, but seeing that it's taken me months not to review, I felt I shouldn't bother with following it. But seeing that there are people like you interested, maybe I should go back to reviewing the missing chapters, which aren't many honestly.
 
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ZipDisk said:
THAT'S THE JOKE

pfft
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Grugzaya of Troy a.k.a. "The Face That Scuttled 1000 Ships"
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Not A Bunny said:
I really like Nolan movies, because I figured he did what he wanted and he didn't cast people because they were popular or for whatever reason.

I can see Page being cast perhaps as a lifeline, the way Anne Hathaway said she was. That said, I find Hathaway as thoroughly insufferable as I find a number of other people in this cast (Page, Leguizamo and Zendaya are people I cringe at, and frankly, if my suspicion is correct and she was only cast to land Tom Holland, then Holland can suck a dick also).

This is really the first Nolan movie I'm not only not excited about, I may just actively avoid it.
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I feel you, I'm a huge Nolan fan and I was not excited for Oppenheimer at all but was glad that Nolan was doing Odyssey. Now after seeing the cast I'm even less excited than I was for Oppenheimer which is such a bummer. I'm usually pumped for the next Christopher Nolan movie.
 
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Iron Jaguar said:
Ellen is definitely playing Hermes.
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This is absolutely the sort of dumb shit that a vain Pooner would like to think about herself.
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It would be worth the price of admission to see her in that winged helmet. She can't really act anyway so seeing her trying to be jokey and charming will be a hoot, if she is Hermes. She also could be cast as Telemachus, Odysseus' son. I think that is the youngest male in the story (I think he's in his late teens) and it would be so validating for her to be a hecking boy.

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The cast so far is:

Men/pooner
  • Tom Holland 28yo
  • Himesh Patel 34yo
  • Elliot Page 37yo
  • Robert Pattinson 38yo
  • Benny Safdie 38yo
  • John Bernthal 48yo
  • Matt Damon 54yo
  • John Leguizamo 64yo
  • Bill irwin 74yo
Women
  • Zendaya 28yo
  • Lupita Nyongo 41yo
  • Anne Hatheway 42yo
  • Samantha Morton 47yo
  • Charlize Theron 49yo
I reckon Telemachus is probably being played by Tom.
I have no idea who Odysseus will be. Matt seems like a weird pick to me but Robert seems way too young.

Oh I forgot about Hermes. Maybe that's Page's role? If not it might be Tom's and then Robert would be Telemachus.
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The shortest woman in the cast is still taller than Ellen. Samantha Morton is 5'3".
>inb4 Ellen is playing Odysseus
 
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Slideshow Bill said:
It would be worth the price of admission to see her in that winged helmet. She can't really act anyway so seeing her trying to be jokey and charming will be a hoot, if she is Hermes. She also could be cast as Telemachus, Odysseus' son. I think that is the youngest male in the story (I think he's in his late teens) and it would be so validating for her to be a hecking boy.
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Maybe she plays Achilles? Nothing would surprise me anymore.
 
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Nicholas II of Russia said:
I can answer that. I had to do a total clean up for my PC a couple of times in the last couple of months because it was going slow, and I lost the PDF containing the book and I don't remember where I downloaded the .pdf from.

I also admit that I got bored after reviewing the last chapter I did of her, because I realized that all the chapters sounded the same. Either it was her complaining about her daddy issues, telling stories that never happened about her being discriminated or talking about how she in her childhood had her period or had bad experiences with her stepmother, reading that got repetitive and I stopped doing it because I felt like it didn't tell anything new.

However! As I was watching bits and pieces of the chapters that followed, there are several interesting things that were worth talking about, but seeing that it's taken me months not to review, I felt I shouldn't bother with following it. But seeing that there are people like you interested, maybe I should go back to reviewing the missing chapters, which aren't many honestly.
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Slideshow Bill said:
It would be worth the price of admission to see her in that winged helmet. She can't really act anyway so seeing her trying to be jokey and charming will be a hoot, if she is Hermes. She also could be cast as Telemachus, Odysseus' son. I think that is the youngest male in the story (I think he's in his late teens) and it would be so validating for her to be a hecking boy.


The shortest woman in the cast is still taller than Ellen. Samantha Morton is 5'3".
>inb4 Ellen is playing Odysseus
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