James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,854
I wouldn't be shocked to discover James Rolfe actually straight up has no idea trans people exist. Like I could absolutely believe he has no idea an entire subculture of people are like that and it was a major talking point of the last major election.
he truely does feel like a guy who still thinks its 2012, he's so "old internet" i wouldn't be shocked if he still has cable.
 
How has he managed to get into drama by not having an opinion on more than one occasion? :lit:
It’s simple really. Most controversies aren’t really fueled by whatever virtue signaling cause they proclaim to care. What drives a lot of people is simply jealousy. Dude is successful, but ultimately he makes nothing burger videos in the grand scheme of things.

He is well off, famous and succesful, that is more than enough for people to want to attack him to try to bait him to see him fail.
 
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This is a massive own over The Real Game Awards, as they clearly care who a developer specifically is instead of just being mindlessly objective about the product, and this is absolutely not just these rabid lunatics perceiving everyone around them as ridiculous strawmen.
Thus a demonstration why these studios are doing mass layoffs as they are more worried about a devoloper's pronouns instead of ability and making actually decent games.
Basically they made a half-decent game, got an unpaid shoutout for making a half-decent game, and instead of taking the kudos and running with it, they got all hurt in their frankenpussy and started chimping out about it because the journalists controlling the DEI gaming awards convinced they/them the host of this show is some kind of nazi, and are willing to lose sales just to take an ideological stand.-which is on a false premise in this case. The dumbfuck basicallt snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory because they/them wanted to simp for people fucking the game industry to the point they are putting they/them's bretheren in the unemployment line.
These clowns need to read the room. this isn't 2016 anymore. and the general public is sick and tired of their shit.
 
Not only that, but the precious indie developers of some other game that was mentioned on the show is very upset because their game was featured in this immoral video game awards show, and would gladly not make money if it meant people don't say words about it without their consent.
Lol Selaco. I remember them trying to get in the good graces of RPGCodex, succeeding(?), and then throwing that all out the window because the retard(?) added mandatory trans colors and tried to defend it as something it's not, failing horribly and then leaving the site when their shit was getting pushed in. And then people found out the other faggotry later on. They went full mask off (they did not mention certain faggot shit in the game before release for obvious reasons) after release.
 
Somebody else has to have said it already, but it's extremely funny to me that not a single one of those people mad about Dustborn being declared the worst game of 2024 have actually played it.
It just ties into what I've been saying about the culture war for years, where people will defend a product they will not spend any money on purely based on the politics involved in it's creation, which allows for companies to release bad products and use said politics as a shield against criticism. I know that I'm not breaking even slightly new ground with this take, yet the majority of people still seem to fall for this.
Also, it's pretty funny that the crowd of people who champion "Democracy" are pissed off about a user-based Awards show. Turns out that their version of "Democracy" being a secret club of unelected Oligarchs applies to more than just Politics.
 
All this talk about emulators makes me wish somebody could emulate a GOOD FUCKING NERD VIDEO!
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"Images you can hear"
You must've forgotten about Shitpickle or the Nerdy Turd.

Shitpickle and Nerdy Turd had their charm, sure their humor was basically repetitively saying "shit", "pickle" and doing fart noises but what was done with the characters was funny enough and not overdone (James didnt bring them back beyond single quick call back gags).

The shitpickle moment in Action 52 is legit funny because it came out of nowhere and was also quickly over with.
> Annual Baby Punchers United
> Remember Lady Gaga?
> Unironic CHUD usage
> Everything I don't like is Nazism
> MAGA MAGA MAGA
> Gamergate!

It's hard to believe these people exist outside of internet memes in 2025 but here they are. Do they truly believe that James Rolfe is going to be leading the next Kristallnacht? This is classic guilt by association.

One has to be close to braindead to believe James is anything other than apolitical. His wife is without a doubt a leftist, his best friend Mike Matei probably is a shade of right-winger (I'd guess Libertarian) and wasn't there a rumor that Bootsy was a Democrat? That it was a source of conflict between himself and Mike?

It's hard to imagine that James done anything in his spare time other than watch movies and reflect upon them. He's probably one of the most boring people out there.

What you expect from people that live entire entire lives online and have actual anxiety when talking to anyone IRL thats not their parents?
Neolibs think everyone in the world should be as perpetually neurotic and deranged as them.
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"How to tell the person you are arguing with doesnt pay the bills or/and havent spent a single day doing actual hard labour."

This is unironically worthy of a "lol calm down"
This nigger thinks it's still 2016 and people care about cancellation campaigns.

Its the closest many of them came close of being relevant, most of them still arent able to let go. Kind like Matt Mundaine, dude got popular because of culture war nonsense by complete accident and nigger wasnt able to handle the pressure nor stand by the things he said. Now he is a nobody that ocassionally reminds us he exists like a bad STD, incapable of accepting he is a nobody again.
On the other hand, Rex Viper is a resignation. He lacks the focus he had in looking back to his past through the passage of time. He's stepped back from his creative projects and his passions only exist as passive entertainment. He's a big fan of the horror genre, and other than the success of Board James, never really got to do something independent of his day job characters in regards to it. He no doubt hoped to be a successful movie maker, and after the AVGN movie flopped, he gave up on those aspirations. His entire life is based around a character Mike Matei created 2 decades ago which defines him to this day.

I dont get why James doesnt try to make a horror short, many great horror film directors started their careers by making shorts and allowing their popularity speak for itself.
He doesnt need to be a huge director but, fuck, even Markiplier is directing a horror movie based on a reasonably popular horror game (not FNAF level but close) and the dude has less knowledge of movie making that James should have so he has no excuse beyond "muh family".

James, the day will come your girls will be old enough to look after themselves, then what?
 
He apparently didn't know about furries until 2021 according to one of his podcasts.
the crazy thing, is I actually believe him. he strikes me entirely as a guy who's usage of the internet is basically limited to googling things he specifically wants to know about and that's basically it. as an early internet famous guy it makes sense he'd probably sort of check out of being super online and being half retarded, not up to date with social media and things (imagine how many emails he got in his heyday). Most of his time at cons was spent at his own or adjacent booths. He probably saw furries walking around and assumed they were costumes from some cartoon or an MMO he had no exposure to.

It's clear he doesn't really give a shit about video games past his childhood and doing the nerd outside his job but the people who actually hate the guy for making mediocre milquetoast videos these days are pathetic, sometimes they can make funny jokes about the guy but I can't imagine being upset some weirdo doesn't make quality videos up to your standard like it's an offense to you. 90% of people in the world don't like their job and half ass it. Who cares? Lol
 
LOL just like Untitled Goose Game
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We went from video games, to politics, back to video games roundtrip.
The weird Australian bending over backwards for Aboriginals is like keeping a literal retard happy.

"No no no honey its ok, that's right buddy you never ceded sovereignty didja? Yeah, we're on the durkadurka nation lands aren't we? They're definitely your lands, aren't they?"

"SAAR LAND DICKHEAD, NEVER CEDED IT YA DOG."

"That's so wonderful, honey."
 
I genuinely need to ask: who the fuck cares about this shitty game awards event? Why do these fags of all flavors spend their precious time on this earth acting like retarded babies who shit their diapers?
Because that is all they have. The people reeeing about James are mentally ill, disgusting, socially retarded, lonely, angry, weirdos .
 
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