Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Stranger]

Idk how someone could be so dense that they don't understand that it's only groups with a history of oppression that require social movements to elevate them.

Sounds gay and retarded, fag

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

LOL. Reverse psychology didn't work so you're back to the same old shit.

You're still a massive bitch-ass nigger faggot.

But none of this lard-based brain damage has caused him to change a single thing.

Of course not. That would mean he would need to blame himself for his own mistakes.

 

[souschef]

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

Comparing Jack to kingcobra is stupid. Yes, Joshy can't fucking cook for shit and his "food hacks" are very disgusting, but Josh is actually likeable. He's a weirdo, but he's not a prick like Jack who pretends to know it all. Jack has no fucking charisma, Jack's always talking shit including about people who are way better than him at cooking.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack complains about a facebook feature on twitter



Sportsball



Another movie review where it's vague as hell but "SAFE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY" but then says "There's cursing" the next minute

 

[AnOminous]

Comparing Jack to kingcobra is stupid. Yes, Joshy can't fucking cook for shit and his "food hacks" are very disgusting, but Josh is actually likeable. He's a weirdo, but he's not a prick like Jack who pretends to know it all. Jack has no fucking charisma, Jack's always talking shit including about people who are way better than him at cooking.

Nobody fucking swats Jack or tries to get him thrown out of his home or all that retard shit redditors do. Anyone who did would be instabanned. This guy is just an amazing crybaby faggot.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Thinking about Jack gives me a headache, so I don't know why I returned to his livestream from yesterday. But I'm glad I did, because I got to click the timestamp suggested by "Garrett" (lol) in the comment section:

https://www.youtube.com/live/8FFl7Y8BC40?si=d_DRg3iSyLg1OUbN&t=4263

Some gold:

Remote workers don’t work remotely. The majority don’t faithfully put the hours in. Period. They’re on Amazon, they’re shopping, they’re watching Netflix. I don't care. I know all of them screw off remotely. All of ‘em. I have proof. I have done a study. Don't act like you’re Mother Teresa working remotely.

Now I'm no fancy big-city psychologist (adjusts suspenders) but there is something diagnosably wrong with him:

1. Who is "acting like they're Mother Teresa" because they work from home? Obvious strawman is obvious, but also let's not forget: Mother Teresa sucked.
2. No one is asking for "proof" that people take breaks when they work from home. They did the same when they were in the office.
3. Jack hasn't a real job in 20 years -- why does he care?
4. He's also clearly never had the constitution to have a real job; his "career" is just oddball flights of fancy (graveshift DJ, "talent" "agent," guy who burns CDs for you, sauce hawker, online show host).
5. While the federal mandates have happened, yes, RTO in general feels like a low-tier issue in the culture war? Two planes have crashed and our closest ally is openly mourning us and plotting revenge (lol) and you're worried about people getting fresh air and doing chores if it's between 9 and 5?
6. HE WORKS FROM HOME.

His take is like if malignant narcissism and the Protestant work ethic had a baby.

 

[p1138]

Jack hasn't a real job in 20 years -- why does he care?

Tammy works from home too at least part time.

However, there is a reason Fatty cares. It's because before people were working from home, there was more space for his fatass out in public during the day. Not all of the scooters at the grocery store would be in use. Not all of the cripple parking spots would be in use. Yes, he's bitched about these things, and blames people working from home and not doing a 9-5 on all of his daily inconveniences. How dare people do things when it's Fatty's time to do things.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's because before people were working from home, there was more space for his fatass out in public during the day.

How does this even follow? Wouldn't there be less space if everyone's working from the office? It's likely that working from home had a bare minimum impact on the amount of free space, this fat delusional selfish pig simply wants to find a group of people to whine and blame. It's never his fault, it's always someone else. He's just your average waste of space fat good-for-nothing swine.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Tammy works from home too at least part time.

I thought so but I wasn't sure. (Thanks for confirming.) All the more reason his raging hate-boner for it is insane.

However, there is a reason Fatty cares. It's because before people were working from home, there was more space for his fatass out in public during the day. Not all of the scooters at the grocery store would be in use. Not all of the cripple parking spots would be in use. Yes, he's bitched about these things, and blames people working from home and not doing a 9-5 on all of his daily inconveniences. How dare people do things when it's Fatty's time to do things.

You're right. He for sure must have noticed in the past few years how lines he was used to not being there are suddenly there. Which, of course, is unacceptable, because the world revolves around Jack Scalfani.

But something else that grates me about this... Jack is a self-professed lazy man, right? But it's not just a joke for his show. He IS that. He is the embodiment of all seven deadly sins, and on a daily basis exemplifies sloth and wrath and gluttony, etc. He's morbidly obese and covered in dandruff and doesn't have a real job and can't walk and can barely talk and is terminally online. And for that reason, he hates everything. Including working from home. Why? Mainly, I think, because it brings other people an ounce of joy. (Same reason he "couldn't wait for the Olympics to be over" last summer.)

This sloth-demon is angry and up on his high horse about Real Honest Work when it's something he's never done. He's opposed to the one societal change to happen in the last 50 years that's made working a little bit better for some people. And he's a nasty bitch about it, just because.

 

[p1138]

How does this even follow? Wouldn't there be less space if everyone's working from the office? It's likely that working from home had a bare minimum impact on the amount of free space, this fat delusional selfish pig simply wants to find a group of people to whine and blame. It's never his fault, it's always someone else. He's just your average waste of space fat good-for-nothing swine.

Fatty assumes everyone who works from home, doesn't work. Thus, they're out and about during bankers hours getting in his way.

Nevermind that these same people probably also aren't using the handicap parking spaces, using the scooters at sams club, using the handicap stall in a public restroom, etc.

I understand if I've earned the little hat react for this one, lol

Nah. It's just that you're understanding how much of a piece of shit Fatty truly is. Remember, this is the same guy that complained about handicapped people at a themepark(where he was also on a mobility scooter and can't actually go on any rides) wasting space due to(in his mind) not being able to enjoy the place.
edit: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-r...ck-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-16994307
That's when Fatty was bringing up blind people at a theme park. The only reason he ever notices shit is if he finds it to be an inconvenience for himself.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack is apparently doing two livestreams today, one discussing the plane crashes (someone please find good shit from it since I know he's conspiracy brained to blame it on something) and the other is how to fix Linkedin.

 

[p1138]

Jack is apparently doing two livestreams today, one discussing the plane crashes (someone please find good shit from it since I know he's conspiracy brained to blame it on something) and the other is how to fix Linkedin.

Fatty fixing linkedin? What's there to fix? It's for people who work lol.

 

[abobe]

Fatty fixing linkedin? What's there to fix? It's for people who work lol.

Charles, his brother, thinks of himself as a genius and has ideas on how to fix things. Last week he wanted to fix fraud and essentially explained how he wants banks to have multifactor authentication system for debit card purchases. Jack wasn't listening and Charles went off on him for not listening.

edit: I just watched some of the stream. As much as Charles is an ass, he keeps Jack in check on his retarded ideas. Jack's LinkedIn fixes were dumb, a Junior High kid would have better ideas to fix it.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Between him admitting he makes little tortilla pizzas as a quick meal and the time he made a cheese sauce and, looking into the camera with a knowing look, tossed a Kraft single in, he's my favorite televised chef.

Can we conclude that there was no bagged garlic mishap and the poster who mentioned it was just confusing it with the bagged omelette video? Because I have no recollection of bagged, boiled garlic and if such a vid exists I really, really want to see it. I do vaguely recall a video in which he tried preserving garlic and it went really wrong, so maybe the two videos got mixed up in the kiwis head?

Sorry not sorry that I'm too much of a lazy man to go back and see which one of us started this discussion.

It is probably unreleased "dishwasher salmon" videon when he was in his sandwich baggy fetish phase. The timeline tracks with the ommeltte timeline IIRC.

Jack get frothing buttmad triggered when people bring up the much hyped dishwarsher_salmon video.


He has also deleted or privated many of his more embarrassing episodes over the years. It is entirely plausible that a failure from that era is now lost to the ages.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

His take is like if malignant narcissism and the Protestant work ethic had a baby.

And even so. Even if people took more breaks when working from home who the fuck cares so long as they get their job done? Nobody works for a solid 8 hours out of the day. Nobody. I don't care if you're the CEO or a grunt working the front lines. Everybody takes a break, fucks off to do something else or doesn't work as hard as they're supposed to. And so long as they get their job done at the end of the day that's all that matters.

Also, everybody I know that works from home actually gets more accomplished because there's less distractions. Something Fatty would know if he actually had a real job.

Last week he wanted to fix fraud and essentially explained how he wants banks to have multifactor authentication system for debit card purchases.

That's why you have a PIN that you can choose to enter. What else is he suggesting? A fingerprint scanner? A retinal scanner? The need to punch "yes" on your phone as the terminal would send you an SMS message asking, "is this you trying to spend $26.89 at (*name of business here*)?". That's fucking retarded.

The whole point of a debit card is that you don't carry large sums of cash with you.

It is probably unreleased "dishwasher salmon" videon when he was in his sandwich baggy fetish phase. The timeline tracks with the ommeltte timeline IIRC.

Jack get frothing buttmad triggered when people bring up the much hyped dishwarsher_salmon video.

To be fair he probably went about it in a retarded way. You can cook salmon in a dishwasher but you need to make sure it's hot enough in there and the bag has no air. He probably just stuck a piece of frozen fish in a Ziplock baggie, didn't remove all the air and didn't close it completely so the water got in.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Most of us who WFH have roles in which we are paid based on the results we drive, i.e. output. Whereas Jack is an old retard dumb enough to think employers should pay based on input.

This is just another reason why he’s a failure.

 

[Neko GF]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #1​

(02/03/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=iLTBwYwNhkQ

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Falcon Sebben]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #1​

(02/03/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=iLTBwYwNhkQ

Spoiler: Local Archive

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If this is the level of his "learning" about the Amish then it's exactly what I expected.

Fatty doesn't understand shit as there's more than one sect of Amish out there. And there's modern Amish that use electricity and have smartphones and stuff. The difference is they don't use their phones for anything other than making phone calls. There's no internet capabilities on them as they feel that takes away from the family and spending time with them in real time.

That's the whole point. They can and will adopt modern conveniences if it's useful and doesn't take away from anything.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Thinking about Jack gives me a headache, so I don't know why I returned to his livestream from yesterday. But I'm glad I did, because I got to click the timestamp suggested by "Garrett" (lol) in the comment section:

https://www.youtube.com/live/8FFl7Y8BC40?si=d_DRg3iSyLg1OUbN&t=4263

Some gold:



Now I'm no fancy big-city psychologist (adjusts suspenders) but there is something diagnosably wrong with him:

1. Who is "acting like they're Mother Teresa" because they work from home? Obvious strawman is obvious, but also let's not forget: Mother Teresa sucked.
2. No one is asking for "proof" that people take breaks when they work from home. They did the same when they were in the office.
3. Jack hasn't a real job in 20 years -- why does he care?
4. He's also clearly never had the constitution to have a real job; his "career" is just oddball flights of fancy (graveshift DJ, "talent" "agent," guy who burns CDs for you, sauce hawker, online show host).
5. While the federal mandates have happened, yes, RTO in general feels like a low-tier issue in the culture war? Two planes have crashed and our closest ally is openly mourning us and plotting revenge (lol) and you're worried about people getting fresh air and doing chores if it's between 9 and 5?
6. HE WORKS FROM HOME.

His take is like if malignant narcissism and the Protestant work ethic had a baby.

100% this. Jack doesn't work, and hasn't worked in two decades. His input on the modern job market, how to be a professional, the impact of WFH etc is completely worthless (or even more worthless than it was when he played pretend DJ etc).

How people, whom it doesn't impact in ANY real way, get so worked up about people who can/are working remotely blows my mind. If you hired people who can't be trusted unless you're literally standing over their shoulder, you hired the wrong people. If a bunch of mid tier managers can't justify their jobs without that micro managing, you have too many mid tier managers. Jack, as usual, is just copying the talking points about whatever issue of the day he's told to be mad about.

 

[p1138]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #1​

(02/03/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=iLTBwYwNhkQ

Spoiler: Local Archive

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He just can't help but use some of the worst AI slop... this is what he put on screen to show "electronic devices"