Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Oliver Onions]

If they're posting videos entering his property solely to grief him and he knows who they are, then he has a fairly strong case for harassment.

I don't think Pat needs any more lawsuits on his hands, but I would love to see him try to convince a judge about felony AirBnB rental.

I'm tempted to collect all his tweets and publish them in a book. Wonder how many volumes it would take...

If you have the kind of storage space capable of holding all Pat's tweets then you should be helping Null host the Farms, instead.

 

[Vect]

Nah, Pat literally is letting strangers stay at his house for money (despite being oh-so scared for his life). It’s not like this person broke in to his house and filmed it.

Yeah and then he Tweets it at him.



I'm sure they mean no real life harm but gaining access to his property under false pretences just to troll him online is pushing it.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I don't condone half hovel stalker childing, but I can't control what the pests do so let's just see where this goes.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I don’t feel bad for Patrick at all he’s the biggest prick on this whole site, which is quite the accomplishment. If he had any kind of power he’d be a genocidal tyrant. He’s also quite fat.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Another OnA pest has apparently stayed at the hovel AirBnB, releases a

That's disturbing as shit. He's filming Patrick's other half hovel, breathing hard like a psycho, pulling out knives. That's nuts.

How much of Rick's AirBnB revenue comes from the funsters?

 

[Judge Holden]

I don't condone half hovel stalker childing, but I can't control what the pests do so let's just see where this goes.

Legally so long as the individuals in question do not vandalise the property or withhold the Maid's salary I do not see any issue there, especially given how this looks to be a case of "spergs who secretly enjoy roasting pig man on xitter hired out his AirBNB with piggy non the wiser" rather than them actively deceiving him as to their identities. Now if oinktits figgered out who they were and (after inevitably trying and failing to sue them) banned them from using said airBNB, leading to them doing so via deception then it may get legally dubious, but I sincerely doubt they will wish to revisit the hovel or that piggy will figure out who they were.

Morally it feels kind of a wash, I mean obviously sausagenips doesn't want stalkerchilds renting his half-hovel and yet he has it as an airBNB and they have not engaged in in-person stalkerchilding nor have they trashed the joint in any real way and have paid him fair and square.

In terms of sperg/ayylawg schtick, assuming the renter had unrelated business in Milwaukee and needed a place to stay and decided to pick the half-hovel for his own amusement that would be the least autistic explanation for the why of things, even if he had to pay a couple dollars extra.

If the renter had some legit financial incentive and costs were covered/recovered because of how lucrative we all know fatrick cawntent to be then it wouldn't have been autistic at all even if I question the live they led to bring them to such circumstances

If the renter was a Milwaukee local with a bunch of neetbux to burn then thats preeeeetty autistic but still within somewhat acceptable limits.

If the renter paid plane/train/gas shekels to make the trek from a decent distance away from Milwaukee just to burn the money for a Weekend at Porky's to get updoots from niche tard baiting forums then yeah thats pretty autistic, and the further they travelled and the more they spent would accordingly amplify the autism.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

paid plane/train/gas shekels to make the trek from a decent distance away from Milwaukee just to burn the money for a Weekend at Porky'

What if they travelled internationally from a well known shithole island to partake in porky’s boipussi pies?

 

[FinnSven]

In terms of sperg/ayylawg schtick, assuming the renter had unrelated business in Milwaukee and needed a place to stay and decided to pick the half-hovel for his own amusement that would be the least autistic explanation for the why of things, even if he had to pay a couple dollars extra.

I suspect this is the generally most likely explanation.

With all due respect to brothermen and pests, while Fatrick couldn’t fight the skin off a rice pudding, he does like to remind everybody about his guns.

Legal argument over whether shooting someone for felony renting of one’s spare half hovel constitutes legitimate self defense aside, he is unhinged and fat.

If he snaps and starts gunning for the pest in the half hovel, all the armchair lawyering is irrelevant once you are dead.

As such, I don’t see a pest taking this risk for some lulz without a solid cover story to throw the pig man off.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

I don't condone half hovel stalker childing, but I can't control what the pests do so let's just see where this goes.

Meh, Jackie condones stalkers staying there so who am I to disagree with the worlds best cybersecurity expert/Mom of the Year?

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[Tiny Chinaman]

Meh, Jackie condones stalkers staying there so who am I to disagree with the worlds best cybersecurity expert/Mom of the Year?

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If I was as fat as Jack and Pat i would avoid the word pig at all costs

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's nice seeing Patrick's half hovel turn into the American Drachenschanze where his Cyber-Mobbing kinder (cyber stalker children) can pay him some beer money stay in squalor for the night.

 

[Judge Holden]

What if they travelled internationally from a well known shithole island to partake in porky’s boipussi pies?

When the time comes for me to claim my 'prezzy' piggletits will be brought to me, and placed at my feet.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It's nice seeing Patrick's half hovel turn into the American Drachenschanze where his Cyber-Mobbing kinder (cyber stalker children) can pay him some beer money stay in squalor for the night.

 

[Judge Holden]

Meh, Jackie condones stalkers staying there so who am I to disagree with the worlds best cybersecurity expert/Mom of the Year?

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Honestly the paying of pigrick-piglinpig is the factor I have the least issue with. Its basic decency to pay a cheap hooker for the delightful blumpkin she gave you in the McDonalds disabled bathroom, and likewise man of pig getting the occasional sperg tip via his airBNB is a fair exchange for the entertainment he provides all of us.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I could have sworn Pat denied having an AirBNB for the longest time and he never admitted to it directly and now sort of silently admits it? Like he says "you never stayed here stalker" or tells Boomia if he comes in the property he will be incapacitated, not denying that he runs one. I figured he'd deny it because of that factor about stalker child swatting not lining up with allowing strangers to stay in a home that will have police visits constantly (over FIFTY times child!)

I don't know my pigonomics grade was a C+ so it was better than Pat's entire high school GPA but it's still lacking.

ETA: Either Pat is gonna shut this down and blame the pests for loss of income, not completely unreasonable and probably would be his best lawsuit basis yet but he'd still find a way to fuck it up, probably demanding they go to prison instead of paying damages. OR this is gonna be a new version of pat texts where stalker childs surreptitiously record talking with him and upload it a month later, because by then the alcohol would've eroded any memory of the discussion.

 

[femoralcanal]

Honestly the paying of pigrick-piglinpig is the factor I have the least issue with. Its basic decency to pay a cheap hooker for the delightful blumpkin she gave you in the McDonalds disabled bathroom, and likewise man of pig getting the occasional sperg tip via his airBNB is a fair exchange for the entertainment he provides all of us.

Plus we know he'll eventually need to pay back the Protester Nation after losing another lolsuit, so in a way is almost like he's borrowing money to make everybody laugh at him.

It's kind of adorable when you think about it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

When the time comes for me to claim my 'prezzy' piggletits will be brought to me, and placed at my feet.

I don’t know … these things are big but I don’t know if they’re big enough

https://boskalis.com/activities/offshore-energy/offshore-heavy-lifting

 

[Useful_Mistake]

If they're posting videos entering his property solely to grief him and he knows who they are, then he has a fairly strong case for harassment.

Today I learned that paying someone to enter their property and not doing anything to either the host or the property counts as harassment. I mean, yeah, Patrick only materially benefited from this, but you have to see past the material-non-harms.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Today I learned that paying someone to enter their property and not doing anything to either the host or the property counts as harassment. I mean, yeah, Patrick only materially benefited from this, but you have to see past the material-non-harms.

This is attempted rape stalker enjoy prison

 

[femoralcanal]

Not super funny, but I felt like registering the umpteenth whyus.jpg moment.

Please notice these sequential tweets were not directed at Funsters, but simple civilians who were NOT talking to Jenrick: they were just all having conversations amongst themselves and out of nowhere a wild Snorlax appeared! comes a crazy guy and offends them for no reason:



Here's just one of them:

2 guys who have never heard of Jenrick were having a conversation about tarifs. Very cordial, very civil.


Suddenly, a hobo jumps from behind a dumster!

Wearing a 3 size too small lesbian suit and stinking of light beer, the hobo widens its weird upside down fish maw-like opening that could be either a mouth or its anus --the words/farts smell like an open gutter and the yellowish stubs stuck to the opening's "lips" are either yellow-piss teeth or corn, so it's impossible to tell-- and begins emitting angry, high pitched piggish oiks at the unfazed gentlemen:


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