Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,925 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,268
I found a divorce with a similar name to his in California last week. No much information to go on other than that she was a graphic designer.
He was married to a woman named Nicole (Maiden name Gillett). He cheated on her with a tranny (Can't recall if thats his current partner) did something divorce worthy, and she filed for a divorce that was granted in early 2020.

Was looking into it last week, but ran dry because I don't have the money to throw towards getting copies of records.

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This dude really changed his stream schedule just so he can raid on wow. I was wondering why he didn't just stream that since his stream is literally his play time. He never shied away from streaming his mmo stuff before. Was he embarassed that he got kicked out of the wow raid the 1st time (he had to explain it to his stream that it was the group's fault, not him but someone on reddit that played with him had a different story)
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Anyway, I can't see maldavius in here but I was sure that he played a tauren druid tank and the only one that matches is bearington.
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Oh look, it is. Anyway, I googled "pirate software bearington" and found this reddit thread as 1st result.
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https://archive.ph/wip/hVKtO
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/D5l2E

Huh? What's that got to do with mald?
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Huh. Mald plays dnd too and likes touting his cred...is this his alternate reddit account? He's even playing self appointed janny in this subreddit too. Very mald like.
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Have I earned my autism badge? Btw, I asked grok to compare one of this account's comments and mald's long tweets (about the diremaul drama) for comparison and it said:
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Also WTF is his "work" schedule? Is he seriously starting his streams at midnight and streaming until noon? and I thought my sleep schedule was fucked up, his is trash.
Probably targeting EU audience as well ? but wit fucking half a day of streaming its not that hard i suppose...

He dumped his partner who wanted kids after beating cancer, and her father just had a heart attack, cause he didn't want to. Amazing. What a piece of shit.
Counterpoint: Maldy whit his current life style probably (and thankfully) not gonna pass his gene to the next generation... 12 hour of lolcowing 8 hour of Gnomeing and 4 hour of sleep until his first heart attack or stroke...
 
He was married to a woman named Nicole (Maiden name Gillett). He cheated on her with a tranny (Can't recall if thats his current partner), and she filed for a divorce that was granted in early 2020.

Was looking into it last week, but ran dry because I don't have the money to throw towards getting copies of records.

It may be a dumb question, but how do you know he cheated on her with a tranny? Did I miss something?
 
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every lie that was told in this video
def con 24 was in 2016 jason claims this event happened there but there is no public record of a major stingray bust at def con that year a felony arrest at def con would have been widely discussed in security communities

"i had the key to the lost room"

"lost" at def con refers to a well known hacker and puzzle master associated with the def con badge challenge however the "lost room" is not a well documented or known space at def con and having a "key" to it is dubious

"i told him you ain’t doing that" but then "i let him do it"

the story contradicts itself jason first says they stopped him but then says they allowed him to do it which makes no sense

"he plugged it in put it on the couch and left"

if he wanted to run an illegal device at a hacker conference why would he leave it unattended no one deploying a stingray an expensive and illegal piece of hardware would be that careless

"you ever heard of a stingray the little diy thing"

stingrays imsi catchers are highly specialized law enforcement tools not "little diy things" while homemade imsi catchers exist they aren’t commonly referred to as "stingrays" in security circles

"it is a felony to operate one"

yes unauthorized use of an imsi catcher is a serious crime but there are no known public cases of someone being arrested for using one at def con

"i dumped all the information off of it"

if the device was running a stingray it would likely have encryption and security measures the claim that they quickly dumped all its data is an oversimplification

"four screws on one side three on the other"

hardware hacking details seem exaggerated and oddly specific as if to sound more authentic

"popped the memory card into my machine"

if someone actually suspected a malicious hacker device they would never just insert a foreign memory card into their own machine that’s a textbook way to get compromised

"took all that to the fbi contact"

def con does have law enforcement attendees but the process of handling evidence and involving the fbi isn’t this casual

"they arrested him"

no public records of an arrest at def con 24 involving an imsi catcher def con related arrests tend to make the news

"they gave me an fbi challenge coin"

the fbi does give out challenge coins but they aren’t typically handed out for random civilian help in an investigation it sounds like a brag with no proof

"he was targeting specific staff members"

this conveniently adds a personal vendetta aspect making the story more dramatic without evidence

chain of custody violation jason accessed the memory card before law enforcement making the evidence inadmissible

also he looks like hes doubting jason but still wants to be his friend lol
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also, sorry for being late :> just wanted to fact check this video i saw on my feed like a month ago lol
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Was he embarassed that he got kicked out of the wow raid the 1st time (he had to explain it to his stream that it was the group's fault, not him but someone on reddit that played with him had a different story).
It's probably this. He's gone out before saying how easy Mythic Raiding is, wiping on stream for three hours isn't a good look.

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It may be a dumb question, but how do you know he cheated on her with a tranny? Did I miss something?
I know its annoying for me to say, but you'll have to check thread for it. I know someone posted some degree of evidence to it, I think there were a few sources that pointed to this happening.
 
... Jason did you just say you work 16 hours a day right after saying you stream 12 hours for 5 days?
I would not be surprised if he does stream for absurdly huge amounts of hours. It's likely inspired by Hasan Piker, who got really popular primarily because he would stream for 12+ hours a day every day. Livestreaming is largely just a numbers game. Null for example has stated he gets a noticeable reduction in views on MATI if has to delay episodes.

If I had to guess Jason needs to stream as long as possible to maintain his income and as a result he can't work on his game even if he wanted to.
 
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If I had to guess Jason needs to stream as long as possible to maintain his income and as a result he can't work on his game even if he wanted to.
If Maldy wanted to he can hired some programmers to work under him on that damned under tale ripoff... But instead employed 2 ferret janny, 2 editor, 1 secretary, and 12 yes TWELVE streamer janny... Not a single fucking code monkey after incorporated his brand...
 
If Maldy wanted to he can hired some programmers to work under him on that damned under tale ripoff... But instead employed 2 ferret janny, 2 editor, 1 secretary, and 12 yes TWELVE streamer janny... Not a single fucking code monkey after incorporated his brand...
Probably tough to get anyone willing to touch that codebase and its "design" which becomes more of a problem the bigger the game gets. Amazing that in 18 months of working on it 16 hours a day offstream that all that has been added to the game is a hashtag and quit button.
 
You will never be a real lawyer. You have no bachelor's degree, you have no bar apprenticeship, you have no law license. You are a discord jannie twisted by mod powers and ferret porn into a crude mockery of the constitution’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Jason mocks you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish English accent behind closed doors.

Lawyers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of common law have allowed lawyers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even apprentices who pass the entrance exam look amateurish and lacking in experience to a real lawyer. Your 12-hour shift online is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk driver to hire with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your annoying, sanctimonious bullshit.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your "job" title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a discord janny is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is 50k+ discord messages that are unmistakably parasocial.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
calm down Chuck

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Anyway, I can't see maldavius in here but I was sure that he played a tauren druid tank and the only one that matches is bearington.
Just clicking on that link and realising the info section had a scroll was a flashbang
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He's definitely bearington, he still doesn't bind his keys, and no one in his raid knows how to play their class, which makes sense because they're all DEI hires;
On top of their wall of text listed as rules they're a VISAGE guild on raider.io
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It's probably the most stressful shit tier guild ever ran
 
Didn't he state that he has short sleep syndrome (or whatever the correct name is), which means that he only needs 3-4 hours of sleep daily to rest fully?
humans are meant to sleep 6-8 hours, just because he can only sleep for 3-4 hours and wake up fully rested that doesn't mean his health won't get fucked in the long run, and he's already 37. I imagine he sounded all smug when he said that, but Maldy is too retarded to know that's not something to flex about.

Yes. It is one of his favorite brags, up there along with his 3rd puberty voice. Someone would ask him how he gets so many things done (baffling why they think this, starting to think it might be his own narcissistic op to send a superchat like this to himself) and he would claim that he only needs 4 hours or sleep a day, 12 hours to stream, 4 hours to 'work offline' and then use the remaining 4 for his personal time. Pretty sure he said he went to the doctor for it too, like his 3rd puberty and bragged that the doctor just says he's built 'different'.

Regardless of whether this is possible or not, one can just take a look at his on stream work ethic (like the minecraft server twiddling) plus what he gets done coding for heartbound off stream to realize this is bullshit. Iirc he added one more non stream day to his weeklt schedule due to his sudden popularity so he has 2 off days out of 7 but I'm pretty sure his record of keeping 5 out of 7 streams a week is below 90% because something always comes up, much like nick rekieta.
his "offline work" consists mostly of responding to hate on Reddit, bitching about something on his Discord, and locking down threads on Steam on his game's discussion section
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I'll say it again, this douche is sounding more and more like DSP with his:
- "I work my ASS off (play video games for 12 hours a day)"
- the way he responds to someone when someone accuses him of something and not letting them reply back afterwards because they got banned
- letting every troll get to him and showing how thin skinned he is
- still talking about shit he did ten thousand years ago
- bullshit stories about himself (having a second or third puberty, only sleeping for 3-4 hours and being fine, how it was thundering when he was born and that's why he was named Thor)

I'd say the only difference between Maldy and DSP is that Maldy doesn't beg 24/7 and he doesn't rant as much as DSP.
 
Having known depressed people. I am calling bullshit as often depression leads them to become stagnant not productive.

Its just more mald bullshit excuses end of the day.
This guy thinks being actively in depression means you don't sit and work on your shitty amazing game 13 hours minutes a day when you're not playing videogames, all on stream in front of an audience while laughing and talking to them the entire time. Wow d00d, totally invalidating mental illnezz not cool. Next you're going to say his headmates (who are working on his game when he's playing videogames, so literally always) aren't real either
 
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Didn't he state that he has short sleep syndrome (or whatever the correct name is), which means that he only needs 3-4 hours of sleep daily to rest fully?
Same guy who has had 72 puberties? Yeah I guess he just happens to have whatever syndrome and mutation that is beneficial to him pretending he is a giga chad superhacker.
 
He was married to a woman named Nicole (Maiden name Gillett). He cheated on her with a tranny (Can't recall if thats his current partner), and she filed for a divorce that was granted in early 2020.

Was looking into it last week, but ran dry because I don't have the money to throw towards getting copies of records.

Same information I found and the same as the other site but no verification that it's the same Jason Hall however the Nicole listed is a graphic designer so that does bring up the possibility. Makes sense why he'd marry one as he can do fuck all.
 
I really need a name to the phenotype this guy and YMS have. It’s like post-twink death pseudo-twink. I think I’ve seen it like 9 times with lolcow furries.

They’re effectively the same person though.
The first time I saw a video of his I just kept thinking “how weird are his shoulders.” Like he hasn’t lifted an object over 50 pounds a day in his life.

I’ll never fathom these streamers sitting around all day for hours at a time in front of a computer and not doing exercise. Just one hour a day, you could even stream it and do different activities so your audience can get an education as well as new content. I’d pay a trainer 100-150 to come on stream and teach me some exercises once a week. Surely Jason could afford that.
 
Same information I found and the same as the other site but no verification that it's the same Jason Hall however the Nicole listed is a graphic designer so that does bring up the possibility. Makes sense why he'd marry one as he can do fuck all.
I found a linkedin account with the same name.
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And of course Jason's bliz expirience doesn't even fit on the screen in a readable form (there's more), but they both started in QA around the same time (2010-2009)
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And I must be 10 times more retarded than Jason's diehard fans, but I still can't find any info about the cheating on his ex allegations.
Apparently I found some pastebin page where it's mentioned, but seemingly without any proof
 
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He's definitely bearington, he still doesn't bind his keys, and no one in his raid knows how to play their class, which makes sense because they're all DEI hires;
On top of their wall of text listed as rules they're a VISAGE guild on raider.io
It's probably the most stressful shit tier guild ever ran
"Mythic raiding is easy!"
>Only CE is in the easiest tier ever.
Every time.

Looking at Armoury, doesn't seem like Jason is in a leadership position. He's rank 5, but most of the raid team is rank 5 too. Mis is the guild leader, and logs raids. Rank 2 is reserved for Officers/Mis Alts, with Cow being the main officer. I believe this is the Chewbracca logger. Basically any name left that isn't Cow/Mis themed is the other officer, Aer, the second tank. If for whatever reason you need to cross-reference Wow characters to find which belong to an account, bring up a few suspected characters, bring up the Collections tab, and look at their active Battle Pets. They'll be the same between characters.. Rank 3 seems to be a meme rank for Lyb, I assume the Guild Master's friend. Rank 4 is a few people, two on the raid team, two randoms. I want to say Loot Council people/vestigial meme rank? Rank 5 is raiders, where Jason sits. Jason also joined October 30th, 2024, about a month and a half after the current raid (Nerub'ar Palace) released, and his little pug disaster stream. got fact checked. Still a disaster, not a stream and not pugs, was almost certainly his prior guild.Bearington joined Gray Parse.png


They sound exhausting to be around. Almost the end of the season and about half of them are low 630s, advertise "M+ High Key groups" with barely any Key Stone Heroes on the raid team, and an eyewatering amount of rules and expectations that don't match their reality. They're definitely the random guild you see advertising in Trade Chat after everyone else has switched to online forms, but you give them a go because they match your raid times. They talk big game about how good they are, then you spend all night wiping on the second boss while trying to reclear to 5th. After all that, with you hard carrying them, they declare you "Toxic" for raising your voice at the officer that hugged a swirly for the 7th time that night and you're gkicked.

Being a Visage guild makes a lot of sense. Founded 2008, but oldest logged kills are at the very beginning of Dragonflight during Vault (late 2022-early 2023) when they would have joined the program. Jason being just a raider is a bit surprising, I thought for sure he would have leapt at the chance to do Officer stuff.
 
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And I must be 10 times more retarded than Jason's diehard fans, but I still can't find any info about the cheating on his ex allegations
I'll retract my statement then. Searched through, found the claim repeated a few times, but couldn't find solid evidence. I would assume that he either broke up with his wife and moved suspiciously quickly onto his next partner (which could indicate they had been together beforehand) and people drew connections, or he really did cheat and all we have is hearsay.

In the prior clipped video with his interview with the Doctor, its kind of weird. The reason he gives to divorce are reasons he wanted to divorce (she was at a low point, she wanted kids and he didn't, etc) which implies he was the one that wanted to divorce. But looking at the court filings for the divorce, Nicole was the one that filed it, which would imply she was given reason to divorce.

But no, you're right, as good of a dunk as it is, we should stop until we get better evidence.

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