Revenge of the Cis / ROTC / Mersh / Mike Schiele / Terrorsperg / Royce Lopez / Hippojuicemedia / More Like Radio - The self described "Multimedia News Insurgency", who can dish out the heat, yet struggle to take it. Jews and criticism are their Kryptonite. Guest staring Porsalin as "gayman50."

[cuttysnark]

Mersh can't fit in a Ferrari

 

[John Andrews Stan]

All of this dumb nigger’s rock bottoms have trap doors.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Oh, he's seething.

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[Green Man]

The funny thing about the BMW is that when he originally was talking about purchasing it, he still had an audience of people who actually worked for a living and knew something, not a bunch of speds who send in their social security money and people told him not to fucking buy a BMW for 'image' when it is very unlikely he has the amount of money for maintenance on a BMW. Especially a USED BMW. Ask any mechanic, BMWs are known for being finicky, difficult to work on and convoluted. That means when the slightest fucking thing goes wrong, guess what? Better get out your fucking checkbook. Odds are most cheaper mechanics are going to refuse to work on it and tell you to go to the nearest dealership, and everyone knows dealerships will fuck you at every turn. I remember people in his chat outright telling him the BMW was a retarded idea, he got mad at them and IIRC even banned a few of them. Then of course he gets the BMW and it comes with a boatload of fucking problems and replacing something as simple as a fucking headlight bulb is a major production but he can't admit they were right.

The Cadillac was a marginally better choice, still an "image" brand I guess but less convoluted to work on, more part availability, etc. However someone in Mersh's position who doesn't actually have a steady income or "fat stax" as he likes to imply should be looking at a fucking 2004 Toyota Corolla or a 1999 Honda Accord. Fuck your image bro, get a little shitbox Japanese rice burner that has 225K on the odometer and will run until the nukes drop if you change the oil regularly and have the timing belt done around 200K. "Oh but the A/C doesn't work and it won't do 120mph on the bridge when I'm drunk driving", who cares? Crank the window down and drive at a reasonable speed.

But this is the exact 'nigger rich' thing that they all do, as discussed previously. Their ego and desire for "image" will not allow them to make the wise choice and drive around a clapped-out shitbox for a while until their financial situation is better, as such it will never get better.

 

[Pomniman]

The funny thing about the BMW is that when he originally was talking about purchasing it, he still had an audience of people who actually worked for a living and knew something, not a bunch of speds who send in their social security money and people told him not to fucking buy a BMW for 'image' when it is very unlikely he has the amount of money for maintenance on a BMW.

And then he systematically sperged out at, alienated, and/or flat out banned all of those people cuz the nigger's allergic to any advice that even has a faint whiff of common sense to it.

 

[W@rui]

It appears that Mersh's car was repossessed the day after he got back from Vegas. He left the ROTC stream suddenly and a car alarm could be heard in the background. He returned visibly distressed, and told Royce that "it's not good" and that they would talk off the air (the clips are filtered weirdly since they're from Crystal Crocodile's channel):
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Later, he did not deny the repo after a paypig told him that alogs were speculating about it:
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Couldn't have happened to a better guy.

 

[Hello Fellow Teens]

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Mersh will likely never get the Caddy back


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The most egregious thing mersh has ever done is refer to this vehicle as a "Truck". I mean, an expedition or suburban sure, call it a truck if you must. But that is a crossover, not even an SUV really.

 

[cuttysnark]

Spot on, Caddy used the same platform for its cars and even a station wagon.

 

[JustStopDude]

And then he systematically sperged out at, alienated, and/or flat out banned all of those people cuz the nigger's allergic to any advice that even has a faint whiff of common sense to it.

He also left the BWM at the mechanics, under the assumption I guess they would junk it or sell it for him, and then get got a bill for fixing it after he got the Cadillac.

I've never understood what he thought was going to happen with the BMW.

 

[Local Fed]

I've never understood what he thought was going to happen with the BMW.

What's always great about Mersh is that he didn't know what was going to happen either. Ayyy ohhh whaddeva happens, happens. Capiche? You Kiwi fags don't know nothin' about nothin' when it comes to his bidness. At least he was a man who had a Beemer. You's a never was.

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[Green Man]

He also left the BWM at the mechanics, under the assumption I guess they would junk it or sell it for him, and then get got a bill for fixing it after he got the Cadillac.

I've never understood what he thought was going to happen with the BMW.

I guess he thought he could leave his wreck on their lot and they would just forget about it and let it sit there until the heat death of the universe and never call him about it again.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I guess he thought he could leave his wreck on their lot and they would just forget about it and let it sit there until the heat death of the universe and never call him about it again.

They should have made him pay up-front for any work. Just one look at Mersh and it’s obvious he doesn’t have a pot to piss in or the cash for expensive auto repairs.

 

[CowPox]

Maybe we'll get a picture or vid of mersh peddling an old ten speed to the gas station now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe we'll get a picture or vid of mersh peddling an old ten speed to the gas station now.

His fat ass is allergic to exercise. Even his bitch tits have cellulite.

 

[EyeGuy]

Mersh confirmed the repossession and is using it to e-beg. Don't worry, he says he'll get it back:

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[DoomsdayElite]

Maybe we'll get a picture or vid of mersh peddling an old ten speed to the gas station now.

And pedaling back with yet another abducted cat. A catnapping.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Mersh confirmed the repossession and is using it to e-beg. Don't worry, he says he'll get it back:

Null has ceiling cats, Mersh has floor cats

"You will never get your car back, meow meow"
"It's already over, stalker kitty. meow meow"

 

[Boss Hawg]

The way this guy begs and demands money from strangers is still just amazing. I've seen homeless people IRL that are less desperate.

 

[cuttysnark]

My parents co-signed my first truck and I made all the payments and insurance. I don't think Mersh has ever bought or maintained a vehicle without panhandling on the internet.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I apologise for being a tourist, but could anyone fill me in on Mersh's current financial state, or point me to a good post for that? I've not kept up with him since the Porsalin documentaries, so last I heard he was in his starter apartment enjoying intermittent strokes on stream while monetizing revenge porn.