Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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This fatso is lucky they don't live downstairs and rent upstairs. I'm not sure he would have made it inside. Could this guy be fatter than Rick?
Could just be congestion. We know that Rick is a slovenly mess, imagine all the dust in that place, as well as the miasma of KFC tinged farts. Anyone will be a little stuffed up after breathing that in for any length of time.
 
Fatrick is now NOCHILDing AOC for not admitting drumpf lost the election
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Fats is so wonderful, he can be actually completely right and still piss everyone off.

(Also 2.5% a year sounds great, but everyone admits CA real estate is inflated as fuck, but that's only gone up 3.8% a year over the last 20 years ... (taking it out to 40 years gets you to 5.3%)
 
"You have chosen how this ends for you"
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Honestly if we are allowed to choose how our ends come in pig canon, I choose death by a massive amphetamine induced heart attack five hours into my marathon brutefuck of fatrick, who has been kept on an IV dripfeed of stimulants spiked with bull semen so he can keep screaming and trying to fight me off throughout, all while I am listening to the Bardock theme from the eponymous DBZ spinoff special on repeat to keep the pace. Naturally this would all take place inside Chubby's Cheesesteaks on an especially busy workday.
 
"You have chosen how this ends for you"
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Honestly if we are allowed to choose how our ends come in pig canon, I choose death by a massive amphetamine induced heart attack five hours into my marathon brutefuck of fatrick, who has been kept on an IV dripfeed of stimulants spiked with bull semen so he can keep screaming and trying to fight me off throughout, all while I am listening to the Bardock theme from the eponymous DBZ spinoff special on repeat to keep the pace
I think I'd like to choke to death on a piece of Niggeroni. I've always wanted to try it.
 
I think I'd like to choke to death on a piece of Niggeroni. I've always wanted to try it.
Just ask Officer Evans and he will unzip and give you a free sample.

Might need to pull some twister contortion to avoid rubbing up on Nikkki while she gets her cooter tooted by him though.
 
Love how he has one of those fridge magnets that have the whole secular creed (you know the one, the one on every obnoxious yard sign since 2020) but it has in a bigger font, "Empathy is Everything". If there's one thing I can give Fatty Two Chins some admiration for, it's his utter lack of any self-awareness whatsoever.
 
This will result in Rick starting to maintain an illegal video archive of all his guests. Hidden cameras everywhere, recordings kept indefinitely.
Hopefully these guys had some self control and these visits were at least 6 months ago. Fat going on another wild goose chase through his recent bookings could yield some more Mr. Porngay tier hilarity.
 
I could have sworn Pat denied having an AirBNB for the longest time and he never admitted to it directly and now sort of silently admits it? Like he says "you never stayed here stalker" or tells Boomia if he comes in the property he will be incapacitated, not denying that he runs one. I figured he'd deny it because of that factor about stalker child swatting not lining up with allowing strangers to stay in a home that will have police visits constantly (over FIFTY times child!)

I don't know my pigonomics grade was a C+ so it was better than Pat's entire high school GPA but it's still lacking.

ETA: Either Pat is gonna shut this down and blame the pests for loss of income, not completely unreasonable and probably would be his best lawsuit basis yet but he'd still find a way to fuck it up, probably demanding they go to prison instead of paying damages. OR this is gonna be a new version of pat texts where stalker childs surreptitiously record talking with him and upload it a month later, because by then the alcohol would've eroded any memory of the discussion.
He has his name and face on it and it's his wife's house, I don't see how he could deny it for one second. But then he also denies being fat.
 
I’m not getting the pearl clutching about the recent reveal. This is exactly what he wanted to happen lol. He’s been at it for going on a decade, he continues to run a STR despite going out of his way to (admittedly!) start enormous fights on the internet, his internet footprint grows exponentially by the day and he seeks attention for literally all of it. If you feared for your life would you be so caustic and loud about it, seeking international attention, while also inviting strangers you found through an app to share your domicile? He wears muh death threats like a point of pride (telling random civilians they must reach some arbitrary number of threats to match his before they can have an opinion) and his actions are not that of a man in fear for his life. Pests paying for the service he provides shouldn’t be so surprising, I’m not understanding the outrage. They paid him money and presumably left it how they found it.
 
Stalkers found the poop-knife
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It totally is the same knife lmao. Patrick's bacne has somehow jumped across and colonized the cutlery.


Some additional recent tidbits of lunacy for your enjoyment
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World-class globetrotting 6-figure author and political pundit does not know the difference between nouns and adverbs.
 
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